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I'm a mountainbike man and car drivers are ASSHOLES,ask me a question if you dare!! | |
| VF.R User ID: 6492374  Germany02/17/2012 09:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 8461156 United States02/17/2012 09:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yesterday I was biking in the woods of Germany.Very nice to be in nature and NOT destroying our world with gasoline!Not getting FAT because I do something else than pressing my right foot on the gas pedal!Because I RESPECT EVERY hiker NOT pacing by with highspeed...braking with respect and to have a nice chat with them! Quoting: VF.R 6492374 I NEVER go on streets that are allowed over 30Km/h because I don't want to stress German(FUCKING GERMAN) car drivers,and by the way my health!!Please note that we in Germany think we are the fastest and coolest drivers on earth because we have Mercedes,Porsche and BMW,HAHA!Just take a look how Germans drive on the Nürburgring Nordschleife(the most craziest course on this planet,and no you americans and the rest of the world have NO clue how SICK this course is!Every thursday is open fore everybody EVAN WITHOUT a licence!Look how we fucking Germans drive cars,yeah like ASSHOLES.Many crashes with people and their shitty cars.There is even a curve were spectators are camping ONLY to see whos next to crash,stupid germans! The streets here in G are like WAR!!EVERY fucking man,and even woman,thinks he is Michael Schumacher(yeah that asshole guy that is the King of F-1 racing.Same situation on the roads of FUCKING Germany!! Now back on topic. I was like OK the sign is red for cars so I can cruise downhill with NO FUCKING German asshole in my back,a road with 50Km/h max.But wait,all of a sudden there was some guy in my neck,pushing me in a rediculous situation/curve were he NEVER could pass me!But wait,he did it!I was like W T F?!? Haha,now I was serously PISSED and catched this bastard on until the next red sign,haha! First thing I did was spitting at the car window,pulling my middlefinger up and made comments like "pull the window down so I can FUCK YOU OK?" Now I thought it was a man,NOOOOO,it was a woman. I told her that if she did harm to me I had done herm to HER BIG TIME!!No comment from her,mayby she was pissing her pants right now.Yeah,that was the only good reaction NOT to comment anything because I was RIGHT and she was FUCKIN wrong!! Stupid Germans,so stupid... If the average person is as dumb as you, I'm going to have to agree with the eugenicists, you need to be exterminated. |
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| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 6492374 Germany02/17/2012 09:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yesterday I was biking in the woods of Germany.Very nice to be in nature and NOT destroying our world with gasoline!Not getting FAT because I do something else than pressing my right foot on the gas pedal!Because I RESPECT EVERY hiker NOT pacing by with highspeed...braking with respect and to have a nice chat with them! Quoting: VF.R 6492374 I NEVER go on streets that are allowed over 30Km/h because I don't want to stress German(FUCKING GERMAN) car drivers,and by the way my health!!Please note that we in Germany think we are the fastest and coolest drivers on earth because we have Mercedes,Porsche and BMW,HAHA!Just take a look how Germans drive on the Nürburgring Nordschleife(the most craziest course on this planet,and no you americans and the rest of the world have NO clue how SICK this course is!Every thursday is open fore everybody EVAN WITHOUT a licence!Look how we fucking Germans drive cars,yeah like ASSHOLES.Many crashes with people and their shitty cars.There is even a curve were spectators are camping ONLY to see whos next to crash,stupid germans! The streets here in G are like WAR!!EVERY fucking man,and even woman,thinks he is Michael Schumacher(yeah that asshole guy that is the King of F-1 racing.Same situation on the roads of FUCKING Germany!! Now back on topic. I was like OK the sign is red for cars so I can cruise downhill with NO FUCKING German asshole in my back,a road with 50Km/h max.But wait,all of a sudden there was some guy in my neck,pushing me in a rediculous situation/curve were he NEVER could pass me!But wait,he did it!I was like W T F?!? Haha,now I was serously PISSED and catched this bastard on until the next red sign,haha! First thing I did was spitting at the car window,pulling my middlefinger up and made comments like "pull the window down so I can FUCK YOU OK?" Now I thought it was a man,NOOOOO,it was a woman. I told her that if she did harm to me I had done herm to HER BIG TIME!!No comment from her,mayby she was pissing her pants right now.Yeah,that was the only good reaction NOT to comment anything because I was RIGHT and she was FUCKIN wrong!! Stupid Germans,so stupid... If the average person is as dumb as you, I'm going to have to agree with the eugenicists, you need to be exterminated. No you Americans with speed max 55 mph have no clue what WAR on the roads is here in Germany! We have highways that have NO speed max like driving with OVER 200mph my son! |
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| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 6492374 Germany02/17/2012 09:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm glad you specified woman pussy...so what don't you like about goat pussy? Oh BRIEF,please come with your car to Germany,haha.You will piss your pants!Again you Americans have no clue what car driving here in G is all about. One of the few good things in A is the 55mph limit,thank God for that and please STFU;) |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 10994076  Australia02/17/2012 09:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was sitting in a cafe on day and a man came over to ask directions...he was pushing a bike and was wearing those disgusting nylon shorts...as I looked up to answer him , would you believe I could tell he was circumcised, Afterwards I wondered if he did this on purpose |
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| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 6492374 Germany02/17/2012 10:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The motorists PAID for the road with the fuel tax so be thankful they're letting you use it at all. I am so over people on bikes whinging about cars. Get back on the verge where you belong. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 529896 Again read my firt post like I respect others,I never bother cars on their PAID road and killing OUR and MY environment and air you stupid aussi with no clue what its driving 200 mph because you dont have cars that powerful my friend;) Can you spell Porsche properly?You know what 320Km/h driving is?You know Germans?You live LITERALLY on the ASS of the world,thank you;) |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 6492374 Germany02/17/2012 10:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was sitting in a cafe on day and a man came over to ask directions...he was pushing a bike and was wearing those disgusting nylon shorts...as I looked up to answer him , would you believe I could tell he was circumcised, Afterwards I wondered if he did this on purpose Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10994076 No my friend,Im NOT wearing this nylon shit Im a Downhill-Biker with protectors under my jeans and shirt;) And a Fullface helmet,haha!But please go on... |
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| last one I just don't give a fuck User ID: 8910120 United States02/17/2012 10:37 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yesterday I was biking in the woods of Germany.Very nice to be in nature and NOT destroying our world with gasoline!Not getting FAT because I do something else than pressing my right foot on the gas pedal!Because I RESPECT EVERY hiker NOT pacing by with highspeed...braking with respect and to have a nice chat with them! Quoting: VF.R 6492374 I NEVER go on streets that are allowed over 30Km/h because I don't want to stress German(FUCKING GERMAN) car drivers,and by the way my health!!Please note that we in Germany think we are the fastest and coolest drivers on earth because we have Mercedes,Porsche and BMW,HAHA!Just take a look how Germans drive on the Nürburgring Nordschleife(the most craziest course on this planet,and no you americans and the rest of the world have NO clue how SICK this course is!Every thursday is open fore everybody EVAN WITHOUT a licence!Look how we fucking Germans drive cars,yeah like ASSHOLES.Many crashes with people and their shitty cars.There is even a curve were spectators are camping ONLY to see whos next to crash,stupid germans! The streets here in G are like WAR!!EVERY fucking man,and even woman,thinks he is Michael Schumacher(yeah that asshole guy that is the King of F-1 racing.Same situation on the roads of FUCKING Germany!! Now back on topic. I was like OK the sign is red for cars so I can cruise downhill with NO FUCKING German asshole in my back,a road with 50Km/h max.But wait,all of a sudden there was some guy in my neck,pushing me in a rediculous situation/curve were he NEVER could pass me!But wait,he did it!I was like W T F?!? Haha,now I was serously PISSED and catched this bastard on until the next red sign,haha! First thing I did was spitting at the car window,pulling my middlefinger up and made comments like "pull the window down so I can FUCK YOU OK?" Now I thought it was a man,NOOOOO,it was a woman. I told her that if she did harm to me I had done herm to HER BIG TIME!!No comment from her,mayby she was pissing her pants right now.Yeah,that was the only good reaction NOT to comment anything because I was RIGHT and she was FUCKIN wrong!! Stupid Germans,so stupid... Spitting on windshields at stop signs over here will get a cap busted in 'yo ass.  If I'd known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.---Grandpa Rednecks, hillbillies, and cowboys will save the nation---me I dreamed I was drinkin', woke up and I was "we put our faith in maniacs"- Lemmy Kilmister |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 6492374 Germany02/17/2012 10:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Haha another bicycletard having a tantrum. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11002514 Stay out of the way or get run over. 10 points! Haha,another FATASS American using his kegs only to get in his car and POLLUTE MY environment! Please go on eating McDonnalds because ALL Americans are like tha as all bikers are like me,stupid;) You and your cars stink!! |
| last one I just don't give a fuck User ID: 8910120 United States02/17/2012 10:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Fuck yes, EVERYBODY get out of the mountainbike man's way. Clear out,all you fuckers. Mountainbike mans a-comin'. If I'd known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.---Grandpa Rednecks, hillbillies, and cowboys will save the nation---me I dreamed I was drinkin', woke up and I was "we put our faith in maniacs"- Lemmy Kilmister |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 6492374 Germany02/17/2012 10:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yesterday I was biking in the woods of Germany.Very nice to be in nature and NOT destroying our world with gasoline!Not getting FAT because I do something else than pressing my right foot on the gas pedal!Because I RESPECT EVERY hiker NOT pacing by with highspeed...braking with respect and to have a nice chat with them! Quoting: VF.R 6492374 I NEVER go on streets that are allowed over 30Km/h because I don't want to stress German(FUCKING GERMAN) car drivers,and by the way my health!!Please note that we in Germany think we are the fastest and coolest drivers on earth because we have Mercedes,Porsche and BMW,HAHA!Just take a look how Germans drive on the Nürburgring Nordschleife(the most craziest course on this planet,and no you americans and the rest of the world have NO clue how SICK this course is!Every thursday is open fore everybody EVAN WITHOUT a licence!Look how we fucking Germans drive cars,yeah like ASSHOLES.Many crashes with people and their shitty cars.There is even a curve were spectators are camping ONLY to see whos next to crash,stupid germans! The streets here in G are like WAR!!EVERY fucking man,and even woman,thinks he is Michael Schumacher(yeah that asshole guy that is the King of F-1 racing.Same situation on the roads of FUCKING Germany!! Now back on topic. I was like OK the sign is red for cars so I can cruise downhill with NO FUCKING German asshole in my back,a road with 50Km/h max.But wait,all of a sudden there was some guy in my neck,pushing me in a rediculous situation/curve were he NEVER could pass me!But wait,he did it!I was like W T F?!? Haha,now I was serously PISSED and catched this bastard on until the next red sign,haha! First thing I did was spitting at the car window,pulling my middlefinger up and made comments like "pull the window down so I can FUCK YOU OK?" Now I thought it was a man,NOOOOO,it was a woman. I told her that if she did harm to me I had done herm to HER BIG TIME!!No comment from her,mayby she was pissing her pants right now.Yeah,that was the only good reaction NOT to comment anything because I was RIGHT and she was FUCKIN wrong!! Stupid Germans,so stupid... Spitting on windshields at stop signs over here will get a cap busted in 'yo ass. Actually i spitted on the side and afterwards IN the car and ON this bitch,haha. Her face told a whole story;) |
| last one I just don't give a fuck User ID: 8910120 United States02/17/2012 10:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Haha another bicycletard having a tantrum. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11002514 Stay out of the way or get run over. 10 points! Haha,another FATASS American using his kegs only to get in his car and POLLUTE MY environment! Please go on eating McDonnalds because ALL Americans are like tha as all bikers are like me,stupid;) You and your cars stink!! Nobody gives a fuck, mountainbike man. If I'd known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.---Grandpa Rednecks, hillbillies, and cowboys will save the nation---me I dreamed I was drinkin', woke up and I was "we put our faith in maniacs"- Lemmy Kilmister |
| last one I just don't give a fuck User ID: 8910120 United States02/17/2012 10:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yesterday I was biking in the woods of Germany.Very nice to be in nature and NOT destroying our world with gasoline!Not getting FAT because I do something else than pressing my right foot on the gas pedal!Because I RESPECT EVERY hiker NOT pacing by with highspeed...braking with respect and to have a nice chat with them! Quoting: VF.R 6492374 I NEVER go on streets that are allowed over 30Km/h because I don't want to stress German(FUCKING GERMAN) car drivers,and by the way my health!!Please note that we in Germany think we are the fastest and coolest drivers on earth because we have Mercedes,Porsche and BMW,HAHA!Just take a look how Germans drive on the Nürburgring Nordschleife(the most craziest course on this planet,and no you americans and the rest of the world have NO clue how SICK this course is!Every thursday is open fore everybody EVAN WITHOUT a licence!Look how we fucking Germans drive cars,yeah like ASSHOLES.Many crashes with people and their shitty cars.There is even a curve were spectators are camping ONLY to see whos next to crash,stupid germans! The streets here in G are like WAR!!EVERY fucking man,and even woman,thinks he is Michael Schumacher(yeah that asshole guy that is the King of F-1 racing.Same situation on the roads of FUCKING Germany!! Now back on topic. I was like OK the sign is red for cars so I can cruise downhill with NO FUCKING German asshole in my back,a road with 50Km/h max.But wait,all of a sudden there was some guy in my neck,pushing me in a rediculous situation/curve were he NEVER could pass me!But wait,he did it!I was like W T F?!? Haha,now I was serously PISSED and catched this bastard on until the next red sign,haha! First thing I did was spitting at the car window,pulling my middlefinger up and made comments like "pull the window down so I can FUCK YOU OK?" Now I thought it was a man,NOOOOO,it was a woman. I told her that if she did harm to me I had done herm to HER BIG TIME!!No comment from her,mayby she was pissing her pants right now.Yeah,that was the only good reaction NOT to comment anything because I was RIGHT and she was FUCKIN wrong!! Stupid Germans,so stupid... Spitting on windshields at stop signs over here will get a cap busted in 'yo ass. Actually i spitted on the side and afterwards IN the car and ON this bitch,haha. Her face told a whole story;) Good thing you're in Germany, dealing with a bunch of pussies. If I'd known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.---Grandpa Rednecks, hillbillies, and cowboys will save the nation---me I dreamed I was drinkin', woke up and I was "we put our faith in maniacs"- Lemmy Kilmister |
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| last one I just don't give a fuck User ID: 8910120 United States02/17/2012 10:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Fuck yes, EVERYBODY get out of the mountainbike man's way. Clear out,all you fuckers. Mountainbike mans a-comin'. Quoting: last one AGAIN,are you iletrate?,I RESPECT ANYBODY and NO OUT OF MY WAY,you moron. But your words tell me a lot about YOU,sucker;) I ran over a moran on a mountainbike today(with my Hummer), just to watch him twitching in my rearview mirror.  If I'd known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.---Grandpa Rednecks, hillbillies, and cowboys will save the nation---me I dreamed I was drinkin', woke up and I was "we put our faith in maniacs"- Lemmy Kilmister |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 6492374 Germany02/17/2012 10:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yesterday I was biking in the woods of Germany.Very nice to be in nature and NOT destroying our world with gasoline!Not getting FAT because I do something else than pressing my right foot on the gas pedal!Because I RESPECT EVERY hiker NOT pacing by with highspeed...braking with respect and to have a nice chat with them! Quoting: VF.R 6492374 I NEVER go on streets that are allowed over 30Km/h because I don't want to stress German(FUCKING GERMAN) car drivers,and by the way my health!!Please note that we in Germany think we are the fastest and coolest drivers on earth because we have Mercedes,Porsche and BMW,HAHA!Just take a look how Germans drive on the Nürburgring Nordschleife(the most craziest course on this planet,and no you americans and the rest of the world have NO clue how SICK this course is!Every thursday is open fore everybody EVAN WITHOUT a licence!Look how we fucking Germans drive cars,yeah like ASSHOLES.Many crashes with people and their shitty cars.There is even a curve were spectators are camping ONLY to see whos next to crash,stupid germans! The streets here in G are like WAR!!EVERY fucking man,and even woman,thinks he is Michael Schumacher(yeah that asshole guy that is the King of F-1 racing.Same situation on the roads of FUCKING Germany!! Now back on topic. I was like OK the sign is red for cars so I can cruise downhill with NO FUCKING German asshole in my back,a road with 50Km/h max.But wait,all of a sudden there was some guy in my neck,pushing me in a rediculous situation/curve were he NEVER could pass me!But wait,he did it!I was like W T F?!? Haha,now I was serously PISSED and catched this bastard on until the next red sign,haha! First thing I did was spitting at the car window,pulling my middlefinger up and made comments like "pull the window down so I can FUCK YOU OK?" Now I thought it was a man,NOOOOO,it was a woman. I told her that if she did harm to me I had done herm to HER BIG TIME!!No comment from her,mayby she was pissing her pants right now.Yeah,that was the only good reaction NOT to comment anything because I was RIGHT and she was FUCKIN wrong!! Stupid Germans,so stupid... Spitting on windshields at stop signs over here will get a cap busted in 'yo ass. Actually i spitted on the side and afterwards IN the car and ON this bitch,haha. Her face told a whole story;) Good thing you're in Germany, dealing with a bunch of pussies. HAHA if it were an American male I had a LOT more fun;) But wait,you manly American males dont even know what 200mph is right?We in Germany are NO pussies,just assholes;) Beeing a pussy is starting wars all over the world and PEEING in pants when some bOmB explodes on your own territory;) Oh 911,how could it happen.We just bomb all over the world,we are nice,asshole,haha! |
| SilverPatriot User ID: 1607242 United States02/17/2012 10:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm glad you specified woman pussy...so what don't you like about goat pussy? Oh BRIEF,please come with your car to Germany,haha.You will piss your pants!Again you Americans have no clue what car driving here in G is all about. One of the few good things in A is the 55mph limit,thank God for that and please STFU;) You do realize the speed limit in America varies beyond 55MPH in fact to 60 – 80 MPH and before you claim, I have no idea about driving in Germany my experiences date back to the 1980’s and although not current they are valid never the less. Speed limits in the United States [link to en.wikipedia.org] |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 10772587 United States02/17/2012 10:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP Just stay off the roads.... I live just outside of Columbus, Ohio and there are several "bike" clubs around the area and these people insist on riding on 1 road in particular with a lot of elevation changes and turns. IMO they are asking to be hit. My hard earned tax $ goes into bike trails they don't use and instead choose this dangerous roads in packs of 20-30 riders at dusk. Insane... |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 6492374 Germany02/17/2012 10:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Fuck yes, EVERYBODY get out of the mountainbike man's way. Clear out,all you fuckers. Mountainbike mans a-comin'. Quoting: last one AGAIN,are you iletrate?,I RESPECT ANYBODY and NO OUT OF MY WAY,you moron. But your words tell me a lot about YOU,sucker;) I ran over a moran on a mountainbike today(with my Hummer), just to watch him twitching in my rearview mirror. Yeah a big stinky car doesnt make your cock bigger haha!And your cock must be very tiny;) |
| last one I just don't give a fuck User ID: 8910120 United States02/17/2012 10:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: last one Spitting on windshields at stop signs over here will get a cap busted in 'yo ass. Actually i spitted on the side and afterwards IN the car and ON this bitch,haha. Her face told a whole story;) Good thing you're in Germany, dealing with a bunch of pussies. HAHA if it were an American male I had a LOT more fun;) But wait,you manly American males dont even know what 200mph is right?We in Germany are NO pussies,just assholes;) Beeing a pussy is starting wars all over the world and PEEING in pants when some bOmB explodes on your own territory;) Oh 911,how could it happen.We just bomb all over the world,we are nice,asshole,haha! The irony of your statement is astounding, mountainbike man. If I'd known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.---Grandpa Rednecks, hillbillies, and cowboys will save the nation---me I dreamed I was drinkin', woke up and I was "we put our faith in maniacs"- Lemmy Kilmister |
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