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I am sitting in front of my computer. Ask me a question.

 
jailarson
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02/21/2012 07:30 PM
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I am sitting in front of my computer. Ask me a question.
Well go on and ask if you want. I *am* some random dude you will never meet in person. Or perhaps I am not. I could be anybody for all you know. Consider the possibilities of posing a question to someone who is bored and just see what happens. I might give you good advice that changes your life, or I might say something that sends you off the path. Roll the dice. I do have some time.
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02/21/2012 07:34 PM
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Re: I am sitting in front of my computer. Ask me a question.
Can you see my house from there?
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02/21/2012 10:49 PM
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Re: I am sitting in front of my computer. Ask me a question.
Can you see my house from there?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2377778


Sorry, I got hungry and left the thread. The answer to your question is: Yes and No.

Give me your address and I will look it up on google earth. Unless you don't want to give me it, then I will have no idea what your house looks like.
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02/21/2012 10:50 PM
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Re: I am sitting in front of my computer. Ask me a question.
Have you ever got deep-throat off a swan ?
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Why arent you answering the questions?

Last Edited by OMNI-TARD on 02/21/2012 10:51 PM
It gets hard not to judge, until I look in the mirror.
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Why arent you answering the questions?
 Quoting: OMNI-TARD


I just got back from eating the best meatloaf, mashed potatoes and creamed corn casserole ever. I was occupied. I appologise.
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Have you ever got deep-throat off a swan ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11212787


No, but my father in law has. (Inside joke).
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Have you ever got deep-throat off a swan ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11212787


No, but my father in law has. (Inside joke).
 Quoting: jailarson


I believe you .
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Have you ever got deep-throat off a swan ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11212787


No, but my father in law has. (Inside joke).
 Quoting: jailarson


I believe you .
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11212787


Well, not an actual swan. Nicknames are involved. And trophy Brazillian step-mother-in-laws.
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02/21/2012 10:56 PM
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How much do you weigh? damned
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02/21/2012 10:57 PM
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How much do you weigh? damned
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265 lbs.
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02/21/2012 10:59 PM
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Re: I am sitting in front of my computer. Ask me a question.
Are you on a windows machine?
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02/21/2012 11:00 PM
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Are you on a windows machine?
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I am going to unplug my router now.
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02/21/2012 11:01 PM
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Re: I am sitting in front of my computer. Ask me a question.
nice avatar.lolbanana2
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02/21/2012 11:17 PM
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Re: I am sitting in front of my computer. Ask me a question.
decipher this: G F Y ! HAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
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02/21/2012 11:18 PM
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Re: I am sitting in front of my computer. Ask me a question.
Why don't birds fly to the moon?
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02/21/2012 11:41 PM
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Why don't birds fly to the moon?
 Quoting: Kaylee


Their wings do not generate the required lift in the thin atmosphere up there. That, coupled with the fact that there is not enough oxygen and intersteller radiation, a moon trip for a bird is a bad idea.
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decipher this: G F Y ! HAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
 Quoting: Blackhawk_Guy


I leave that to my wife.
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Re: I am sitting in front of my computer. Ask me a question.
nice avatar.lolbanana2
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11232946


While that is not a question, I thank you for recognizing my ability to sort through standard GLP avatars and choose a somewhat amusing avatar.





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