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A christian asked an athiest what it's like to be an athiest...

 
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A christian asked an athiest what it's like to be an athiest...
The athiest replied: "Do you believe in Islam?"

The christian replied: "Certainly not! I can't believe you asked me such a ridiculous question"

The athiest replied: "Like that"

True Story.

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The athiest replied: "Do you believe in Islam?"

The christian replied: "Certainly not! I can't believe you asked me such a ridiculous question"

The athiest replied: "Like that"

True Story.

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Cool story, Bro. I'm gonna steal it.
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Fail
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U mad?
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Fail
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U mad?
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Failed because a true Christian would have never ask to know what is like to be an Atheist.
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Re: A christian asked an athiest what it's like to be an athiest...
A true Atheist would have no morals. It would be perfectly fine to kill anyone and take their belongings.
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Re: A christian asked an athiest what it's like to be an athiest...
Fail
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U mad?
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Failed because a true Christian would have never ask to know what is like to be an Atheist.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9945241


It's total win. You still don't even understand it.

LOL
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Re: A christian asked an athiest what it's like to be an athiest...
Fail
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U mad?
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Failed because a true Christian would have never ask to know what is like to be an Atheist.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9945241


It's total win. You still don't even understand it.

LOL
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No, I do get the joke, but it's a simple fail for me because I believe in Yahushua (Jesus Christ). I don't need to ask an Atheist what is like because the life I am living in is in joy knowing the Lord. Try to get to know him, and you will see what I mean when I say this joke is a fail if it were to be a true Christian.
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..."The story goes that a man who advocated atheism had a big poster framed on his drawing-room wall which said: GOD IS NOWHERE. One day, while he was in the room with the newspaper, his little daughter, who was sitting next to him doing her school assignment, suddenly turned her gaze to the poster and began reading it aloud, GOD... IS... NOW...HERE! And she beamed for having successfully gone through the statement.

Her father was about to correct her to say "nowhere" but some instinct prevented him from doing so. And, as grace would have it, his daughter's reading of the poster made on impact on him. Somehow, every time he looked at it, he could only read: GOD IS NOW HERE... and he eventually came to believe it!".....

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A true Atheist would have no morals. It would be perfectly fine to kill anyone and take their belongings.
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This is a very ridiculous statement. Crusades done in the name of God have caused a lot of theft and murders too.
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A true Atheist would have no morals. It would be perfectly fine to kill anyone and take their belongings.
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This is a very ridiculous statement. Crusades done in the name of God have caused a lot of theft and murders too.
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Which is why one ought look to the Word of God for the truth, as opposed to anything people do or say in his name.
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you know what, I'm gonna give a bump for more stories
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..."The story goes that a man who advocated atheism had a big poster framed on his drawing-room wall which said: GOD IS NOWHERE. One day, while he was in the room with the newspaper, his little daughter, who was sitting next to him doing her school assignment, suddenly turned her gaze to the poster and began reading it aloud, GOD... IS... NOW...HERE! And she beamed for having successfully gone through the statement.

Her father was about to correct her to say "nowhere" but some instinct prevented him from doing so. And, as grace would have it, his daughter's reading of the poster made on impact on him. Somehow, every time he looked at it, he could only read: GOD IS NOW HERE... and he eventually came to believe it!".....
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Sounds like a story a priest would say to a bunch of sheep
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..."The story goes that a man who advocated atheism had a big poster framed on his drawing-room wall which said: GOD IS NOWHERE. One day, while he was in the room with the newspaper, his little daughter, who was sitting next to him doing her school assignment, suddenly turned her gaze to the poster and began reading it aloud, GOD... IS... NOW...HERE! And she beamed for having successfully gone through the statement.

Her father was about to correct her to say "nowhere" but some instinct prevented him from doing so. And, as grace would have it, his daughter's reading of the poster made on impact on him. Somehow, every time he looked at it, he could only read: GOD IS NOW HERE... and he eventually came to believe it!".....
 Quoting: SHININGLIGHT


cheer Awesome story!!! Loved it. Thank you for sharing it.

God Bless you
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A true Atheist would have no morals. It would be perfectly fine to kill anyone and take their belongings.
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RAPE AND PILLAGE BABY!...

whatever
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Re: A christian asked an athiest what it's like to be an athiest...
..."The story goes that a man who advocated atheism had a big poster framed on his drawing-room wall which said: GOD IS NOWHERE. One day, while he was in the room with the newspaper, his little daughter, who was sitting next to him doing her school assignment, suddenly turned her gaze to the poster and began reading it aloud, GOD... IS... NOW...HERE! And she beamed for having successfully gone through the statement.

Her father was about to correct her to say "nowhere" but some instinct prevented him from doing so. And, as grace would have it, his daughter's reading of the poster made on impact on him. Somehow, every time he looked at it, he could only read: GOD IS NOW HERE... and he eventually came to believe it!".....
 Quoting: SHININGLIGHT


Sounds like a story a priest would say to a bunch of sheep
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yea well...the point is...stories are stories, we can make up stories all day long to make our point whether in favor of the atheist or the christian...
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U mad?
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Failed because a true Christian would have never ask to know what is like to be an Atheist.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9945241


It's total win. You still don't even understand it.

LOL
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11400656


No, I do get the joke, but it's a simple fail for me because I believe in Yahushua (Jesus Christ). I don't need to ask an Atheist what is like because the life I am living in is in joy knowing the Lord. Try to get to know him, and you will see what I mean when I say this joke is a fail if it were to be a true Christian.
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bsflag

You still don't get it.
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...."Seek and you will find".....
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..."The story goes that a man who advocated atheism had a big poster framed on his drawing-room wall which said: GOD IS NOWHERE. One day, while he was in the room with the newspaper, his little daughter, who was sitting next to him doing her school assignment, suddenly turned her gaze to the poster and began reading it aloud, GOD... IS... NOW...HERE! And she beamed for having successfully gone through the statement.

Her father was about to correct her to say "nowhere" but some instinct prevented him from doing so. And, as grace would have it, his daughter's reading of the poster made on impact on him. Somehow, every time he looked at it, he could only read: GOD IS NOW HERE... and he eventually came to believe it!".....
 Quoting: SHININGLIGHT


cheer Awesome story!!! Loved it. Thank you for sharing it.

God Bless you
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1313373


hf
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..."The story goes that a man who advocated atheism had a big poster framed on his drawing-room wall which said: GOD IS NOWHERE. One day, while he was in the room with the newspaper, his little daughter, who was sitting next to him doing her school assignment, suddenly turned her gaze to the poster and began reading it aloud, GOD... IS... NOW...HERE! And she beamed for having successfully gone through the statement.

Her father was about to correct her to say "nowhere" but some instinct prevented him from doing so. And, as grace would have it, his daughter's reading of the poster made on impact on him. Somehow, every time he looked at it, he could only read: GOD IS NOW HERE... and he eventually came to believe it!".....
 Quoting: SHININGLIGHT


Sounds like a story a priest would say to a bunch of sheep
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yea well...the point is...stories are stories, we can make up stories all day long to make our point whether in favor of the atheist or the christian...
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Yeah, you would think like that. Your whole faith is based on stories.
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..."The story goes that a man who advocated atheism had a big poster framed on his drawing-room wall which said: GOD IS NOWHERE. One day, while he was in the room with the newspaper, his little daughter, who was sitting next to him doing her school assignment, suddenly turned her gaze to the poster and began reading it aloud, GOD... IS... NOW...HERE! And she beamed for having successfully gone through the statement.

Her father was about to correct her to say "nowhere" but some instinct prevented him from doing so. And, as grace would have it, his daughter's reading of the poster made on impact on him. Somehow, every time he looked at it, he could only read: GOD IS NOW HERE... and he eventually came to believe it!".....
 Quoting: SHININGLIGHT


Sounds like a story a priest would say to a bunch of sheep
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6163527


yea well...the point is...stories are stories, we can make up stories all day long to make our point whether in favor of the atheist or the christian...
 Quoting: SHININGLIGHT


Yeah, you would think like that. Your whole faith is based on stories.
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and the atheist is based on what?.....
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Sounds like a story a priest would say to a bunch of sheep
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yea well...the point is...stories are stories, we can make up stories all day long to make our point whether in favor of the atheist or the christian...
 Quoting: SHININGLIGHT


Yeah, you would think like that. Your whole faith is based on stories.
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and the atheist is based on what?.....
 Quoting: SHININGLIGHT


Allow me...

Do you believe in Islam?

WIN!!!

LOL
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yea well...the point is...stories are stories, we can make up stories all day long to make our point whether in favor of the atheist or the christian...
 Quoting: SHININGLIGHT


Yeah, you would think like that. Your whole faith is based on stories.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6163527

and the atheist is based on what?.....
 Quoting: SHININGLIGHT


Allow me...

Do you believe in Islam?

WIN!!!

LOL
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.....Islam is not atheism....
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A true Atheist would have no morals. It would be perfectly fine to kill anyone and take their belongings.
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morals do not simply come from dogmatic beliefs...

morals ultimately come from logic and reason.

thankfully you are a religitard, as you are lacking of those two things
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Sounds like a story a priest would say to a bunch of sheep
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yea well...the point is...stories are stories, we can make up stories all day long to make our point whether in favor of the atheist or the christian...
 Quoting: SHININGLIGHT


Yeah, you would think like that. Your whole faith is based on stories.
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and the atheist is based on what?.....
 Quoting: SHININGLIGHT


The Flying Spaghetti Monster of course. Duh!
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Sounds like a story a priest would say to a bunch of sheep
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yea well...the point is...stories are stories, we can make up stories all day long to make our point whether in favor of the atheist or the christian...
 Quoting: SHININGLIGHT



Yeah, you would think like that. Your whole faith is based on stories.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6163527

and the atheist is based on what?.....
 Quoting: SHININGLIGHT


The atheist is based on the logical fallacy that "Absence of Evidence is Evidence of Absence."
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A true Atheist would have no morals. It would be perfectly fine to kill anyone and take their belongings.
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morals do not simply come from dogmatic beliefs...

morals ultimately come from logic and reason.

thankfully you are a religitard, as you are lacking of those two things
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Natural Law and the belief in a singular higher 'being' and/or consciousness. Get rid of the systems of controls i.e. radical fundy Priests, Pastors, Imams and Rabbis etc. and the world would be a better place!! Oh, and throw in the ruling elite that use these sychophants to control the people!! We're at the end of an era that resembles nothing like the beginning!! Every end starts a new beginning.
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A true Atheist would have no morals. It would be perfectly fine to kill anyone and take their belongings.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 997118


This is a very ridiculous statement. Crusades done in the name of God have caused a lot of theft and murders too.
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Which is why one ought look to the Word of God for the truth, as opposed to anything people do or say in his name.
 Quoting: truth ftw


The word of the god of sacrifice? You're kidding, right? I've always said that Christians don't have a mind of their own. Will they rise above and be ONE with their creator?
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A true Atheist would have no morals. It would be perfectly fine to kill anyone and take their belongings.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 997118


morals do not simply come from dogmatic beliefs...

morals ultimately come from logic and reason.

thankfully you are a religitard, as you are lacking of those two things
 Quoting: Rowsdower


Natural Law and the belief in a singular higher 'being' and/or consciousness. Get rid of the systems of controls i.e. radical fundy Priests, Pastors, Imams and Rabbis etc. and the world would be a better place!! Oh, and throw in the ruling elite that use these sychophants to control the people!! We're at the end of an era that resembles nothing like the beginning!! Every end starts a new beginning.
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True. The old structure is crumbling as the collective yearns for truth.
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Re: A christian asked an athiest what it's like to be an athiest...
It's funny how atheists pick on obviously stupid religions so they can feel right, when they're just as dogmatic and dismissive as religion is...

Either extreme results in narrow-mindedness.





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