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I wish to invoke the GLP Effect. Need YOUR HELP.

 
jailarson
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03/13/2012 12:44 AM
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POLL: Will I make it home in one piece?
 Hell, no! You are screwed!
 TSA will confiscate your head as contriband.
 Car crash on the way to airport.
 Plane crash in the CONUS.
 Plane crash in the ocean.
 Plane crash in the UK.
 Train wreck on the way home.
 Car crash on the way home from rail station.
 Solar flare disables everything,
 Nuclear war breaks out leaving nothing to land on.
 Aliens land, kidnap everything.
 Shut up. You will be fine.
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Ok, so I am flying home to the UK on thursday. I need everyone here to predict every possible BAD scenario that could happen in the next few days, so that the GLP Effect will cancel them out.

I will start with a poll:

glpeffect1
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03/13/2012 12:45 AM
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Voted aliens for you, need to watch out for those wildcards out there.
jailarson  (OP)

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03/13/2012 12:46 AM
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Voted aliens for you, need to watch out for those wildcards out there.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7148275


Thanks for that. I was worried about them, no matter how small the chances are.
Chrit

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03/13/2012 12:49 AM
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LOL, your doomed!


Break an arm, as they used to say.
I'm only human, it's my biggest flaw.

We must all realize a sink a chair and a pillow are all luxuries of home and a soldiers helmet takes the place of all three.
jailarson  (OP)

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03/13/2012 12:51 AM
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LOL, your doomed!


Break an arm, as they used to say.
 Quoting: Chrit


Thanks, man. I appreciate the reverse-support.
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03/13/2012 01:02 AM
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went with the balance
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03/13/2012 01:09 AM
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Great poll OP!! Nice.

I voted for: TSA will confiscate your head as contriband.
jailarson  (OP)

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03/14/2012 01:51 PM
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Come on, someone needs to vote for the plane stuff! I am not trying to rig the voting or anything........
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03/14/2012 01:57 PM
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I voted blank, police will mistake you for a vicious criminal and taser you. You'll fall down bust your head and go into a vegetative coma and become BIG NEWS on GLP.
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03/14/2012 02:00 PM
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Serious lack of possible disasters involving internal parasites, and mutated squidlike creatures.
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03/14/2012 02:01 PM
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Voted for plane into ocean. At least you'll be safe on that leg of the journey
Trying to bring GLP together. I'm still collecting flags from posters all over the world. Thread: Official "Flags from around the world" thread. Hoping to get posts from all countries that frequent GLP.

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03/14/2012 02:03 PM
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Serious lack of possible disasters involving internal parasites, and mutated squidlike creatures.
 Quoting: goodmockingbird


Ooooh, that sounds like the makings of a SyFy movie.

Last Edited by Doomish on 03/14/2012 02:03 PM
Trying to bring GLP together. I'm still collecting flags from posters all over the world. Thread: Official "Flags from around the world" thread. Hoping to get posts from all countries that frequent GLP.

:gratefulsig:
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03/14/2012 02:03 PM
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Best thread ever.
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03/14/2012 02:26 PM
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invoke request denied
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03/14/2012 02:27 PM
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You will be fine bra :P
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03/14/2012 02:30 PM
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btw, you forgot about the satellites falling from earth and the NASA rocket launch just in time for your flight
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03/15/2012 04:37 AM
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Ok, so I am flying home to the UK on thursday. I need everyone here to predict every possible BAD scenario that could happen in the next few days, so that the GLP Effect will cancel them out.

I will start with a poll:

glpeffect1
 Quoting: jailarson


What why did you put car crash on the way home from the airport. TUT you no I am driving right? Haha :0) but if u do get abducted, can you ask them to lend us some new technology ,maybe some type of goverment remover gun. :0)
Everyone wants to be happy. No one wants to be in pain. But you can't have a rainbow without any rain. LET IT RAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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03/15/2012 04:46 AM
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You forgot to mention snakes! ahhh
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LOL, your doomed!


Break an arm, as they used to say.
 Quoting: Chrit


Thanks, man. I appreciate the reverse-support.
 Quoting: jailarson


What if you slip in the shower and bang your head and die before you even leave the house. Maybe you even have to get on the escalator at the airport and your bag strap is somehow tangled around your neck and fall and it gets caught in the stairs and strangles you.
Ohh and let us not forget choking on the peanuts on the flight.
jailarson  (OP)

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03/18/2012 03:27 PM
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Ok, so i made it. Thanks GLP!
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03/18/2012 03:29 PM
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rofl

Pin it!!
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Ok, so i made it. Thanks GLP!
 Quoting: jailarson


Wait... Crap.


I voted nuclear war while you're in the air.



I'm confused, what will GLP effect do NOW!?
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03/18/2012 03:31 PM
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Ah...okay he's back safe then...

scratching

The top vote was "shut up you'll get home safe"...does that mean the glp effect did not work?!

DOOM!





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