Sure.

Trust Diebold.

They got rid of the paper ballots to help us.

Who wants those big ol clunky ballots, anyway? They just take up space.

They give paper cuts.

And splinters, sometimes.

Fortunately, this way, pesky recounts can be totally avoided. And good thing, too. That way, we never have to have the Supreme court decide the President again.

Wasn´t this way much faster and more convenient. :)

No more "pregnant chads".

Just a computer code that is easily manipulated. And don´t worry about the diebold employees who were caught changing out hard drives the day after the election.

They were just there to make sure the machines ran smoothly... for...

the ... um, help me out.

Why were they changing out the hard drives the next day?

I´m sure, however, that it was benevolent and for our own good.

Bush won fair and square. Just like he did in 2000.

(wink wink)

Peace.
David.