I am an asshole. Ask me a question.

when he started to be an asshole?
he kiss well?
do you have a dream sex tape?
answers, op, answers.

I started to be an asshole when I said to Mr Medvedev that the missile shield has to be discussed after my last elections.

My Michelle says that I kiss very well indeed!!

No, I don't have any sex tape...

so why didn't Michelle, told Obama that they had a kiss before college?

Please ask my Michelle, I don't know what to say...

he was dangerous?

girl next door, finally i got that, yup, they were young, very young, he only had a crappy memory, but never forgot the kiss.

Can i rim you?

Are you really the gaping asshole that you appear to be or are you just playing the part?

If you are acting, you should receive an award.

y'all hello...earth to GLP

why do you use the third person?

No, I am very kind to my Michelle, to the president of Iran and Russia. I am allways trying to please them.

third person is the best way to play resident evil, max payne and gta san andreas.

talk to somebody like hes the real deal

I am Mr Obama, president of USA. I am asshole since my birth!

lol
How many times did they meet before college?

Stop using the third person. It's an order!!! I am the most powerfull person in this planet. I can destroy Portugal with one nuke.

Every day after dinner...

Stop using the third person. It's an order!!! I am the most powerfull person in this planet. I can destroy Portugal with one nuke.

Every day after dinner...

How about another Nobel Peace Prize?

how many times we meet before the lighting?

I gonna receive another nobel peace prize. But first I have to destroy all our nukes and sell all military equipment to Iran!

Peace and Love is all we need

Where did you drop the wife and kids?

The lighting appeared during the first date!!

They playing with some inhabitants from Area 52. My daughters said they came from Mars but I don't believe in that.

lol
avoiding the question, ok, i wait to ask.

the absolute classic, never gets old.

Thanks for the music. It's fantastic...

Hi OP,
I'm an asshole too!
Fuck You! Asshole!
No questions for you!
Ha Ha, two can play at your game...assface

carry on!

NP, its what i do

You are my Colombian Sosia.

just play-rolling here...why would Mr. Obama post from Portugal?