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I was a nudist hippie when the Lord called me. One afternoon the whole atmosphere of this canyon started to tingle and change.

 
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I was a nudist hippie when the Lord called me. One afternoon the whole atmosphere of this canyon started to tingle and change.
Lonnie Frisbee Authorized Biography


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From Lonnie:
"I was a nudist-vegetarian-hippie when the Lord called me. I was going into the desert, taking off all of my clothes and I'm saying, 'God, if you're really real, reveal yourself to me.' One afternoon the whole atmosphere of this canyon started to tingle and change. The Lord identified himself to me and said, 'I'm Jesus. I build nations and I tear them down. It is better for a nation to have never known me than to have known me and turned their back from me.' I thought all roads led to Rome, but He explained to me that He was the only way to know God. I accepted Him and He said, 'I am going to send you to the people.' Then, he gave me a vision of thousands of people and they were wandering around in a maze of darkness with no direction or purpose for their lives. He showed me that there was a light on me that He was placing on my life . . . and that it was Jesus Christ and I was going to bear the Word of the Lord."
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He had a tingle in his canyon?

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I was a rancid, church-going, bible-quoting hypocrite when God got hold of me :)
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go on, OP...what else ya got to tell us.
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Re: I was a nudist hippie when the Lord called me. One afternoon the whole atmosphere of this canyon started to tingle and change.
That's what you get for eating the brown acid.
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see the links below



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~white^ ^lurker~

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(rolls eyes)
May the SOURCE be with you~
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I'ed make a good nudist hippie.
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I've only got dial up speed at present, can't watch videos. Probably a cool story.
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Re: I was a nudist hippie when the Lord called me. One afternoon the whole atmosphere of this canyon started to tingle and change.
Here you can read this. I met Lonnie, it freaked me out...

He knew things no one knew about me except God>

[link to lonnierayfrisbee.com]


I've only got dial up speed at present, can't watch videos. Probably a cool story.
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Idk if this guy is legit, but personally god has revealed himself to me. I dont know why he chooses to show some people and not others. I imagine some people ask for years for him to reveal himself, and see nothing. I wonder why or how he chooses people.
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Idk if this guy is legit, but personally god has revealed himself to me. I dont know why he chooses to show some people and not others. I imagine some people ask for years for him to reveal himself, and see nothing. I wonder why or how he chooses people.
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Romans 11 says that there are people God deliberately holds in unbelief so that when the time of reckoning comes, He can have mercy on them. Further, if everybody was aboard the Jebus-train, we christers wouldn't have any perceived "enemies" to fail miserably at forgiving ;)
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Well most Christians would condemn Lonnie, but not me...

Just look throughout the whole bible, all of the people God used were failures, it was the religious people, who had their own righteousness that Jesus and God condemned.

Many people today have their own righteousness, even those who claim to have Christs righteousness...

Just agree with God, you have NOTHING TO OFFER HIM...



Here you can read this. I met Lonnie, it freaked me out...

He knew things no one knew about me except God>

[link to lonnierayfrisbee.com]


I've only got dial up speed at present, can't watch videos. Probably a cool story.
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It was kinda the opposite for me. I gave up religion and embraced the counterculture. I've been much happier ever since.
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Re: I was a nudist hippie when the Lord called me. One afternoon the whole atmosphere of this canyon started to tingle and change.
Idk if this guy is legit, but personally god has revealed himself to me. I dont know why he chooses to show some people and not others. I imagine some people ask for years for him to reveal himself, and see nothing. I wonder why or how he chooses people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1015009


Romans 11 says that there are people God deliberately holds in unbelief so that when the time of reckoning comes, He can have mercy on them. Further, if everybody was aboard the Jebus-train, we christers wouldn't have any perceived "enemies" to fail miserably at forgiving ;)
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ahh never knew about this verse. anything else regarding this topic?
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Re: I was a nudist hippie when the Lord called me. One afternoon the whole atmosphere of this canyon started to tingle and change.
Idk if this guy is legit, but personally god has revealed himself to me. I dont know why he chooses to show some people and not others. I imagine some people ask for years for him to reveal himself, and see nothing. I wonder why or how he chooses people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1015009


Romans 11 says that there are people God deliberately holds in unbelief so that when the time of reckoning comes, He can have mercy on them. Further, if everybody was aboard the Jebus-train, we christers wouldn't have any perceived "enemies" to fail miserably at forgiving ;)
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One's enemies tend to be satan, using people. I don't forgive satan and it's up to God who is forgiven, when it comes to people. I don't hold grudges, but a lot of people aren't sorry anyway.
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Re: I was a nudist hippie when the Lord called me. One afternoon the whole atmosphere of this canyon started to tingle and change.
Idk if this guy is legit, but personally god has revealed himself to me. I dont know why he chooses to show some people and not others. I imagine some people ask for years for him to reveal himself, and see nothing. I wonder why or how he chooses people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1015009


Romans 11 says that there are people God deliberately holds in unbelief so that when the time of reckoning comes, He can have mercy on them. Further, if everybody was aboard the Jebus-train, we christers wouldn't have any perceived "enemies" to fail miserably at forgiving ;)
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One's enemies tend to be satan, using people. I don't forgive satan and it's up to God who is forgiven, when it comes to people. I don't hold grudges, but a lot of people aren't sorry anyway.
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Actually, Jesus said "Whose soever sins you remit, they are remitted to them; and whose soever sins you retain, they are retained" in John 20. It sounds like it's been delegated to us. And He never said they have to be sorry.
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Re: I was a nudist hippie when the Lord called me. One afternoon the whole atmosphere of this canyon started to tingle and change.
Idk if this guy is legit, but personally god has revealed himself to me. I dont know why he chooses to show some people and not others. I imagine some people ask for years for him to reveal himself, and see nothing. I wonder why or how he chooses people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1015009


Romans 11 says that there are people God deliberately holds in unbelief so that when the time of reckoning comes, He can have mercy on them. Further, if everybody was aboard the Jebus-train, we christers wouldn't have any perceived "enemies" to fail miserably at forgiving ;)
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ahh never knew about this verse. anything else regarding this topic?
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Not really - I think it's just probably a good practice to accept people as they are. It's not like God doesn't know their state or whatever. One of the after-effects Jacob experienced after wrestling with God and receiving the name 'Israel' is that he became able to see God in his adversary's face. It has to do with recognizing God's hand behind everything and everyone.
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this thread title makes me think of this



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I was a nudist hippie when the Lord called me. One afternoon the whole atmosphere of this canyon started to tingle and change.


... and then I joined OWS

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[link to www.youtube.com]

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One of the great guitarists, best songs:

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It was kinda the opposite for me. I gave up religion and embraced the counterculture. I've been much happier ever since.
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Don't worry, that will all change about one minute after death.
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It was kinda the opposite for me. I gave up religion and embraced the counterculture. I've been much happier ever since.
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Don't worry, that will all change about one minute after death.
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wtf
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Pics or it did not happen!5a
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how come when God revealed himself to me, he was in the form of Ganesha?
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Re: I was a nudist hippie when the Lord called me. One afternoon the whole atmosphere of this canyon started to tingle and change.
You got some real good acid there. Perhaps it's time to slow down a bit.





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