Australia invades New Zealand

In your dreams aussie

All your sheep are belong to us....

lol

STEAL THEIR PIES!!!!!1

WE want those gold medals

sloppy seconds

You belong to New South Wales... look it up....

Still a nice place to go!!!!

Thread: Australian goes to New Zealand, steals somebody's pie!!!

lol, you do realize the last people that tried to invade, we fought them for 30years before they were forced into signing a treaty, some say that was the turning point for the decline of the empire.

I see it as a un-recongnized strength in more ways than one :)

That is SUCH a funny video!

lol

You made my day mate

Drop your kiwi birds please!

That 0% is a worry. What does that mean to you kiwi's?

Expect Oz to help you if it all goes to shit?

We Kiwi's don't need your help, digger.

Fuck why would ya

Bout the only thing the Aussies can beat the Kiwi's in. Sure didn't in the Rugby last night ..hahaha

NZ please take back Rusty Crowe

Nah you guys can have that wanker!

Take Crowe and let us have Sam Neil, he is a good actor and not a tosser

You're spot on there. Speaking of wankers, You guys can have Quade Cooper too - lol

Yeah OK fellow digger. But the NZ government know that if NZ did get invaded that Australia will help them as New Zealand with all their assets like air fields, fresh water and food supplies would be a perfect launchpad to invade Australia. That is the main reason NZ has let their military get into such disrepair. I have met a few blokes who were soldiers in the NZ army and moved to Oz and joined the Aussie army. Why? they said the NZ is that cash strapped they can't even afford live ammo for drills and war game practice. Like or not (on either side) Australia has NZ's back.

It is the same thinking that keeps NZ & Australia interested in protecting Norfolk Island. If Norfolk ever gets invaded it is a perfect launch pad to hit NZ then Australia.

You can have all the sheep you want but, please leave us our PIES.

Canada, south Africa, and Wales would back the Kiwis and it would lead to WW 3 within four months...

Obviously Aussies don't know our history.

Go to Bondi and see how many people say "sux" the kiwi way.

We have already been invaded...

With the amount of kiwi's who migrate to Australia, isn't it the other way around? BTW I'm Aussie not Chinese as my flag says!

its the only way they will get the Bledisloe cup

wait what

Reminds me of that City Dubai. Lets build the greatest city on earth. But don't bother with a military that could defend it. We dont need that... What would we want a military for.