JUST IN:The OBITUARY of Mother American Liberty-Very Sad!!!

I see the word prayer and I get sidetracked. You should be careful when using words like that if you want real people to take you seriously. Not a bad job though, I clicked on it.

I'm not sure WTF you're talking about. I've read the narrative over 100 times to proof it, and nowhere do I recall an imaginary friend line/s.

Nick®
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Thanks for the post, OP ! Amazing you got this many replies, considering it did NOT have sex, racism or religion in the title !

To answer one of the latter responders, what everyone should do is make a plan concerning the corporate governments, local, state and federal, that CONTROL us with laws, rules, regulations and statutes via fees, licenses and fines or threat of jail, and draw a line saying to ones self, if this is violated, I resist. If force is used, I will meet it with force.

Another avenue is though jury duty, where you can convince people in the jury room,to NOT consider this law, rule, regulation or statue VALID for the people, and turn the person charged loose with NO FINE, jail time etc. The judge or either lawyer will NEVER tell you that is a possibility, but many Supreme Court Judges have so indicated to us.

Eagle

I see the word prayer and I get sidetracked. You should be careful when using words like that if you want real people to take you seriously. Not a bad job though, I clicked on it.

He's talking about God. That's what they call God.

Great post Nick, it's a sad time. I think there just may be an ounce of breath left in her though. Don't count her out just yet. She's been sick before and barely made it but she did. I'm sure when brothers were slaughtering brothers in the civil war many thought the same. But when we needed it most in our darkest hour the people came together and did what's right and what was needed. They are out there, WE ARE OUT THERE! We just need a great leader to rally the troops and I don't mean a politician.

How ever I think four more years of Obama will be the final nail in the coffin, so lets start there.

Your easily sidetracked then. Oh and people that pray are real, and also taken seriously.

"Not a bad job though?" Really? I believe Nick's wording to be insightful and thought provoking at the least. Let's see you do better...

Your easily sidetracked then. Oh and people that pray are real, and also taken seriously.

"Not a bad job though?" Really? I believe Nick's wording to be insightful and thought provoking at the least. Let's see you do better...

Mother American Liberty who lived a relatively short, prosperous, and complicated life died a slow and painful death of a broken heart at the tragically young age of 236 years. She is survived by three hundred million children who would not stand together to help her fight her ailments. Instead most of them hid in fear, succumbed to complacency, fought amongst one another, and elected their most evil and corrupt siblings to assimilate her powers of attorney. The long line of evil elected siblings chose to squander her wealth, destroy her credit, pilfer her resources, infuriate her neighbors, complicity encourage the breaking of cardinal rules, silence outspoken fellow siblings, assassinate dissention, dishonor her fathers, molest her granddaughters, slaughter her language, toxically pollute her air, radioactively infect her wells, systemically dismantle her businesses, fire her employees, pornographically enslave her daughters, and vend all of her precious belongings; breaking her heart into pieces so small that even CERN could not detect their presence.

Mother Liberty did not perish instantly as her resilience was too great. Some of her children fought long and hard to prevent, desist, and shield her from the abominations being transgressed against her. They too were silenced, assassinated, or worse ignored. Seeing her favorite offspring fight incessantly left her with hope, until enough were silenced, ignored, mocked, jeered, and murdered that they too began losing all hope. On her death bed she spoke to them pleading with them to remember. She begged them to remember her for the way she was and not for the way she had been left. She reminded them of the 236 years of freedom and prosperity they once had. She reminded them all, that the road to their freedom and prosperity was bathed in their family’s blood. She made them recall the countless amenities she slaved all of her life to provide. She reminded them of the hundreds of years of education she was able to afford them. She asked them not to ever forget the love she had for each and every one of them and the love they should’ve had for one another. She called each and every one of them out by name as she lay weeping. She laid her hand trembling upon each cheek. With tears in her eyes and her heartbeat slowing she asked them why they did nothing to stand together, even though they had the power and knowledge to collude her wounds to heal. When they began to argue at her bedside yelling at one another yet could not muster agreement on an answer, she slipped away into the darkness and gave her last breath.

The powers of attorney will be holding no services, accepting no flowers, no sympathy cards, or erecting any memorials. The powers of attorney will be desiccating her fragile body and using the mangled parts to down-pay their debts. No media will be allowed to comment and protest will be amputated upon infection. Gifts and donations are of course expected and the powers of attorney prefer cash or precious metals. Few infuriated neighbors indicate that they are in active prayer for Mother American Liberty’s remaining children. There are however, one or two neighbors that have offered the only thing the powers of attorney do not yet control; prayer. They humbly indicate to our publication,at this time, they are praying for a miracle as Mother Liberty’s children are left with nothing of which to speak. The surviving offspring of Mother American Liberty indicate that they will always remember her as she was, just as she had urged them to do. Sadly they can only agree that they are completely lost because they are still in probate proceedings squabbling over how to pick up the pieces of their Mother’s heart and put them back together again.
EBD

Nickadeemus®
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Oh I get it. I mention prayer (because 95% of people at a funeral tell you they're praying for the family), and all of the sudden I'm now talking about God. I wonder Rev if any of these complete intellectual voids that are picking this thing apart actually realize that most of the problems in this world exist with them. Can they not see that the very things that have killed our strength is the mundane autopsies they've performed that twist the truth and intentions of the original authors? Fucking sick man. Sick.

Nick®

I'm so glad I found Nick's thread and pinned it, if for no other reason than I got to add you as my 420th friend. (That's a very important number around here for a lot of us )

Always great to run into likeminded folks around here.

Great piece Nick.

A for you there Pilgrim for a well said piece.........Alas the way of my own republic also......And for the Irish here.........Arthur Griffith would be well ashamed as to what our Lickspitals have done over our short years as a Republic.

Great piece Nick.

Everything sounded good till you brought up your imaginary friend. Religion causes downfall, it doesn't prevent it.

Why is this guy so upset at the mere mention of God. I'm no Jesus freak and I'm not religious at all any more, but I think part of the problem is that we have turned our back on God. It was all part of the plan to pervert our system and our honor. God has long been a tradition of this country and because a small handful of loser libs say they are offended we can no longer have Christmas, it's just winter. We can no longer say the pledge in some schools. They want God off the money, they want to change the lyrics of God bless America, I mean wtf? Well guess what I'm offended that they're offended, you don't like? Well fuck off and leave. Nobody is jamming it down their throats. Don't believe in anything if you so chose. This country was founded by men who believed in God, so just get over it and be thankful you live here and not in Somalia.

This country was a better place when people had something to believe in.

Well said, and couldn't agree more. I tend to ignore posts by the evangelistic atheists among us, just as I ignore Russ and similarly vacuous religious threads. I believe God is very real, though, and He has always had His Hand on this country. We have gotten so far from our founding, though, and our belief in liberty and Natural Law, that it's going to take an act of God to bring us back from the brink on which we have placed ourselves.

Well put REV, Good to see ya buddy, when we going for that drive?

Mod's: Might I humbly suggest a real pin? We don't get many good, original pieces here, and Nick's got more five stars than anything else that's pinned, other than the weed thread, of course.

Incidentally, Obama: You're a freakin' moran if you really think legalizing it is going to make drug cartels more powerful. But I digress.

As for Obama, he's just a "moran". No if's and's or but's.



Nick®

I give the guy too much credit, I guess.