Man, Jesus must have had one hell 'uva stenographer. They could write fluently is so many different languages too.

And they sure lived a long time, all those Mathews, and Lukes and all those guys who were writing hundreds of years after the guy died.

There were a few mistakes though. I think over 600 direct misinterpretations and screw ups between the old and new testaments.

Over 600 actual "commandments" and somebody was paid to narrow it down to only 10. Nice work, if you can get it.

But some guy named Joe Smith says he's got the tablets, from when Jesus used his vacation home here in Utah, hidden somewhere. Just take his word for it, you don't need to see the proof.

I was discussing all this with the easter bunny just the other day in a bar with St. Nick and Rudolph. Those guys, they get a few cold ones in 'em, and it's laugh all night time.