Jesus is my Hero because... he, ummm, umm, because he prophesied for wild Lions and did all this crazy stuff I can't do. You know how many times the damned Bible has been REWRITTEN? By cynical people! You can't trust a man to translate THE BIBLE, he might get cynical and want to destroy it's true meaning. Whatever that is, right? The Bibleis a mystery so don't go being high shit and claim to even have any of it understood. I'm not a troll.