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Friday the 20 of April at 12:00 rapture will begun.

 
RaptureJoe
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04/19/2012 10:29 PM
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Friday the 20 of April at 12:00 rapture will begun.
Ok guys my rapture detector just point out for tomorrow and after further analysis i came to the conclusion that this is it!

Start partying go get some booze and enjoy the show!
Anonymous Coward
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04/19/2012 10:43 PM
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Re: Friday the 20 of April at 12:00 rapture will begun.
Which timezone?oops2pick
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04/19/2012 10:44 PM
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Re: Friday the 20 of April at 12:00 rapture will begun.
Sorry Jesus just called, rapture is cancelled.

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04/19/2012 10:44 PM
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Re: Friday the 20 of April at 12:00 rapture will begun.
I wonder if work will let out early
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04/19/2012 10:45 PM
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Re: Friday the 20 of April at 12:00 rapture will begun.
Is that midday or midnight?? Already past 12:00 midday 20th April in Australia. Nothing happening here! Yet!

peace
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04/19/2012 10:45 PM
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Re: Friday the 20 of April at 12:00 rapture will begun.
Buy my Book:

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Re: Friday the 20 of April at 12:00 rapture will begun.
Which timezone?oops2pick
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Eastern time and also watch out for fire rain and demonic salsa!
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04/19/2012 10:48 PM
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04/19/2012 10:49 PM
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Re: Friday the 20 of April at 12:00 rapture will begun.
Is that midday or midnight?? Already past 12:00 midday 20th April in Australia. Nothing happening here! Yet!

peace
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12:00 pm and pm stand for prophecy marmelade!
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04/19/2012 10:50 PM
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Re: Friday the 20 of April at 12:00 rapture will begun.
I wonder if work will let out early
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04/19/2012 10:52 PM
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Re: Friday the 20 of April at 12:00 rapture will begun.
Yeah which time zone? Or will Jesus have to make those annoying trips everywhere, hope traffics not too bad.
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04/19/2012 10:53 PM
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idiot
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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04/19/2012 10:54 PM
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Re: Friday the 20 of April at 12:00 rapture will begun.
The Superbowl will look boring compare to the Super rapture!

Run from your sins! In Joe : chap 23 v.77
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04/19/2012 10:54 PM
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Re: Friday the 20 of April at 12:00 rapture will begun.
Buy my Book:

Christians learn English and grammar...

For only $19.95
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Wear can i buy this book?
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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04/19/2012 10:56 PM
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idiot
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By saying this to me the ultimate rapture prophet and closest friend of Jaysus i will send you to the pit of fire!
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04/19/2012 10:58 PM
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Buy my Book:

Christians learn English and grammar...

For only $19.95
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Wear can i buy this book?
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At target. You know the one over they're bye the wal-mart
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04/19/2012 11:02 PM
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Re: Friday the 20 of April at 12:00 rapture will begun.
Interesting OP check it out

Purnaham Purnahamtaram. Om. Greetings this is Maitreya. I am speaking to all levels of your consciousness. I am Maitreya, the 9th Incarnation of Lord Vishnu. I come to you from a place in your Universe which is in your future. In this place the changes you anticipate for Earth have already taken place. We are here to Guide you through the steps of the transition from this moment in time.



2012 will be your year. It is in your best interest to be vigilant with your heart. The orders have gone out to begin dissolution of all the old precepts which you had created as a collective civilization. Do not be detached to the familiar leaving your space time. Release it. You must trust with all your body, mind and spirit. Not blind trust. Complete trust. Denial, fear and escapism are egocentric factors which will hold you up from the progress you seek. Tune out media and tune in to your heart. Take time to breath in the new and merge with Oneness.



The Cosmos is calling you to change along with it. Alcyone, the Central Sun, is sitting at the Solar Tribunal and ready to hold court. Your collective conscious has raised awareness with enough souls to call for justice in economics, governments, land ownership, sovereignty, health, military and space to name a few. This requires hearing the record of atrocities and sentencing the unjust. This is the next step to raising Earth as a Planetary member in our Galaxy. The admission to this new level is removal of the dark forces who wish to have Earth as their own. Alcyone, the Central Sun, Source Energy, is sending impulses from Source through your Sun Sol. You are seeing these grand impulses of energies as Coronal Mass Ejections. This releases trillions of ions into Space which float down to bombard Earth as Cosmic Rays. These ions are supercharged with love and they come in as protons, neutrons, electrons and smaller particles to change everything. Your science cannot explain to you how this is effecting your intelligence, emotions and indeed your very nature. You crave light food, the outdoors and balanced relationships with friends, family, animals and Earth.



The Angels, Ascended Masters and Galactics of every civilization gather at this time to carry out their responsibility in the dissolution. Time is over. For many years now warnings have gone out on every level to wake up and make a choice for light, a choice for love. There is no more waiting. A line has been drawn which may under no circumstances be changed. The wheat has been divided forever from the chaffe. A decision had to be rendered and that has been made complete. The clarion call goes out to the Cosmos and the separations begin. It is like a vacuum pulling to it the vibration it resonates with. You are being pulled into your next level of rest for the next tens of thousands of years. You have spent lifetimes preparing for this.



The time from April 21 - June 21 is significant for planetary change. It will go by very quickly. Arrests, Bank Closures, Redistribution of Wealth, Healings and more will come en masse. Be alert now and monitor your heart. Do not react to changes. Take charge [let go] of your ego so your vibration may be that of light and love which will pull you to the higher realms which you desire. Connect with the Planets and Stars which are aligning for the greatest good through this rapid ascension parade from April 21st New Moon through a Solar Eclipse May 20th , Full Moon Lunar Eclipse June 4th close on the heals of the Solstice June 21st. In eight short weeks Earth will change and the dark Ones will no longer have any means to act out. These recent rocket launches are the poor pathetic egoic last actions of a race of draconians whose time is over. Bid them adieu. Do not stand in judgment of their actions. Align your actions to Grace. Implement a new lifestyle which will carry you forward. Let go and ungrip from what no longer serves you. Be Fearless.



As always I stand by to Guide you. I am here with you, ready to help you. I am sending you energy and love. ~Maitreya
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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04/19/2012 11:04 PM
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Re: Friday the 20 of April at 12:00 rapture will begun.
Buy my Book:

Christians learn English and grammar...

For only $19.95
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Wear can i buy this book?
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At target. You know the one over they're bye the wal-mart
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4423947


Interesting and the bible code mention that wal-mart is the second beast with 12 heads, 89 penis, 22 teeth, 3 jaws, 2 spine, 5 fingers, 3 ass, 66 tongue, 33 blader and one eye that see them all.

Hum i should call Ghost busters just in case!
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04/19/2012 11:09 PM
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Re: Friday the 20 of April at 12:00 rapture will begun.
420bonghit420 RAPTURE
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04/19/2012 11:09 PM
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Re: Friday the 20 of April at 12:00 rapture will begun.
Ok guys my rapture detector just point out for tomorrow and after further analysis i came to the conclusion that this is it!

Start partying go get some booze and enjoy the show!
 Quoting: RaptureJoe 12327867


I hope your right, I have been watching and waiting for the Rapture every single day for over 12 years, (Getting Tired Now)

5a bump
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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04/19/2012 11:18 PM
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Re: Friday the 20 of April at 12:00 rapture will begun.
Rapture bunkers on sale at 299$ at Costco go get one while you can!
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04/19/2012 11:19 PM
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Re: Friday the 20 of April at 12:00 rapture will begun.
420 time to get high
Anonymous Coward
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04/19/2012 11:21 PM
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Re: Friday the 20 of April at 12:00 rapture will begun.
Rapture bunkers on sale at 299$ at Costco go get one while you can!
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If I buy one, and that's all I buy, will I still have to show the guy at the exit my receipt?
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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04/19/2012 11:28 PM
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Re: Friday the 20 of April at 12:00 rapture will begun.
Rapture bunkers on sale at 299$ at Costco go get one while you can!
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If I buy one, and that's all I buy, will I still have to show the guy at the exit my receipt?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4423947


Depend how hard he get rapture while you shop!
Muzzle

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04/19/2012 11:34 PM
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Re: Friday the 20 of April at 12:00 rapture will begun.
Rapture bunkers on sale at 299$ at Costco go get one while you can!
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That's cheap, like way less than half price.
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04/19/2012 11:37 PM
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Re: Friday the 20 of April at 12:00 rapture will begun.
Rapture bunkers on sale at 299$ at Costco go get one while you can!
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That's cheap, like way less than half price.
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At Costco they do care about customers to enjoy their rapture day to the fullest!

You even get a shaving kit and a tooth brush with it.
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04/19/2012 11:47 PM
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Re: Friday the 20 of April at 12:00 rapture will begun.
explain why do u feel that the rapture is goin to happen 2morrow
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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04/19/2012 11:53 PM
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Re: Friday the 20 of April at 12:00 rapture will begun.
explain why do u feel that the rapture is goin to happen 2morrow
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Easy enough, i am the chosen one, i was visit by an angel who gave me a holy butt plug the one use by the holy ghost in the movie Born to sodomize.

When i put the butt plug on my big Papal edition bible it give me a precise date for the rapture.

It is always right on spot but many time it is cancel or a rapture test that went sour.
Anonymous Coward
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04/20/2012 12:00 AM
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Re: Friday the 20 of April at 12:00 rapture will begun.
i truly believe in the rapture but wtf??? i mean really, u do know the bible says no man knows the day nor the hour
Anonymous Coward
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04/20/2012 12:16 AM
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Re: Friday the 20 of April at 12:00 rapture will begun.
Jesus is on vacation; will not be back until May

All requests are to be submitted on or before May 12, 2012

Oh and the rapture is cancelled until further notice
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04/20/2012 12:42 AM
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Re: Friday the 20 of April at 12:00 rapture will begun.
3 2....1 aaaaaaaaaaaaaand Fail





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