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Jebus Christ vs Flying Spaghetti Monster.

 
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Jebus Christ vs Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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This is a battle for the ages. When these two titans clash, the world will tremble of their glory.

But first, in order for us to determine who will win this battle we must first look at the power and feats of these individual "gods".

Jebus Christ:
Created one planet and a few stars.

Has an army of brainwashed-holy-zombie warriors that can't fight.

Makes shit loads of money off his followers.

Turned water to wine.

Died on a stick and tanked the sins of all mankind.

Son of God. Some say, God himself.

Part of the three dudebros in the sky. The father, the son and the holy cloud monster.

Walked on water.

Can fly.

Is a zombie himself and has been raised from the dead.

Is the author of the most hypocritical and self contradictory book known to man. Aka The Bible.

Power Level: 8500


Flying Spaghetti Monster:
Created several universe, dimensions, metaversus and omniverses.

Spawned several internet memes.

Tastes good when cooked by your mom.

Can fly through space.

Can teleport.

Omnipotent abilities.

Son of meatballs and Italy.

Powerlevel: OVER 9000


So, who wins?

I'm thinking FSM takes it. Unless we are talking sniper Jebus. That's a whole other story.

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04/26/2012 05:11 AM
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Re: Jebus Christ vs Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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Re: Jebus Christ vs Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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Re: Jebus Christ vs Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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Where the fuck did you find that? LOLpeace
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Re: Jebus Christ vs Flying Spaghetti Monster.
You will burn for your Sins!!... No, wait, I just realized i am no christian.
It must have been sniper jebus' mind control abilities.

I go with jebus anyway, he got the power of transformation (raptor jesus, sniper jesus, badass jesus). And i think, the FSM will dry out, eventually, because that's what spaghetti do after a while.
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Where the fuck did you find that? LOLpeace
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Re: Jebus Christ vs Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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Where the fuck did you find that? LOLpeace
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You like?

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Yes.. its a classic.
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