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May 20th - REAL doom? Chicago evac, Russians coming, Predictions and Eclipse...WTF!!!
This isn't good at all folks. I took the May 20th predictions with a grain of salt, now not so much.

Let's connect some dots here:
1) Russians coming mid-may(ish) to Colorado and Utah learn to use our weapons to participate on a drill to take place on May 24th.
2) Red Cross ordered to prepare shelters in Chicago in case they have to EVACUATE the City of Chicago due possible unrest during the G8 Summit on May 19 - 21? Evacuate the City of Chicago?? What the hell kind of unrest are they expecting??
[link to chicago.cbslocal.com]
3) The MSM actually reported this potential evacuation! CBS! They must know something big is happening, doubt they suddenly got a back-bone.
4) An partial eclipse is due May 20th which NASA is calling the "Ring of Fire Solar Eclipse".
5) There is a celestial alignment that day between the Pleiades, the Sun, and the Earth
6) Various (supposed) predictions for doom on May 20th:
Nostradamus forecasting a very mighty earthquake on May 20, 2012
Maya predicting the return of Queztaquotal on May 20, 2012
Crop circle from 2010 referencing May 20, 2012