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BREAKING: TSA soon to examine rectums and vaginas!

 
Anonymous Coward
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Never going to happen.
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shitstream Time to load up on the mexican food before you fly.
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Never going to happen.
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yup. if they start doing this, they know what i'll do back to them.
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05/02/2012 06:16 PM
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When it all comes down they will be the first ones on the list........People will be checking THEM for a change just to see if they still have a pulse!
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05/02/2012 06:16 PM
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Well people have a choice NOT to fly.

The fact that they continue to do so and therefor ENDORSE the TSA by default is their choice.
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You fucking idiot, next they are going to be on the buses, trains, at the malls and at your house before you know it.


You fucking morons who say "Well people have a choice NOT to fly" are living in a fucking dreamworld.
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clappa
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clappa
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05/02/2012 06:18 PM
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Well people have a choice NOT to fly.

The fact that they continue to do so and therefor ENDORSE the TSA by default is their choice.
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So... that's a Choice?

:BSmeter111:
 Quoting: RedDemonSlayer


They could refuse to fly until the TSA is disbanded.

So yes, that's a choice.
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05/02/2012 06:18 PM
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Time to bug out into the mountains.... These guys will be set up at a checkpoint near you soon...
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Never going to happen.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5737973


Mr. Sheeple, all that they will have to do is give, "probable cause".



You do realize that with the NDAA, there are no rights. If you refuse to go with their "probable cause", then they will do it by force.
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05/02/2012 06:20 PM
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This can only be a good thing.

I don't know about everyone else but I will feel safer on planes and buses if EVERYONE is forced to go through this.

If you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear.
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05/02/2012 06:21 PM
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Well people have a choice NOT to fly.

The fact that they continue to do so and therefor ENDORSE the TSA by default is their choice.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12960764


You fucking idiot, next they are going to be on the buses, trains, at the malls and at your house before you know it.


You fucking morons who say "Well people have a choice NOT to fly" are living in a fucking dreamworld.
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clappa
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clappa
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And why not?

People have gone on hunger strikes to defend their rights.

People have gone to prison to defend their rights.

People have fought and died in wars to defend their rights.

So why can't these stupid people refuse to fly for a week or two to defend their rights?
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05/02/2012 06:22 PM
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haa wait till they have tsaworking at every building. You walk up, show your id and then turn around, bend over and let them stick their hand up your ass. Haha wow, wait till tsa gets outsourced to foreignors and you have some indonesian guy sticking his hand up your butt.....Wait till he gets replaced by a robot that sticks it's robot hand up your ass and then malfunctions and it's hand is stuck up inside you
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hiding
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05/02/2012 06:22 PM
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IS this what our grandfathers fought for?

wouldnt we have been better of under hitler?
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05/02/2012 06:23 PM
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I wouldn't mind being taken into a room, being stripped naked and having someone probe me, in fact, I'd actually quite like it. I hope the TSA think I look guilty!


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05/02/2012 06:23 PM
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I'll never fly again. And when they put those clowns on the roads here in Ohio, I'll stay home and spend even less.
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05/02/2012 06:23 PM
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WITH RAZORBLADES

THAT WAY WE WILL ALL BE SAFE FROMA AL QUAEDA AND OURSELVES AND TSA AND HOMOSEXUALITY

PACK YOUR ANUS AND THAT OF YOUR CHILDS WITH RAZORBLADES
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05/02/2012 06:24 PM
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Well people have a choice NOT to fly.

The fact that they continue to do so and therefor ENDORSE the TSA by default is their choice.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12960764


So... that's a Choice?

:BSmeter111:
 Quoting: RedDemonSlayer


They could refuse to fly until the TSA is disbanded.

So yes, that's a choice.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15421680


It's called voting with your Dollars. If nobody flies then the airlines go bankrupt. No airlines means no airports which means no TSA.
Let it collapse!
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05/02/2012 06:25 PM
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excellent! u can never be safe enough.

s226
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05/02/2012 06:26 PM
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general strike. stay home and don't spend any money. I don't need their crap.
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05/02/2012 06:28 PM
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Look just pull down your pants for the pervs and shit all over the place...
That health hazzard should shut the whole fukin airport down.

Look you start irratating colons you pay.
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05/02/2012 06:29 PM
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Re: BREAKING: TSA soon to examine rectums and vaginas!
How many bomb wielding grannies/mothers and 6 year olds has TSA caught since its employment? Oh yeah... ZERO, because there are none.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5739241


None, yet how many TSA agents have been caught doing illegal activities, be it drugs, theft, lying, illegals pat downs because the female is hot?

Seems like once every week we read about some screener that was caught doing this or that, why, they feel like they are entitled to take what they want when they want.

There is the problem, when ignorant fucks are hired, what can one expect. Grant it there are some that are intelligent, but for the most part, the screeners are the ones that were hired because they could spell their name.
THE ONION SAYS..............
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05/02/2012 06:30 PM
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WITH RAZORBLADES

THAT WAY WE WILL ALL BE SAFE FROMA AL QUAEDA AND OURSELVES AND TSA AND HOMOSEXUALITY

PACK YOUR ANUS AND THAT OF YOUR CHILDS WITH RAZORBLADES
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05/02/2012 06:32 PM
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WITH RAZORBLADES

THAT WAY WE WILL ALL BE SAFE FROMA AL QUAEDA AND OURSELVES AND TSA AND HOMOSEXUALITY

PACK YOUR ANUS AND THAT OF YOUR CHILDS WITH RAZORBLADES
 Quoting: pack u and yor childz anus 1916784

 Quoting: THE ONION SAYS.............. 1916784


ALALQUAEDA I like it.
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WITH RAZORBLADES

THAT WAY WE WILL ALL BE SAFE FROMA AL QUAEDA AND OURSELVES AND TSA AND HOMOSEXUALITY

PACK YOUR ANUS AND THAT OF YOUR CHILDS WITH RAZORBLADES
 Quoting: pack u and yor childz anus 1916784

 Quoting: THE ONION SAYS.............. 1916784


ANALQUAEDA I like it.
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Anubis

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05/02/2012 06:33 PM
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I think there comes a point where enough it enough. If we keep submitting to ever more invasive security then we may as well just surrender to the terrorists anyway.

Here in Britain, during the German Blitz, the people of London, Coventry, Liverpool, Birmingham etc knew there was a very real risk of being killed by German bombs, but they still went about their business amidst it all. The buses still ran, shops still opened, public services still functioned.

Some aircraft will fall victim to terrorists in the future - it is inevitable - and we shouldn't throw away all of our remaining freedoms in a vain attempt to prevent this.
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the worst part is none of this does anything to curb terrorism. they should use profiling.
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05/02/2012 06:34 PM
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shitstream Time to load up on the mexican food before you fly.
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I'll add some brussels sprouts to make suresfanabomb
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05/02/2012 06:35 PM
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rectum? damn near tore 'em!!
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05/02/2012 06:35 PM
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I think they should funnel all their money into force field technology for all expensive buildings. to prevent collateral damage if a jet flys into them.
If that is not yet possible, then effective anti aircraft SAMS need to be installed.
Also flying cars and more private jets need to be introduced so that people can take responsibility for themselves when traveling in the air,( would work better if all vehicles and buildings had the force fields technology, so that nobody could intentionally do any damage to anybody or any building by flying into it.

Of course the much simpler and cheaper option would be to install remote control technology(1980s tech btw) into all commercial jets so that they can lock out the pilot and return to the ground during a situation. (JUST LIKE DRONES CAN).



Now spread those legs slaves!
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a lot of them already do have fly by wire
Government is a body largely ungoverned.
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05/02/2012 06:37 PM
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When will you people realize that this is not going to end by trying to "friend" these assholes. Extermination is the only answer to the problem.
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Back to the astral plain with them all!
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The Astral Plane has been in Martial Law for an extremely long time. Where do you think the Illuminati/NWO evil beasts got the very model and or idea for planetary Martial Law? They got it from the very Astral Plane. Ironically, the Astral Plane is far more beautiful and tranquil than this Plane and Planet. At least with the Astral Plane, you can literally wake up from that unceasing nightmare, but as soon as Martial Law's made overt instead of subvert on this Plane... there will NEVER be ANY waking up from this nightmare. It'll become a nightmare on ALL sides. So I say enjoy these VERY peaceful days. I say these are VERY peaceful days because of the many many horrorific things I've seen and endured on the Astral Plane over the years, especially as of recently as well. I figure anyone else who can reach the Astral Plane can concur what I've said as well to various degrees depending on if one's gone into Human cities, settlements, and otherwise seemingly civilized locations.
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Re: BREAKING: TSA soon to examine rectums and vaginas!
Well people have a choice NOT to fly.

The fact that they continue to do so and therefor ENDORSE the TSA by default is their choice.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12960764


You fucking idiot, next they are going to be on the buses, trains, at the malls and at your house before you know it.


You fucking morons who say "Well people have a choice NOT to fly" are living in a fucking dreamworld.
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Yes
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Well people have a choice NOT to fly.

The fact that they continue to do so and therefor ENDORSE the TSA by default is their choice.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12960764


The choice the American people have, is to kick out these Zionist control-freaks dictating America today and approving these outrageous laws before they install another Zionist financed nazi regime and time is running out.





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