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BREAKING: TSA soon to examine rectums and vaginas!

 
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general strike. stay home and don't spend any money. I don't need their crap.
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It's a start.
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Time to stop wiping your ass 10 days before any flight. They wanna see my asshole, they have a treat waiting for them.
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Official: Steps being taken to combat body-bomb threatFrom Susan Candiotti, CNN

[link to www.cnn.com]

Body bombs gained worldwide attention in 2009 when al Qaeda's chief bomb-maker, Ibrahim al-Asiri, built a device containing around 100 grams of PETN, a difficult-to-detect powdery explosive, that was designed to be inserted inside the rectum of a suicide bomber.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1422753


All that paranoia but they don't give a shit about baggage handlers, ground crew members, air crew members, mechanics, or any number of thousands of postal boxes transported for the Postal Service.

The TSA safety issue is a farse. There is no such thing as terrorists. They are simply training the TSA for their real intended use as the USSA rolls out the UN facist Agenda 21.
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You can now join the mile high club without leaving the ground...
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This can only be a good thing.

I don't know about everyone else but I will feel safer on planes and buses if EVERYONE is forced to go through this.

If you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear.
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stfu
If something can corrupt you, you're corrupted already.

Bob Marley

“The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.”
THOMAS PAINE (1737-1809)

Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one. Bruce Lee
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WITH RAZORBLADES

THAT WAY WE WILL ALL BE SAFE FROMA AL QUAEDA AND OURSELVES AND TSA AND HOMOSEXUALITY

PACK YOUR ANUS AND THAT OF YOUR CHILDS WITH RAZORBLADES
 Quoting: pack u and yor childz anus 1916784

 Quoting: THE ONION SAYS.............. 1916784
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WITH RAZORBLADES

THAT WAY WE WILL ALL BE SAFE FROMA AL QUAEDA AND OURSELVES AND TSA AND HOMOSEXUALITY

PACK YOUR ANUS AND THAT OF YOUR CHILDS WITH RAZORBLADES
 Quoting: pack u and yor childz anus 1916784

 Quoting: THE ONION SAYS.............. 1916784
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WITH RAZORBLADES

THAT WAY WE WILL ALL BE SAFE FROMA AL QUAEDA AND OURSELVES AND TSA AND HOMOSEXUALITY

PACK YOUR ANUS AND THAT OF YOUR CHILDS WITH RAZORBLADES
 Quoting: pack u and yor childz anus 1916784

 Quoting: THE ONION SAYS.............. 1916784
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WITH RAZORBLADES

THAT WAY WE WILL ALL BE SAFE FROMA AL QUAEDA AND OURSELVES AND TSA AND HOMOSEXUALITY

PACK YOUR ANUS AND THAT OF YOUR CHILDS WITH RAZORBLADES
 Quoting: pack u and yor childz anus 1916784

 Quoting: THE ONION SAYS.............. 1916784
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WITH RAZORBLADES

THAT WAY WE WILL ALL BE SAFE FROMA AL QUAEDA AND OURSELVES AND TSA AND HOMOSEXUALITY

PACK YOUR ANUS AND THAT OF YOUR CHILDS WITH RAZORBLADES
 Quoting: pack u and yor childz anus 1916784

 Quoting: THE ONION SAYS.............. 1916784
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WITH RAZORBLADES

THAT WAY WE WILL ALL BE SAFE FROMA AL QUAEDA AND OURSELVES AND TSA AND HOMOSEXUALITY

PACK YOUR ANUS AND THAT OF YOUR CHILDS WITH RAZORBLADES
 Quoting: pack u and yor childz anus 1916784

 Quoting: THE ONION SAYS.............. 1916784
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WITH RAZORBLADES

THAT WAY WE WILL ALL BE SAFE FROMA AL QUAEDA AND OURSELVES AND TSA AND HOMOSEXUALITY

PACK YOUR ANUS AND THAT OF YOUR CHILDS WITH RAZORBLADES
 Quoting: pack u and yor childz anus 1916784

 Quoting: THE ONION SAYS.............. 1916784
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who gives a shit, nothing can be done about it. we are now all spineless pathetic asswipes who deserve whatever is coming our why. can i bend over more for you sir? tell me when you find the terrorist in there, k? not yet? ok, should i cough now? im so thankful your watching over me, can you please ass finger my wife for me and look for more terrorists? thank you!!!
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05/02/2012 06:44 PM
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Look just pull down your pants for the pervs and shit all over the place...
That health hazzard should shut the whole fukin airport down.

Look you start irratating colons you pay.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3999553


Not gonna work. Do you know there are many sick perversions that enjoy watching ppl urinate and shit?

This is a sign. Decadence and decay from within will destroy the west has lost its way.


Even your own doctors are of serpents society. Why do ppl want to uncover themselves to doctors, or anyone that they are not married to?


These are perversion of homos, and other sexual depraved deviant society.
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Do you think they will use vaseline, I'm a frequent flier.
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05/02/2012 06:46 PM
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There should be no religeous exceptions period.
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Destroy the source. Fucking subhuman mongrel baby killers.
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and that person that keeps talking about putting razor blades into them self, and children, is sexual deviant too.
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Look just pull down your pants for the pervs and shit all over the place...
That health hazzard should shut the whole fukin airport down.

Look you start irratating colons you pay.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3999553


Not gonna work. Do you know there are many sick perversions that enjoy watching ppl urinate and shit?

This is a sign. Decadence and decay from within will destroy the west has lost its way.


Even your own doctors are of serpents society. Why do ppl want to uncover themselves to doctors, or anyone that they are not married to?


These are perversion of homos, and other sexual depraved deviant society.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1121571


LOL so you wouldn't go to a doctor if you had a serious problem 'down there'?
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Do you think they will use vaseline, I'm a frequent flier.
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Yeas, but it will cost you some milesviolin
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Once they get enough smelly butts and vaginas shoved in their faces and this will end.
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Bomb squad will need to be brought up to speed on disarming an anal bomb.
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There should be no religeous exceptions period.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3999553


I wonder when they'll start giving rectal exams to rabbis.
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Well people have a choice NOT to fly.

The fact that they continue to do so and therefor ENDORSE the TSA by default is their choice.
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You fucking idiot, next they are going to be on the buses, trains, at the malls and at your house before you know it.


You fucking morons who say "Well people have a choice NOT to fly" are living in a fucking dreamworld.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2324286


clappa
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FUTURE SUPER-PIN:

Breaking!! DARPA develops hands-free robotic anal inspection probe for TSA goons wearing Google Glasses.
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05/02/2012 06:51 PM
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There should be no religeous exceptions period.
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I wonder when they'll start giving rectal exams to rabbis.
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OFF with the burkas bitch.
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05/02/2012 06:53 PM
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hmm. the perv in me wants to sign up for the exam. shakes head. where do I sign up? lol.

The non perv in me says no way! unreal. where will they find the time to check the backgrounds of everyone who will sign up for a job then? I mean come on. When the pervs of the world find out they will be running to sign up to be agents.
What about those under agers in line? I mean its going to get to that point and some perv child molester will try his authority.

I see that one coming.
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hmm. the perv in me wants to sign up for the exam. shakes head. where do I sign up? lol.

The non perv in me says no way! unreal. where will they find the time to check the backgrounds of everyone who will sign up for a job then? I mean come on. When the pervs of the world find out they will be running to sign up to be agents.
What about those under agers in line? I mean its going to get to that point and some perv child molester will try his authority.

I see that one coming.
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Maybe I could find a job there.
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I want Janet BIG SIS to do my exam.





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