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Well, shit. I just pee'd myself at the movie theater after drinking a few beers with the new girlfriend. I'm in the bathroom now and my seat

 
In Distress
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Well, shit. I just pee'd myself at the movie theater after drinking a few beers with the new girlfriend. I'm in the bathroom now and my seat
I'm fucked. I have absolutely no idea what I am going to do. I have no extra clothes in my car. My pants are completely soaked. I can't tell if I smell or not. Any damn ideas? Do I just spill a coke on me and blame it on that?
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Re: Well, shit. I just pee'd myself at the movie theater after drinking a few beers with the new girlfriend. I'm in the bathroom now and my seat
*my seat next to her is all wet*
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Re: Well, shit. I just pee'd myself at the movie theater after drinking a few beers with the new girlfriend. I'm in the bathroom now and my seat
...and you think this is funny because?

You just "peed" yourself and the first thing you want to do is go on GodLikeProductions.

We are expected to believe this because?

IDIOT! You are very bored.
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Re: Well, shit. I just pee'd myself at the movie theater after drinking a few beers with the new girlfriend. I'm in the bathroom now and my seat
...and you think this is funny because?

You just "peed" yourself and the first thing you want to do is go on GodLikeProductions.

We are expected to believe this because?

IDIOT! You are very bored.
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Re: Well, shit. I just pee'd myself at the movie theater after drinking a few beers with the new girlfriend. I'm in the bathroom now and my seat
I'm fucked. I have absolutely no idea what I am going to do. I have no extra clothes in my car. My pants are completely soaked. I can't tell if I smell or not. Any damn ideas? Do I just spill a coke on me and blame it on that?
 Quoting: In Distress 1572435


Do you really need someone to tell you to wipe the piss off your pants, dry it as best as possible and then spill coke on yourself? If your in a movie theater there must b a store near by run there and buy pants quickkkkkkkkkkkkk!
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Re: Well, shit. I just pee'd myself at the movie theater after drinking a few beers with the new girlfriend. I'm in the bathroom now and my seat
...and you think this is funny because?

You just "peed" yourself and the first thing you want to do is go on GodLikeProductions.

We are expected to believe this because?

IDIOT! You are very bored.
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05/14/2012 04:46 PM
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Re: Well, shit. I just pee'd myself at the movie theater after drinking a few beers with the new girlfriend. I'm in the bathroom now and my seat
...and you think this is funny because?

You just "peed" yourself and the first thing you want to do is go on GodLikeProductions.

We are expected to believe this because?

IDIOT! You are very bored.
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Thanks for posting three times you fuck...
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05/14/2012 04:46 PM
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Re: Well, shit. I just pee'd myself at the movie theater after drinking a few beers with the new girlfriend. I'm in the bathroom now and my seat
It's over dude....
If normality is the measure of how well adjusted one is to a profoundly sick society,
then i dont ever want to be normal.
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05/14/2012 04:47 PM
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Re: Well, shit. I just pee'd myself at the movie theater after drinking a few beers with the new girlfriend. I'm in the bathroom now and my seat
I'm fucked. I have absolutely no idea what I am going to do. I have no extra clothes in my car. My pants are completely soaked. I can't tell if I smell or not. Any damn ideas? Do I just spill a coke on me and blame it on that?
 Quoting: In Distress 1572435


bsflag
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Re: Well, shit. I just pee'd myself at the movie theater after drinking a few beers with the new girlfriend. I'm in the bathroom now and my seat
Just hope the seat flipped up ad she didn't notice. Get your trousers under the hand dryer. And see if you can fix it by going back in and asking her to leave with you. Im sure if she has noticed she probably wont want to stay by herself.
If normality is the measure of how well adjusted one is to a profoundly sick society,
then i dont ever want to be normal.
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05/14/2012 04:49 PM
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Re: Well, shit. I just pee'd myself at the movie theater after drinking a few beers with the new girlfriend. I'm in the bathroom now and my seat
Pics of pissed pants, orbsflag
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05/14/2012 04:51 PM
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Do I just spill a coke on me and blame it on that?
 Quoting: In Distress 1572435


yes
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Re: Well, shit. I just pee'd myself at the movie theater after drinking a few beers with the new girlfriend. I'm in the bathroom now and my seat
OK if I have a go with her till you get back?
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Re: Well, shit. I just pee'd myself at the movie theater after drinking a few beers with the new girlfriend. I'm in the bathroom now and my seat
Okay, I'll play.

You have two choices:

1) Buy a soft drink, then 'clumsily' spill it in your seat as you go sit back down.

2) Go sit back down... on the other side of her. If she notices anything, insist she is going crazy, and that you were sitting on that side of her all the time.
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Re: Well, shit. I just pee'd myself at the movie theater after drinking a few beers with the new girlfriend. I'm in the bathroom now and my seat
Okay, I'll play.

You have two choices:

1) Buy a soft drink, then 'clumsily' spill it in your seat as you go sit back down.

2) Go sit back down... on the other side of her. If she notices anything, insist she is going crazy, and that you were sitting on that side of her all the time.
 Quoting: goodmockingbird


The other side of us there are kids sitting. Seats are taken up. I thought that too. I am drying them now as best as I can. I have assholes looking at me like Im gay, but fuck it. I will then go by some thing and spill a drink on myself. I think that is the safest bet. I'm an asshole....
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Re: Well, shit. I just pee'd myself at the movie theater after drinking a few beers with the new girlfriend. I'm in the bathroom now and my seat
this thread is so fucking funny.
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05/14/2012 04:58 PM
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Re: Well, shit. I just pee'd myself at the movie theater after drinking a few beers with the new girlfriend. I'm in the bathroom now and my seat
Why did you piss your pants is the real question.
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05/14/2012 04:59 PM
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Re: Well, shit. I just pee'd myself at the movie theater after drinking a few beers with the new girlfriend. I'm in the bathroom now and my seat
Diapers were invented long ago.
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05/14/2012 05:01 PM
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Re: Well, shit. I just pee'd myself at the movie theater after drinking a few beers with the new girlfriend. I'm in the bathroom now and my seat
Even if this story is true.

I am sure the girl has already smelt the smell of rank piss.
The smell of piss is on the OP and the seat next to her.

She is probably leaving or pretending not to notice.

Most likely the cover is blown and she smelt this fool. Spilling a drink would only make them look more like a moron.

Better go to the store and buy some new clothes.
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05/14/2012 05:01 PM
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Re: Well, shit. I just pee'd myself at the movie theater after drinking a few beers with the new girlfriend. I'm in the bathroom now and my seat
lol, so much humor can be find on these forums...why you think people still come here?
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05/14/2012 05:02 PM
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Re: Well, shit. I just pee'd myself at the movie theater after drinking a few beers with the new girlfriend. I'm in the bathroom now and my seat
I'm fucked. I have absolutely no idea what I am going to do. I have no extra clothes in my car. My pants are completely soaked. I can't tell if I smell or not. Any damn ideas? Do I just spill a coke on me and blame it on that?
 Quoting: In Distress 1572435


Thats weird. I did this two days ago when I was out my brother and his wife. We were watching Avengers, I went to the bathroom and stupidly decided to urinate with no hands. I didn't notice my pants were in the way. I just rushed back into the dark theater wand waited it out.
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Re: Well, shit. I just pee'd myself at the movie theater after drinking a few beers with the new girlfriend. I'm in the bathroom now and my seat
I'm waiting for the thread titled "I'm at the movies with my new boyfriend and he just peed himself"
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05/14/2012 05:04 PM
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Re: Well, shit. I just pee'd myself at the movie theater after drinking a few beers with the new girlfriend. I'm in the bathroom now and my seat
Punch yourself in the face a few times and tear your clothes....then tell your GF you were accosted by a gang of gay golden shower fetish thugs in the bathroom....you beat them off but not before a few pissed on you....
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05/14/2012 05:04 PM
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Re: Well, shit. I just pee'd myself at the movie theater after drinking a few beers with the new girlfriend. I'm in the bathroom now and my seat
Leave your pants in the mens room.

Go back & sit down.

If she says anything like "Where are your pants" act like she's dumb, tell her you've been going "casual" all day.

Who know - It may lead somewhere... (jail cell...)

peace
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05/14/2012 05:05 PM
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Re: Well, shit. I just pee'd myself at the movie theater after drinking a few beers with the new girlfriend. I'm in the bathroom now and my seat
not the warm and fuzzy feeling you were expecting when you went out with your girl hey?
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05/14/2012 05:14 PM
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Re: Well, shit. I just pee'd myself at the movie theater after drinking a few beers with the new girlfriend. I'm in the bathroom now and my seat
It is possible that she's already noticed the wet seat, or smelled it.

Otherwise, the coke option is the best.
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05/14/2012 05:18 PM
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Re: Well, shit. I just pee'd myself at the movie theater after drinking a few beers with the new girlfriend. I'm in the bathroom now and my seat
I'm waiting for the thread titled "I'm at the movies with my new boyfriend and he just peed himself"
 Quoting: Copperhead


THIS
Fuck Yea!
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05/14/2012 09:49 PM
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Re: Well, shit. I just pee'd myself at the movie theater after drinking a few beers with the new girlfriend. I'm in the bathroom now and my seat
Gross but we need updates
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05/14/2012 09:52 PM
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Re: Well, shit. I just pee'd myself at the movie theater after drinking a few beers with the new girlfriend. I'm in the bathroom now and my seat
Punch yourself in the face a few times and tear your clothes....then tell your GF you were accosted by a gang of gay golden shower fetish thugs in the bathroom....you beat them off but not before a few pissed on you....
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Hahahahaha, beat them off... lol
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05/14/2012 09:55 PM
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Re: Well, shit. I just pee'd myself at the movie theater after drinking a few beers with the new girlfriend. I'm in the bathroom now and my seat
I'm waiting for the thread titled "I'm at the movies with my new boyfriend and he just peed himself"
 Quoting: Copperhead


THIS
 Quoting: CharlieMurphy


lol 1rof1
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05/14/2012 09:59 PM
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Re: Well, shit. I just pee'd myself at the movie theater after drinking a few beers with the new girlfriend. I'm in the bathroom now and my seat
I'm waiting for the thread titled "I'm at the movies with my new boyfriend and he just peed himself"
 Quoting: Copperhead


how about the sequel:

I'M AT THE MOVIES AND THE CLOWN IN FRONT OF ME JUST PEED ALL OVER THE PLACE THEN RAN OUTSIDE, NOW HIS DUMBASS GIRLFRIEND IS USING HER MOBILE PHONE!!! AS IF PEE ISN"T BAD ENOUGH NOW SHE"S ALL BEEP BEEP BOOP POSTING IT TO FACEBOOK!!!!





GLP