Tell me your birthday and I'll tell you what your problem is, Part 2

may 19, 1980

Aug 1st

Oh, this should be good :)

June 6th

Last Edited by woowoochic on 05/15/2012 06:22 PM

You have to stop wearing plaid slacks, they don't do you justice.

I know it's difficult to accept, but it's really not butter. Once you can accept this your life will get much butter,..I mean better.

Stop dying your hair

9/19/1986

may 20, 1962

12/13/

10/19

12/21/75

You have an attraction to big hair, sleeveless plaid workshirts and 3-day stubble.

You've been known drink mayonnaise through a straw, straight from the jar.

5-24-60; 1:22 pm central time

March 30th 1990

sept 2 '76

tell me what my problem is?

lol

oh gee, thanks

lol

tell me what my problem is?

lol

oh gee, thanks

lol

@ 1:29

Your big toes are about to go on strike to demand equality with the others, they feel there is more room to be had but their neighbors keep getting in the way.

You wait for your neighbors' kids to leave their toys in the road so you can drive over them on the way to work.

You once mistakenly tried to use a can of cheez-whiz to fix a flat tire.

02/14

8/13/1950

July 23, 1964

Thanks!

5/6/60

3-9

021482

You know too much about science to be blissfully ignorant.

Later in life you will build a fence out of hubcaps you found.

The gypsy was right, avoid the barber with palsy at all costs.

Jan 8th 1984

January 9, 1982

And thank u kindly in advance. 1/8/1984