Guy calls cops on an all you can eat buffet after denying him 13th piece of fried fish

Dah man know his writes

<---"Mah Constitutional feedin' rights be bein' violated! Gimme more fish!"

I absolutely stay out of all you can slobber down buffets. People there are the most disgusting creatures to crawl upon the surface of the earth.

They will load there plates up and hogfest themselves till they go into toxic shock. I seen kids walk up to the all you can shove in your mouth trough and sneese right on the food as the parent stands there piling their plate with fixins.

Look at tables in those pigfest barns and you will see filthy sloppy tables where animals must of eatin from with shit scattered everywhere.

Watch those fat pigs who will go back time after time and use the same filthy plate and see how they will place food on that plate, stop, think, naw, I don't want that and scrape it back off their plate into the pigfest trough.

Fucking disgusting animals.

IK, I mean think of how many people touched that food youre putting into your mouth..who knows what else could have gotten in there, glad we dont go to buffets.

Gotta love it. Who said Americans don't stand up for their rights.

I used to go to buffets because they were like $5 and the food was decent.

Now that all the fatties go there the prices are $15-20 for lower quality food. The fat ass sitting on the next table loads up his plate 6 times. And I have to pay for it. Fuck that.

Lol, no link is needed op. I can completely see this in my mind right now.

This is no shit.

I was at a long island truck stop one time and a big fat fucker sat next to the buffet table and he simply turned around, reached over the railing and slopped more shit on his plate.

Had to be tippin the scale at 400 pounds.

Well isn't it false advertising and theft?

I remember being poverty stricken and walking a couple of miles for advertised "all you can eat pancakes," my mouth watering the whole way. After my second serving the bastards refused me anymore pancakes.

I was not a happy camper...

I'm vegetarian and there's a great indian buffet by where I live. I can only eat two modestly full plates of curry goodies then I am stuffed. Usually comes with a Naan bread that is pretty good. 6 plates? shit that would murder me.

what a greedy fatso.

Would you need 13 servings though? And two is better than nothing :)

that't not the point tho is it.


if they advertise all you can eat, then they should honour it..

that guy is HUGE - i am sure he feels very insulted that his almost free HUGE meal ticket has been deprived of him - he is showing how much he was hurt by it

B U F F E T

Big
Ugly
Fat
Fuckers
Eating
Tons

"You make fibe trip to buffet - you lebe nao !"

According to your own words he didn't have 13 servings, he had 12 pieces and denied the 13th. A piece of fried fish is rather small, like a chicken tender, it's not uncommon for many people to eat that many, buffet or not. Did the police do their job and put the place in line?

Even if it means giving someone a heart attack? And Im sure all you can eat doesnt assume eating till you burst if given the choice.

And they were also running out of food, think they should honor the other customers as well.

Ummm I don't know if you know this, but they can serve whoever they want and cut you the fuck off IF they want. Its their bussiness and they make the rules...

then they should have prepared better.

they why advertise it all ALL YOU CAN EAT if they get stingy with the food. what a load of horseshit..the business owner should honor what he advertises.

Because when normal people come in he can still make a profit. When some fatass comes in and eats a dozen servings it costs him money to feed that person. If you owned a place like that I think you would think a little different about this whole situation. That person is eating 3-4 times more than everyone else, wtf is that shit?

Last Edited by Marax on 05/16/2012 08:22 PM

I didnt know how small a piece of fried fish was, I imagined them taking up a whole plate because my mom said that he ate 12 huge pieces after seeing it on the news. But I dont eat fish..

It depends on what kind of fish it was.... some fish are big, some are small lol

so what?

THE BUSINESS OWNER WHOULD HONOUR HIS COMMITMENT, no matter what.


it's obvious you have no problem with dishonesty, but I take exception to this kind of faulse advertising. if you can't honour it then stfu.

They should have had a manager tell the fatso it was going to cost him 3-4 times the normal price, then they could still have all he can eat.. thats what they should have done...

Anyways why would you be that greedy?