Weird things that men ask women to do in bed?

I baught a Cosmo Mag yesterday, first time for that, but it had some good stuff in it to read about.
So in this issue, there's an article on Weird things that men ask women to do in bed. Some of it it really weird, some funny.

I want to know if there are any men here that have weird fetish type things that they like their women to do to them.
If anything, this is for a good laugh. Women can answer this too, if you have weird fetishes.

Here are some examples from the Magazine.

This girls boyfriend asked her to talk to his penis right before going down on him. He wanted her to tell it, that it was really big, etc etc..and he wanted her to call it, Superman!

Funny!

Here's another.

One guy asked his girl if she would lick his armpits during foreplay. She didn't like the taste of his deodorant.

Yuck!

Another guy asked his woman, if she could howl like a wolf!

Ha ha!

Another guy fantasized about her wearing his jockstrap!

Last one.
This guy wanted to shave her legs and brush her hair.
Hmm, weird.