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PIN NOW!!!! ZOMBIE ATTACK Disaster Preparedness Simulation Exercise

 
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PIN NOW!!!! ZOMBIE ATTACK Disaster Preparedness Simulation Exercise
ZOMBIE ATTACK

Disaster Preparedness Simulation Exercise #5 (DR5)
E-Learning System Support Team:
AT-ICS, AT-LSS, CNS-OSG, UF Help Desk
Purpose
The purpose of this exercise is to discern appropriate strategies for responding to a zombie attack and/or
infection that might affect the University of Florida campus.
Participants
 All AT-LSS staff
 Appropriate AT-ICS staff
 Appropriate CNS-OSG staff
 Representatives from the UF Computing Help Desk
 CNS emergency planning representatives
 EHS emergency planning representative
 UF Zombie Response Team
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Process
This exercise consists of a single event: a table-top exercise in which the science (e.g. neurobiology) of
“zombieism,” or zombie behavior spectrum disorder
2
(ZBSD) will be discussed and the stages of an
outbreak identified, with follow-on discussion of how an outbreak of zombie attacks might affect
maintaining support for the campus course management system.
This disaster exercise may draw upon the Campus Closure Exercise (DR4) current in the preparations
stage.
Discussion
It is clear that international media have begun paying increasing attention to the possibility of an outbreak
of zombie behavior spectrum disorder.
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Likewise, major metropolitan police agencies are starting to pay
attention to the possibility of zombie attacks and are addressing citizen notification concerns.
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Such a team does not yet exist at the University of Florida; but we are confident UF administration will
soon see the importance of such a group, probably situated within the University Police Department.

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Bottom of Page 2:

PETZ: People for the Ethical Treatment of Zombies, and supporters of Florida Zombie Preserve,
Inc.


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You know it is from Homepage of Jason E. Ybarra

[link to www.astro.ufl.edu]
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See the documentary studies, Night of the Living Dead (Romero, 1968), Day of the Dead (Romero,
1985), Dawn of the Dead (Romero, 1978), 28 Days Later (Boyle, 2002), Day of the Dead (Miner, 2008),
Dead Snow (Wirkola, 2009), et al. For an alternative interpretation on zombieism and survivor response
patterns consult Shawn of the Dead (Wright, 2004) which addresses some of the issues related to dating
during an outbreak of ZBS (see below).
...
While many people refer to “undead,” practitioners in the field of Zombie Studies and zombie advocates
such as PETZ: People for the Ethical Treatment of Zombies, and supporters of Florida Zombie Preserve,
Inc. insist that the term “undead” clearly connotes deficiency; specifically the absence of both life and
death.

I'm pretty sure their tongue is firmly planted in their collective cheek there.
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See the documentary studies, Night of the Living Dead (Romero, 1968), Day of the Dead (Romero,
1985), Dawn of the Dead (Romero, 1978), 28 Days Later (Boyle, 2002), Day of the Dead (Miner, 2008),
Dead Snow (Wirkola, 2009), et al. For an alternative interpretation on zombieism and survivor response
patterns consult Shawn of the Dead (Wright, 2004) which addresses some of the issues related to dating
during an outbreak of ZBS (see below).
...
While many people refer to “undead,” practitioners in the field of Zombie Studies and zombie advocates
such as PETZ: People for the Ethical Treatment of Zombies, and supporters of Florida Zombie Preserve,
Inc. insist that the term “undead” clearly connotes deficiency; specifically the absence of both life and
death.

I'm pretty sure their tongue is firmly planted in their collective cheek there.
 Quoting: Astromut


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[link to news.cnet.com]

and a well loaded SPUD will keep the bastards in check>



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