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Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse from CDC

 
The Professor
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05/30/2012 08:43 AM
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Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse from CDC
"There are all kinds of emergencies out there that we can prepare for," the posting reads. "Take a zombie apocalypse for example. That's right, I said z-o-m-b-i-e a-p-o-c-a-l-y-p-s-e. You may laugh now, but when it happens you'll be happy you read this......
THIS WARNING IS DIRECTLY FROM THE CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL CDC EXACTLY ONE YEAR AGO.
[link to www.foxnews.com]

I have been warning of a meltdown of sanity as we approach the galactic center and it seems to be here. Lot's of synchronicities and here is one not mentioned...
Facebook - big news
Face munching - big news Got any more?
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05/30/2012 08:46 AM
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Re: Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse from CDC
This is on the CDC website and it spells out going to a 'zombie free zone". This is starting to scare me.
[link to blogs.cdc.gov]
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Re: Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse from CDC
how about faceless banksters destroying the economy !!
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05/30/2012 08:49 AM
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Re: Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse from CDC
2 questions:

- Since when do you trust government agencies, OP?
- did you, except the flamboyant title, read what the CDC's campaign actually is about?

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05/30/2012 08:54 AM
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Re: Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse from CDC
hm. for Z-Day.
I'd always said that I'd head to the nearest military base.
I mean, I feel like they'd be the best bet against ZOMBIES.
not a fema camp, but a base xD. I'd stay with a friend or something.

but at work. we planned this beautiful plan out once.
worked at a food restaurant. tons of food.
now.
theres this kid I work with and he's joining the military. I went up to him one day and said "what would you say if I said that I had a ghillisuit in my car?"
and he says: "I do too."
and he did xD.

SO. we decided that me, him, and three other scouts would head out with the knives and freeze bagguettes, and then sharpen the ends to points.
I called them baggonettes.
so then we'd head out and grab any weapons (guns, bows, arrows, ammo, etc.) from gander mountain a block or two away.
go back to workplace. grab everyone else. head to hospital (also a few blocks away) grab supplies.
head to other sporting store that has a rockwall.
snipe from top of rock wall with my ghillisuit (just because I can) and a cheytac. or a barret.
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05/30/2012 08:55 AM
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Re: Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse from CDC
[link to www.screamhorror.com]

This was last year, 2011. It is psychological programming. This zombie thing is a REAL and PRESENT danger.
Yeah, sure, you say it is only a cute way to prepare for an emergency. Nonsense.
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05/30/2012 09:13 AM
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[link to www.screamhorror.com]

This was last year, 2011. It is psychological programming. This zombie thing is a REAL and PRESENT danger.
Yeah, sure, you say it is only a cute way to prepare for an emergency. Nonsense.
 Quoting: The Professor 16090108


Now! Are you scared shitless?

Fear destroys your health. Get a grip, zombies are a current fad amongst the youth. Us old folks may not like it but will just have to cope the same way old folks had to cope with hippies with long hair in the 1960s. Many of them have leading roles in society today.

It is nothing unless you make into something that will ruin your health.

It's your choice.
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05/30/2012 09:29 AM
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Re: Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse from CDC
2 questions:

- Since when do you trust government agencies, OP?
- did you, except the flamboyant title, read what the CDC's campaign actually is about?

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!!!!!!!!! +999999

AND I WANT TO ADD



THE WORD A.P.P.O.C.A.L.Y.P.S.E. - COMING FROM GREEK LANGUAGE


MEANS """ TO REVEAL """" .. but they also doesnt telling you that..

EVEN CDC DONT WANNA WRITE IT CORRECTLY, they did with ONE 'p' ahhaahh what losers..


COME ON BRING THOSE ZOMBIES AND GET OVER WITH, WANNA GLP WITHOUT ZOMBIES ..

and thousands of mis-interpretating and mis-translating the word appocalypse.. really its getting annoying.. ..
These dayz through THA REAL RAP (element of hip-hop)
-> (THERE iS NO REAL RAP ON TV or RADiOs) <-
is the only way youths listen to
the Prophets !!!


PROOF -> CAN YOU CATCH iT???

[link to www.youtube.com]

rememba: FEAR iS THA MiND-KiLLAH

LiGHT = iNFORMATiON ;D

peace2daUNIVERSE
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Re: Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse from CDC
Of course the old professor is not skeered of zombies! He is Terrified of the mind control program that is being propagated upon the public!
To promote the idea of a zombie invasion by the federal gubbermint, i.e., the CDC is unconscionable.
Work with fear and folks eating other folks faces and throw in the TV shows and holly-weird and you are certainly gonna have zombies. Real or imagined.
Be Afraid. Be VERY afraid!
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05/30/2012 10:01 AM
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Re: Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse from CDC
Of course the old professor is not skeered of zombies! He is Terrified of the mind control program that is being propagated upon the public!
To promote the idea of a zombie invasion by the federal gubbermint, i.e., the CDC is unconscionable.
Work with fear and folks eating other folks faces and throw in the TV shows and holly-weird and you are certainly gonna have zombies. Real or imagined.
Be Afraid. Be VERY afraid!
 Quoting: The Professor 16090108


hahaha word up!!!
These dayz through THA REAL RAP (element of hip-hop)
-> (THERE iS NO REAL RAP ON TV or RADiOs) <-
is the only way youths listen to
the Prophets !!!


PROOF -> CAN YOU CATCH iT???

[link to www.youtube.com]

rememba: FEAR iS THA MiND-KiLLAH

LiGHT = iNFORMATiON ;D

peace2daUNIVERSE
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05/30/2012 10:08 AM
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Re: Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse from CDC
A zombie (Haitian Creole: zonbi; North Mbundu: nzumbe) is an animated corpse brought back to life by mystical means, such as witchcraft.[1] The term is often figuratively applied to describe a hypnotized person bereft of consciousness and self-awareness, yet ambulant and able to respond to surrounding stimuli. From wikipedia (copyright adhered to)

Note that a zombie is a 'hypnotized' person. This is the issue, not some hollywood crap. What is another word we use today for hypnotized?
Be Afraid, BE VERY AFRAID!
The Professor (OP)
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05/30/2012 10:12 AM
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Re: Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse from CDC
Read about Haitian Zombie Powder here.
[link to science.howstuffworks.com]

Bath Salts = Zombie Powder
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05/30/2012 12:24 PM
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Re: Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse from CDC
Mass hypnosis is the ability to hypnotize large amounts of people at a time, persuading them to take action in some way. It is a technique commonly used in marketing and politics, but most famous for its use in stage hypnosis shows.
[link to www.hypnosiscentral.net]

TPTP are setting up the masses for mass hypnosis. How 'bout the new Brad Pitt flick coming out next month. He chases zombies all over the world.
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Re: Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse from CDC
The good ole days
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Makes one wonder why
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hiding
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Re: Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse from CDC
[link to www.screamhorror.com]

This was last year, 2011. It is psychological programming. This zombie thing is a REAL and PRESENT danger.
Yeah, sure, you say it is only a cute way to prepare for an emergency. Nonsense.
 Quoting: The Professor 16090108


They have to tell you what they are going to do

Satan 101





GLP