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CDC: ‘Does Not Know of a Virus or Condition That Would Reanimate the Dead’

 
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CDC: ‘Does Not Know of a Virus or Condition That Would Reanimate the Dead’
Sorry guys and gals, there is no zombie apocalypse coming.

"And now the Centers For Disease Control- also known as the initial villains and/or the agency of last resort in nearly every zombie apocalypse tale- is acknowledging the rumors, saying in an email to HuffPo that the dead have not begun to walk, no matter what you may be reading on the interwebs. The agency has been known to use zombie media to spread disaster awareness (such as in this list of rules from The Walking Dead), but the CDC maintains plausible deniability when it comes to the recent spate of walker-like incidents:

“CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms),” wrote agency spokesman David Daigle in an email to The Huffington Post.

But you know, just in case, the CDC who equivocally says there are no zombies would also like to remind you to stock up on gas, get a first aid kit and make sure your water is clean.
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LOL!!

U mad CDC?
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Re: CDC: ‘Does Not Know of a Virus or Condition That Would Reanimate the Dead’
the plan is to made a virus that destroy enought of your brain to make you "crazy", and to make act with your basic instinct, like eating and fighting, without discerning who is your friends or ennemies, so the soldiers of the enemy army will kill themself. the more they hurt other soldiers the more the army is weakened. it's an exponential weapon.
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Re: CDC: ‘Does Not Know of a Virus or Condition That Would Reanimate the Dead’
Thees are living flesh eating zombies.
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06/03/2012 09:30 AM
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Re: CDC: ‘Does Not Know of a Virus or Condition That Would Reanimate the Dead’
What about something that would make humans turn into what that face eater turned into......
Thats real.
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the plan is to made a virus that destroy enought of your brain to make you "crazy", and to make act with your basic instinct, like eating and fighting, without discerning who is your friends or ennemies, so the soldiers of the enemy army will kill themself. the more they hurt other soldiers the more the army is weakened. it's an exponential weapon.
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this
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Re: CDC: ‘Does Not Know of a Virus or Condition That Would Reanimate the Dead’
Nobody ever suggested Rudy Eugene was a resurrected corpse back from the dead. The CDC is being disingenuous. When we say "zombie", we all know we're basically talking about someone that ACTS like a zombie.

The original Haitian zombies, despite mythology about resurrection from the dead, were only drugged and brain-damaged into their zombie state.
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Nobody ever suggested Rudy Eugene was a resurrected corpse back from the dead. The CDC is being disingenuous. When we say "zombie", we all know we're basically talking about someone that ACTS like a zombie.

The original Haitian zombies, despite mythology about resurrection from the dead, were only drugged and brain-damaged into their zombie state.
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What about something that would make humans turn into what that face eater turned into......
Thats real.
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Yes, I agree. But I'm sure bath salts are not reanimating dead bodies.
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Re: CDC: ‘Does Not Know of a Virus or Condition That Would Reanimate the Dead’
the plan is to made a virus that destroy enought of your brain to make you "crazy", and to make act with your basic instinct, like eating and fighting, without discerning who is your friends or ennemies, so the soldiers of the enemy army will kill themself. the more they hurt other soldiers the more the army is weakened. it's an exponential weapon.
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this
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The closest thing I could think of would be a lobotomy that would make a person seem like a zombie.
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Me thinks they doth protest too much!
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Re: CDC: ‘Does Not Know of a Virus or Condition That Would Reanimate the Dead’
Nobody ever suggested Rudy Eugene was a resurrected corpse back from the dead. The CDC is being disingenuous. When we say "zombie", we all know we're basically talking about someone that ACTS like a zombie.

The original Haitian zombies, despite mythology about resurrection from the dead, were only drugged and brain-damaged into their zombie state.
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Also, I do realize that Haitian people that practice Voodoo use drugs that mimic a zombie state. But it's temporary.
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Me thinks they doth protest too much!
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Yeah I know, I'm a zombie! LOL
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06/03/2012 11:11 AM
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Re: CDC: ‘Does Not Know of a Virus or Condition That Would Reanimate the Dead’
True..

The CDC is also now aware of a biological weapon that before killing the infected humans affects the brain, causing extreme psychosis, leading to vicious attacks (especially biting) which greatly increases the potential spread of the contagion.

Problem is, they can't do anything (yet) about it...

Covert tests are ongoing, along with other operations.

Maybe there is still hope?


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They obviously have not seen this!!!!!





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