Gee, I would join, but I had my own vision and the 'nobody' was caught by the intergalactic vigilante committee for trafficking substantial amounts of crack-coke to minors in the kindergarten galaxy of Schoolies Prime Sector.

He tried to run but didn't see the small moon of Glongtastic, sideswiped it and rolled his Space-Hopper a few hundred times in zero-g.

When they pulled him out he said he was just moving the Space-Hopper for some friends but failed to realize all the crack was packed in his designer bags with 'nobody rocks' emblems patched on.

He'll be locked up for a long time, especially as he's suspected in a rash of identity theft and the name 'nobody' has been previously logged into the sexual-offenders register since his visit to the Underage-Bois Nebula.

Poor bastard, sharing a cell with the famous BigBubba of the RedneckRapist-ButtholeExplorer Colony from the lower suburbs of the AssBandit Galaxy.