EARTH TO COLLIDE WITH NIBIRU ON JULY 21, 2012!

Good.

oh wonder why they pulled that date out of the hat?
lol

Excellent, no more need to pay my mortgage!

Bring on the Doom!!!

it can't collide due to mere physics.
The force that precedes this much larger body will merely push us aside (if we are in the way).

Picture man in a canoe being passed by a speed boat.

On a better note:

RUSSIAN WOMEN REVEAL HOW TO KEEP A MAN HAPPY

[link to weeklyworldnews.com]

1) ACT LIKE A WOMAN - Men, especially Russian men, are manly and tough, they don’t want a woman to act stronger or tougher than them. Stop acting like the person in control. You can BE the person in control without acting tough and cold. Be soft and sexy AND in control. Much smarter that way.

2) TAKE CHARGE OF YOUR SEX LIFE – Men think about sex a lot and want sex a lot – so give it to them, because you want it, too! But you don’t have to wait for them to take the lead - you should be the one to initiate sex and take the lead in bed. He will love you for it – and he’ll never want to leave you!

3) BE A HOMEBODY – Learn how to sew clothes, clean and make delicious meals (from scratch) for your man. Take care of him and he will take care of you – in more ways than one.

4) ONE GLASS OF VODKA A NIGHT. Have one glass of vodka with your man every night. It will soothe both of you and put you in the mood. Russians have long known the power of vodka and there’s no better aphrodisiac.

5) NEVER CONTRADICT HIM. When you are in public, never say anything that contradicts your man. Men hate to have their woman disagree with them in front of others. Keep your opinion to yourself in public, but when you get home – you can tell him what you really think and feel.

6) HAVE A GOOD FIGHT. Every now and then have a good, loud yelling fight. Nothing physical. But if you really yell at each other, and are very passionate, it will ultimately lead to the bedroom, where you will have great sex.

These doom threads are entertaining to a point. If someone can prove that we are going to collide with a planet in July then please do so. Otherwise SHUT UP!

it was supposed to come before the venus transit. The next venus transit is a hundred yeafs from now

It's like saying "prove to me I will die from a heart attack" Or any other cause for that matter. You cannot "Prove" that it is going to happen until it does. And by that time it's too late. Somethings you cannot prove in this existence but they do happen.

Don't worry. I haven't spotted Nibiru yet.

it's called the Destroyer for a reason

and the entity coming along with it timing wise

pretending to be jesus

has also always been known as the Destroyer - that being satan in his supernatural form disgused as a being of light

the word "transformed" in the bible is properly translated as "disguised" as a being of light... not "transformed"

on still better note:

[link to weeklyworldnews.com]

Asian men share tips on how to catch a woman and keep her happy.

For generations Asian women learned how to treat a woman by following rules laid down by Chinese philosopher Wang Xu in his book Maxims for Teaching Men. Now they’ve taken his words of wisdom that have been passsed down fro more than 2,000 years and updated them to deal with women in 2012.

Here are the winning recommendations for Western men who want to trade be successful in love and marriage:

1) TREAT HER LIKE GOLD – Your woman is a queen. Remember that your wife comes first - before you, your job, your outside interests or even your mother!

2) MORNING RITUAL. Get up in the morning before your woman does. Make sure to write her a special love note, something short and sweet – and hide it in place that she’ll find it later in the day. Make it short, loving, funny, touching… just let her know you are thinking of her and that you love her.

3) TALK. Don’t sit there like a lump on a log. Talk to her. She wants to know how you are feeling, what you are thinking and what you are doing! Don’t just grunt and mumble. Never, ever. She’s your best friend, so talk to her.

4) LISTEN TO HER. Even more important – listen to her. Women like to talk about their day, their problems, their concerns etc. Listen to her. Really listen. She can tell if you’re only half-listening. Give her your full attention.
4) BE AT HOME. Make sure you come home to be with her. You don’t have to stay late at work EVERY night. You don’t have to meet your buddies and watch sports games EVERY sunday. Sepnd time with your wife.

5) COMPLIMENT HER. Is that so hard? If she looks good – tell her. If she smells good – tell her. If she’s great in bed – tell her. Who doesn’t like compliments?

The original prediction that Nibiru would collide with earth came from an unlikely source. A Wisconsin woman Nancy Lieder said that as a young girl she was contacted by extraterrestrials called Zetas who had set up a communication device in her brain and sent out messages to her and they had told her about the Nibiru collision.


NASA is publicly denying anything about collision (and even deny the existence of Nibiru), but privately several sources in NASA have confirmed the projected collision date of July 21, 2012.


[link to weeklyworldnews.com]

the link is from the same site that gave us this
[link to weeklyworldnews.com]

So Nibiru is just outside Pluto and will be here in July? Care to explain hows that even possible?


Maybe they will turn on the engines of Nibiru and hit the earth in 30 or so days, am I right?

Wow - its now outside Pluto's Orbit but its gonna get here in less then a month.

I told ya NASA was stoned...

Haven't you heard already.... Nibiru blew up in 2003!

What I don't understand with these Nibiru tards is .... THE FIFTH ELEMENT IS A FUCKING MOVIE IT ISNT REAL how do people not see this shit is just made up from this movie and people sheeple there way right into it.

Sure, Trust news from a website that has a link of a man with a tattoo of a face on the back of his head... Seems legit... Fucking dumbass... Honestly you really think it would not be visible to the naked eye if it was that close to earth ? fucking moran.

No problem I've already purchased Earth insurance and the policy covers a collision with Nibiru...

Imaginary niburu blew up in 2003, resurrected, and is now gonna collide with earth!

it will cause massive earthquake and big tidal waves but it won't destroy the earth. July 21,2012 west coast watch out

!ZETAS RIGHT AGAIN! NIBIRU IS COMING.

It's not going to collide.