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Achieving Beauty Naturally and getting the Man of Your Dreams

 
ladylovely
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Achieving Beauty Naturally and getting the Man of Your Dreams
keep a regular schedule sleeping between the hours of 9:00 pm and 6:00 a.m only

eat only fresh produce, fermented foods, raw dairy products, high quality beef, bison, deer, fish, unrefined raw oils and eggs. completely avoid processed foods and drinks. grow and prepare as much of your own food as possible.

drink clean water (preferably spring, but distilled will do as well with a mineral supplement and blessing added)

to avoid conception:
use natural family planning (The Art of Natural Family Planning)
eat high protein, high quality fat and vegetables, no carbs or root vegetables
exercise intensely with heavy weight training (the goal is to strain the body so that it thinks conception is not ideal at the time due to living conditions), rebound on a springless rebounder
restrict caloric intake to 1200 calories a day

to encourage conception:
use natural family planning
eat high protein, high quality fat and fruits/vegetables
relax exercise regimen, stop heavy weight training, walk and do yoga or rebound
increase caloric intake

optimal schedule:
awake at 6:00 a.m
brush hair with boars hair brush for 5 minutes
meditate/yoga
drink coffee 1-2 cups of organic cold brew black if desired
if avoiding conception weight train to exhaustion, if ttc walk

7:00 a.m
brush teeth with natural toothpaste
brush skin dry with a skin brush
shower in filtered water
wash hair every other day to once every 6 weeks depending on your hair type. condition off days by applying almond, castor, coconut or olive oil, alternating different combinations of them. use baking soda mixed water to wash hair, alternate between baking soda and borax. mix acv in water to remove excess oils (essential oils can be diluted with water and used as a spray in conditioner to mask the smell of acv) and condition/restore ph to hair.
after drying, moisturize skin with same oils used for hair. do not use soap on your face. clean it with witch hazel after showering.
comb hair with big tooth comb, allow to air dry
7:20
eat within 30 minutes of exercising, preferably whey protein unless weight loss is a goal
daily affirmations. tell yourself whatever you require hearing right now to lift your spirits. i.e I am loved, I am beautiful, I am happy, I am strong. look in the mirror or just say them out loud or silently to yourself. say and believe it.
8:30
take nutritional supplements
brush hair with boars hair brush
9:30 am
high quality fat avocado or oil, krill oil 1 tbsp
10:30
fruit/vegetables
12:00 noon
eat high protein food (try to minimize meat or fish consumption to no more than once daily, preferably 1-3 times a week, no more than 2 oz a serving)
1:00
eat 1 TBSP high quality oil (castor oil is good if constipation is a factor, coconut oil also has a milder laxative effect)
2:00
eat raw snack i.e bee pollen, hemp seeds, chia seeds and spirulina are very high in protein. other activated raw seeds and nuts are also good options if you tolerate them well
3:00
yoga
3:30
raw snack
5:00 pm
eat cooked vegetables or homemade soup and salad for dinner
6:00 p.m
eat fruit if dessert is desired
7:00 pm
yoga or walk
8:00 pm
take detox bath once weekly or regular bath daily with borax
after drying apply oils again
weekly use foot detox pads on feet, daily use castor oil on feet wearing light stockings to bed
condition hair with oils depending on your hairs needs
use mud mask once weekly
brush and floss teeth
8:30 p.m
brush hair with boars hair brush
9:00 pm
go to bed
meals can be condensed more but this schedule allows for very small portions throughout the day to keep the metabolism burning


for women interested in snagging the man of their dreams:
take dance lessons and take self defense courses. learn about preparing delicious food. learn how to listen more and speak less. learn about growing and preserving food. learn to laugh. learn to let go of what is gone or what no longer serves you well. learn to love yourself deeply if you ever expect someone else to. learn how to make beer. learn about pleasing a man sexually (learn as much as you can from reading about it, men will appreciate a sexually adventuresome INEXPERIENCED woman much more than they would a porn star thats been around the block). develop a hobby or hobbies that you enjoy such a knitting, sewing, crocheting, making candles, hiking, wild edible plant identification. always be willing to learn more about everything. learn how to discuss REAL issues in a diplomatic and loving way. learn about speaking consciously (Conscious Language, the Lost Language of God). Learn about activating your imagination and coupling it with your feelings for manifesting your desires more immediately. Figure out what your dream man will be like and imagine meeting him one day in your perfect scenario, then go where you imagine meeting him regularly. The more completely and specifically imagine your scenarios, the higher the chance of your desired outcome. Learn about natural and herbal remedies for everything. Learn living gracefully and easy. live a low stress life. buy some land in the country (2.5 acres) and live there, grow your food there. learn to live simplistically.
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Summary = Kitchen + samwich = you're beautiful huny

Last Edited by Eternium on 06/29/2012 04:50 PM
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06/29/2012 04:54 PM
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Re: Achieving Beauty Naturally and getting the Man of Your Dreams
Thanks June Cleaver !


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06/29/2012 05:00 PM
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Thanks June Cleaver !


granny
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you're quite welcome! I see life has treated you wellhf
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06/29/2012 05:05 PM
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Thanks June Cleaver !


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you're quite welcome! I see life has treated you wellhf
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06/29/2012 05:12 PM
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Thanks for letting us know about your daily every minute schedule but I donno why we needed to know it.

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Summary = Kitchen + samwich = you're beautiful huny
 Quoting: Eternium


well, if a woman wants to get a job and try to be a man's "equal" she is more than welcome to do that, I just don't have any advice because it seems to end in a less than rewarding result. I have already been down that path and it was less than enjoyable. It was exhausting and nowhere as nearly as rewarding as learning how to be self sustainable. in learning self sustainability, I don't NEED a man but I sure do enjoy having mine around.
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06/29/2012 05:17 PM
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Thanks for letting us know about your daily every minute schedule but I donno why we needed to know it.

rexrexrex
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1711362


maybe you didn't need to know it but apprently you aren't filling your day with the most productive schedule if you are on GLP. i posted this for women who are sick and tired of being fat and lonely and are ready to do something about it. For the rest of you, carry on.
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Stepford approves.
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I am not responsible for how you understand what I say. I am NOTHING like a stepford wife.
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06/29/2012 05:19 PM
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Summary = Kitchen + samwich = you're beautiful huny
 Quoting: Eternium


LOL!!! Been married over thirty years, and yup.
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When friends rejoice both far and near, how can I keep from singing"

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Re: Achieving Beauty Naturally and getting the Man of Your Dreams
Thanks for letting us know about your daily every minute schedule but I donno why we needed to know it.

rexrexrex
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chuckle
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Stepford approves.
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I am not responsible for how you understand what I say. I am NOTHING like a stepford wife.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18824031

The thought that one plan can work for everyone is misguided. The best way to live happily is not to look for that happiness in another person. 'Getting' the man of one's dreams should be an afterthought of an afterthought for any intelligent and capable woman. It's good to have a friend to grow old with, but building one's life around that is sad and empty in and of itself.
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06/29/2012 05:23 PM
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Re: Achieving Beauty Naturally and getting the Man of Your Dreams
Thanks for letting us know about your daily every minute schedule but I donno why we needed to know it.

rexrexrex
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I think she meant to tell us that she's got some really good pussy, and this is how she achieves it. Bitches pay attention!
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I am not responsible for how you understand what I say. I am NOTHING like a stepford wife.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18824031

The thought that one plan can work for everyone is misguided. The best way to live happily is not to look for that happiness in another person. 'Getting' the man of one's dreams should be an afterthought of an afterthought for any intelligent and capable woman. It's good to have a friend to grow old with, but building one's life around that is sad and empty in and of itself.
 Quoting: shame_spiral


ah, yes, very true. but, once a woman starts living a regimen like this, she will learn to be the focal point of her own life and romance will naturally follow if that is what is truly desired. sometimes women do want a man to fill an emptiness they have from not loving themselves. once they become healthy and learn to love themselves, their world will transform for them. helping women love themselves was really my main goal in posting this, getting the man of your dreams was a lure:) thanks for commenting hf
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06/29/2012 05:26 PM
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Re: Achieving Beauty Naturally and getting the Man of Your Dreams
Thanks for letting us know about your daily every minute schedule but I donno why we needed to know it.

rexrexrex
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1711362


I think she meant to tell us that she's got some really good pussy, and this is how she achieves it. Bitches pay attention!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18641598


lol. beautifully put rofl
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shamelessly bumping for the night time folks:)

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"live a low stress life. buy some land in the country (2.5 acres)"

I dont mean to be rude but you are a fucking idiot. Most women are struggling to pay the bills and raise their kids and you come up with some millionaire do-nothing wife scheme.

You are out of touch with reality, like, 110%

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"live a low stress life. buy some land in the country (2.5 acres)"

I dont mean to be rude but you are a fucking idiot. Most women are struggling to pay the bills and raise their kids and you come up with some millionaire do-nothing wife scheme.

You are out of touch with reality, like, 110%

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 Quoting: Bebu 18835561


and you are dragged down by the limitations set forth in your own mind. may you break free from themhf
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"live a low stress life. buy some land in the country (2.5 acres)"

I dont mean to be rude but you are a fucking idiot. Most women are struggling to pay the bills and raise their kids and you come up with some millionaire do-nothing wife scheme.

You are out of touch with reality, like, 110%

utter and useless bsflag
 Quoting: Bebu 18835561


and you are dragged down by the limitations set forth in your own mind. may you break free from themhf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18867189


p.s. you might want to add taking some etiquette classes to your list for achieving natural beauty list.
"I dont mean to be rude but you are a fucking idiot." That is quite a Ricky Bobby statement right there. "No Offense but" followed by something extremely offensive.....


P.S.S this was more directed at women who HAVE NOT had children and want to start their life off in a way more advantageous to them so they don't end up a single mother with limited resources and choices, therefore teaching their sons to leave their offspring shortly after conception or teaching their daughters to end up bitter and raising children alone.





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