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>>> Is Religion Fun? <<<

 
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>>> Is Religion Fun? <<<
Not good, right, true, necessary; but fun.

Is it fun?

If it's not fun stop doing it, be rid of it.

When you were a kid you knew intrinsically if something was fun or not when you were playing. And if it wasn't fun you stopped playing. Very simple.

But you have forgotten that. How to play, how to have fun. You let others dictate what's what.

Is the Jesus as brought to you in the bible fun? Read it sometime. He was an arrogant bastard. Miserable. Why do you take this shit?

Flush it; that's what you do with shit. You should know that!!!

flush
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Re: >>> Is Religion Fun? <<<
Religion?,...bah!!!

Papa's got a brand new bag.dance






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Re: >>> Is Religion Fun? <<<
i wonder if they just do it out of habit...like they are so numb they do not know there hand is sizzling on the hot stove.
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Re: >>> Is Religion Fun? <<<
Growing up does weird things to ones sensibilities. It is a rough world. And fun does not necessarily equate survival!
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Re: >>> Is Religion Fun? <<<
No' not when they are trying to stick something up you.I usually run.
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Re: >>> Is Religion Fun? <<<
Jesus loves me yes I know,...for the Bible tells me so. Little ONEs who hear me know,...they are weak, but he is strong.

Yes,...Jesus loves me.




Z
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Agnosticism (1)
What is this shit?
Agnosticism (2)
Maybe there is shit or maybe it happens; then again, maybe not.
Altruism (1)
Want some shit?
Altruism (2)
Let me give you my shit.
Americanism
Who gives a shit?
Amish
Shit dost occur.
Anal Retentivism
Keep your shit to yourself.
Anglicanism
Our shit doesn't stink.
Apathism
I don't give a shit.
Archimedesmism
If I had a lever that's long enough, and a place to stand, I can move the earth -- even if it is full of shit.
Aristotlism (1)
Once a shit is stretched by an idea, it never again happens in its original shape.
Aristotlism (2)
Shit is real.
Neil Armstrong
This is one small shit for me, but one giant heap for mankind.
Asatru
If shit happens, blame it on Loki.
Atheism (1)
I don't believe this shit.
Atheism (2)
There is no shit.
Ba'Hai
All shit is truly shit.
Baptist
You are shitting wrong, therefore you'll be punished.
Baptist Fundamentalism
Shit happens because the Bible says so.
Blondism
I'm stupid as shit.
Bowdlerism
**** happens.
Branch Davidianism
Shit burns.
Breathairians
We don't have to eat that shit.
Buddhism (1)
Shit happens.
Buddhism (2)
If shit happens, it really isn't shit.
Bushism (1)
What shit?
Bushism (2)
Read my lips, no new shit.
Calvinism
Man is nothing but shit.
Calvin-and-Hobbesism
Man, this shit is fun.
Caninism
Shit happens in the neighbor's yard.
Capitalism (1)
Do you buy this shit?
Capitalism (2)
How much will this shit cost?
Capitalism (3)
Shit happens, and it'll cost you!
Carmensandiegism
Where in the world is that shit happening?
Cartesianism
I shit, therefore I am.
Catholicism (1)
If shit happens, you deserved it.
Catholicism (2)
Everybody gets shit.
Chauvanism
We may be shit, but you can't live without us.
Chestertonianism
Shit is the farthest thing from shit.
Christian Fundamentalism
The belief that Hell is where everyone must mind their own shit.
Clintonism
I didn't inhale the shit!
Commercialism
Let's package this shit.
Communism (1)
It's everybody's shit.
Communism (2)
Everyone's shit is everyone else's shit.
Computerism
Why won't this fucking shit work?
Confucianism
Confucius say, "Shit happens."
Constipation
My shit just won't happen.
Contract Theory
If we don't agree to form society, everything will go to shit.
Creation Science (1)
We have proof that God created all the shit that happens.
Creation Science (2)
Shit happens all at once.
Creation Science (3)
...And the Lord said "Let there be shit"...
Dadaism
Blue shit rumage Idaho potato.
Dadism
Your mom knows her shit.
Daffy Duckism
It's *my* shit! Down, down! Go, go! Miiiiine!
Darwinism
We came up from shit.
Deja Vu
I think this shit happened before, but I'm not sure.
Descartes
I shit therefore I am.
Dianetics (1)
Even shit can make money.
Dianetics (2)
Shit your way to a better life.
Discordianism
This MIGHT be shit, but is instead a fuzzy 1973 Mustang.
Dominicans
Believe in shit, or we'll boil you in it.
Donism
I'm gonna' make ya' a shit you can't refuse.
Dyslexianism
Hits shapnep.
Egoism
I AM the shit!
Egotism
My shit is the only shit that matters.
Empiricism
Shit only happens if I see it happen.
Employerism
This shit is your fault.
Energizer Rabbit
Shit happens... and happens... and happens...
Environmentalism (1)
Recycle this shit.
Environmentalism (2)
Shit happens, but it's biodegradable.
Euphemism
Caca happens.
Evangelism
You need our shit.
Evangelicalism (1)
I can heal people -- but oooonly with the help of yourrrrr shit.
Evangelicalism (2)
God has a wonderful plan for your shit.
Evolution (1)
Shit happens gradually.
Evolution (2)
Shit is getting better all the time!
Existentialism
Shit doesn't happen; shit just is.
Existentialism, General
Your shit is what you make of it.
Existentialism, Sartre
We are defined by our shit happening.
Felinism
Shit happens... bury it.
Feminism
Men are shit.
Finagle's Third Law
The happening of shit tends to a maximum.
The Force
Do not be swayed by the Dark Side of the shit.
Freudianism
Shit happens as a result of repressed sexual urges.
Frisbeetarianism
Shit happens under cars, just out of reach.
Garbagism
I dump your shit.
Geocentrism
Our shit is the center of the cosmos!
Green Peaceism
Save this Shit.
GURPSism
Our shit can happen in any conceivable place or time.
Guruism
The master's shit does not stink.
Hare Krishnaism
Shit happens shit happens shit happens rama rama.
Hedonism (1)
Fuck that shit; let's party!
Hedonism (2)
This shit is fun!
Heisenbergism
Shit happened, we just don't know where.
Hinduism (1)
This shit happened before.
Hinduism (2)
This shit is not a religion. It is a Way of Life.
Hippyism
Make peace with shit.
Hitchhikerism
The answer to all this shit is 42.
Idealism
That shit's all in your mind.
Illuminism
We make shit happen.
Interrigationism
'Ve have 'vays of making you shit!
Islam
If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Islam, Shi'ite
When Shi'ite happens, kill Salman Rushdie.
Islam, Sunni
Why do Shi'ites always happen to us?
Jehovah's Witnesses (1)
No shit happens until Armageddon.
Jehovah's Witnesses (2)
Let me in your house and I'll tell you why shit happens.
Jehovah's Witnesses (3)
Good Morning, I have some shit for you to read.
Judaism
Why does this shit always happen to us?
Judaism, Reformed
Got any Kaopectate?
Jungianism
All shit that happens is an aspect of the archetypical shit generated consensually by the mass subconscious.
Kennedyism
Ask not what your country's shit can do for you, but what your shit can do for your country.
Kierkegaard
This shit is highly improbable; therefore, we should believe it happens.
Martin Luther King, Jr.
I have a shit...
Kinisonism
Ooh-shit happens! Oo-ooooooooooo!
Thomas Kuhn
Shit always happens exactly the way you expect it to.
Libertarianism
Keep your hands off of my shit.
Logical Positivism
Shit = S+H+I+T.
Lutheranism
Catholicism is shit.
Marie Antoinette'ism
If they can't afford bread, why don't they get shit instead.
Marines
It's not just shit, it's an adventure.
Marvin
Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and I can't even shit.
Marxism, Classical
The workers take all the shit, but they're gonna dish it back out again.
Materialism
Whoever dies with the most shit wins.
Mathematicism
Necessary and sufficient conditions for shit to occur are: 1) Shit must exist and be continuous in a domain D 2) No shit must exceed SHIT on the boundary of D.
McCarthyism
Are you now, or have you ever been, a shit?
Josh McDowell-ism (1)
Anyone who investigates the evidence for this shit and doesn't see the truth as plain as day is a nincompoop.
Josh McDowell-ism (2)
Anyone who investigates the evidence for this shit and doesn't agree with me must want to have sexual intercourse outside of marriage.
Mennonite
None of this modern shit now.
Momism
You'll eat this shit and like it!
Moonies
Only happy shit really happens.
Mormonism (1)
Your shit is shit, but our shit is the ONE TRUE shit.
Mormonism (2)
God sent us this shit.
Murphism
Shit always happens at the worst possible time and place.
Narcissism
My shit don't stink.
Native American
This shit is sacred when it happens.
New Age (1)
Why did I happen to create this shit?
New Age (2)
This isn't shit if I REALLY believe it's chocolate.
Newton's First Law
Shit that is happening tends to keep happening.
Newton's Second Law
You have to push to make shit happen.
Newton's Third Law
Every shit that happens has an equal and opposite shit happening.
Neitzscheism (1)
If you're not Ubermenschen, you're not shit.
Neitzscheism (2)
A man without a shit is not a man.
Neitzscheism (3)
Shit is dead!
Nihilism
Everything is shit.
NIMBYism
Your shit's not gonna happen here.
Nixonism (1)
Shit didn't happen, and if it did, I don't know anything about it.
Nixonism (2)
I am not a shit.
Nonsequiturism
Route 176 goes south.
Oat Branism
Your shit will keep happening.
Objectivism
Shit=Shit
Occultism
We eat our shit.
Optimism (1)
That shit won't happen to me.
Optimism (2)
This shit, too, will pass.
Paganism (1)
Shit happens. Accept it.
Paganism (2)
Shit is a part of nature and makes things grow.
Panglossism
This is the best of all possible shits.
Paranoia
Shit happens because it's a plot.
Pascalism
We are just shit. But we are thinking shit.
Patriotism (1)
My shit, right or wrong.
Patriotism (2)
Give me liberty, or give me shit!
Patriotism (3)
Give me shit, or give me death!
Pee-Weeism
You can't arrest me for that shit!
Perotism
We're in deep shit.
Pessimism
That shit is going to happen.
Platonism
There is an ideal shit, of which all the shit that happens is but an imperfect image.
Politically Correctism (1)
Don't call it shit. That's not nice. Call it "Nutritionally-Deprived Output."
Politically Correctism (2)
Nutritionally Corrected Output happens.
Positive thinking
Shit is what you make it.
Pragmaticism
It may be shit, but it works.
Protestantism
Let shit happen to someone else.
Psychology
I can help you deal with the shit that is happening.
PTL Club
Send us your shit.
Quaker

Quayleism
Shite happense.
Rastafarian (1)
Shit happens, but if it's all right with Jah, it's all right with me.
Rastafarian (2)
Let's roll that shit up and smoke it.
Reaganism
I don't recall if shit happened.
Reaganism, Nancy
Just say, `Shit happens.'
Republicanism
We earned our shit.
Robinism
Holy shit, Batman!
Rousseau
Only natural shit is worth shit.
Schroedingerism
Shit does not happen until you smell it.
Scooperism
If your shit happens here, you gotta pick it up.
Secular Humanism
Shit happens, but there's a rational explanation.
Seventh Day Adventist
No shit on Saturdays.
Shakespeare
To shit or not to shit, that is the question.
Sherlock Holmes
I know where this shit came from.
Shinto
Shit is everywhere. So as long as you're stepping in it, show it some respect.
Skinnerism
If eat then shit.
Socrates
I am shit. But I know I am shit.
Solipsism (1)
All this shit is a creation of my imagination.
Solipsism (2)
The only thing I can be sure of is that my shit happens.
Spockism
The shit of the many outweighs the shit of the few... or the one.
Spockism, Reformed
The shit of the one outweighs the shit of the many.
Dr. Spockism
Encourage your child to make shit happen.
Spoonerism
Hit shappens.
Stalinism
The state treats you like shit.
Stoicism (1)
This shit is good for me.
Stoicism (2)
Shit happens -- deal with it.
Sturgeon's Law
90% of everything is shit.
Subgenius
Shit happens -- SO WHAT? GIVE ME SOME SLACK!
Surrealism
Shit is shiny and shaped like a Buick.
Taoism
The shit that happens is not the true shit.
Televangelism
Your tax-deductible donation could stop this shit from happening.
Thermodynamics: First Law
The shit that happens cannot be created or destroyed.
Thermodynamics: Second Law
When shit happens, it happens from a place of more shit to a place of less shit.
Thermodynamics: Third Law
Disorder is the inevitable result of shit happening.
Totalitarianism
Shit doesn't happen unless we say so.
Trekkism, The Original Series
To boldly shit where no shit has happened before.
Trekkism, The Motion Picture(s)
This shit is happening again.
Trekkism, The Next Generation
This shit happens again every week.
Trekkism, Deep Space 9
Shit happens on the other side of the wormhole.
Trekkism, Voyager
Shit happens on the other side of the galaxy.
Twelve-Step Programs
God, grant me the serenity to deal with this shit.
Unitarianism
There's only one shit, but you can have it happen any way you want.
Unix
Shit Happened. Core dumped.
Ursism
Shit happens in the woods.
Utilitarianism (1)
Do that which generates the greatest shit for the greatest number.
Utilitarianism (2)
Let's make the best of this shit.
Vacuum
That shit sucks
Vandalism
I'm gonna wreck this shit!
VMS
Want to make shit happen? No Privilege for Attempted Operation.
Voodooism
Shit doesn't just happen -- somebody dumped it on you.
Voyeurism
Look at that shit happening.
Waldoism
Where *is* that little shit?
Xeno's paradox
It's logically impossible for shit to happen.
Yuppieism
It's my shit! All mine!
Zen
What is the sound of one shit happening? PU!
Zoroastrianism
Shit happens half the time.
asgardhr  (OP)

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Re: >>> Is Religion Fun? <<<
"Asatru - If shit happens, blame it on Loki."

Hah! I like that!


[I like all of 'em!]
Freyja

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12/16/2005 05:39 PM
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Re: >>> Is Religion Fun? <<<
i knew you would like that one.

i like em all too...kinda george carlinish.
Sophia

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12/16/2005 05:41 PM
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rofl
Freyja

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12/16/2005 05:43 PM
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Rastafarian (2)
Let's roll that shit up and smoke it.
zacksavage

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12/16/2005 05:45 PM
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Re: >>> Is Religion Fun? <<<
Are you guys practicing a religion now?

'Cause, this seems kinda fun woohoo







Z
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--- parliament funkadelic
Sophia

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Televangelism
Your tax-deductible donation could stop this shit from happening.
Freyja

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12/16/2005 05:48 PM
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Re: >>> Is Religion Fun? <<<
we are worshipping the savage shit of z!
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12/16/2005 05:51 PM
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Re: >>> Is Religion Fun? <<<
yes. if you say so also it leaves you feeling guilty all the time.
Who knows what the truth is???
zacksavage

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Re: >>> Is Religion Fun? <<<
"we are worshipping the savage shit of z!"

Sorry Babycakes,...that shits not happening.

I would detest being worshiped. I do not like sheepwhip


Z
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--- parliament funkadelic
Freyja

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12/16/2005 05:56 PM
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Bushism (2)
Read my lips, no new shit.


:dubya: flush
Sophia

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12/16/2005 06:00 PM
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zack

It's rare that the worshipped has a say in the worshipping
asgardhr  (OP)

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Re: >>> Is Religion Fun? <<<
"yes. if you say so also it leaves you feeling guilty all the time."


Is guilt fun? I don't think so!
asgardhr  (OP)

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Re: >>> Is Religion Fun? <<<
"...being worshiped."



That would not be fun.

Playing would be though.
zacksavage

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12/16/2005 06:05 PM
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Sophia,...that's why there are caves and hermits.







Z
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--- parliament funkadelic
Sophia

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I've never understood the whole worshipping thing... it's even harder to understand in religions that specifically forbid it


rofl
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12/16/2005 06:14 PM
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Re: >>> Is Religion Fun? <<<
It's a part of most people and cultures life.
Who knows what the truth is???
Sophia

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12/16/2005 06:20 PM
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SS

Most people I know don't worship anything...some maybe worship money but not int he religio-way
Freyja

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12/16/2005 06:23 PM
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I worship all of life



worship grouphug
asgardhr  (OP)

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12/16/2005 06:30 PM
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"It's a part of most people and cultures life."

Most people are miserable.
asgardhr  (OP)

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12/16/2005 06:33 PM
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"Most people I know don't worship anything...some maybe worship money but not int he religio-way"

Perhaps, but we have all been stained by it.
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12/16/2005 06:34 PM
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Re: >>> Is Religion Fun? <<<
Hedonism is...
asgardhr  (OP)

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12/16/2005 08:06 PM
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Re: >>> Is Religion Fun? <<<
...a blast.
sophia
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12/16/2005 08:09 PM
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-Perhaps, but we have all been stained by it.-

Lighten up Asgh... I was being tongue in cheek...
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Re: >>> Is Religion Fun? <<<
If you like to butt fuck little boys it sure is!





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