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Advice for the Nobody

 
Astræa
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Bitch, what's the difference?
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Here is an example of the difference between a threat and a statement of intention...



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Is it because you are not real?

I wonder - because there is fear around this idea...but is the fear real... no, it's not.

Maybe you are real - but not real, in the way you think would be best...yeah...there it is...or not.


Freeze Dry is best for you.


While the term "Freeze Dry" is a bit caviler, what I See when I say this - what I am referring to is NOT a threat...idle or otherwise.
 Quoting: Astræa 14828328


Hey - remember "Try not to scare them too much...?"

What you find funny, might not be so to your enemy or humans in general... just because they are impolite, thoughtless and arrogant...
 Quoting: Astræa 14828328


Can someone in the know, elaborate on this a bit? What's not funny, and what's too scary?
 Quoting: Anonymous coward 321


Imagine you are faced with a being that is truly and literally un-limited... and this being, well, it can and has changed reality, etc...

So this being, might say (or write - lsol) things that to itself may seem funny, not that this being means to scare humans, excepting certain groups...

Freeze Dry - this is a term for, the halting, or freezing of this place, the earth, this reality, etc... not time, mind you, as this doesn't exist, and then - scrolling it all up... for many reasons; to be able to see clearly some things, etc...


does this answer your questions?
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The NoBody is walking by faith. Trusting in GOD. Trusting in Jesus Christ. Our Savior. The "Nobody" knows that GOD loves him and no matter what happens, prays GOD'S will be done in The name of Jesus Christ.
The "NoBody" is somebody and is loved. Who knows there is no Savior without GOD. Jesus Christ is The King of Kings and The Lord of Lords. There is no other.
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Pssssh. Whatever.

I am a big time winner. I drive a winner car and have a winner house. I worship money and buzzwords like a winner. I remember when I got my winner job at Sacks'O'Goldman. They asked me a few questions that I was well prepared for, as the winner I am.

The first question was "Have you transcended duality?"

The second question was "Do you realize that all thought is electricity and have you been personally all over the universe to verify this, constantly sticking voltmeter prongs into your ears and up your anus?"

The third question was "Will you do, say, or believe anything necessary to not feel like the bitch you are for worshiping money?"

Of course, teh correct answer to all these questions was "YES MASTAR!" in my most robotic voice.

I drive a Hyundai. But it has leather.
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I'm putting this here because I never miss an opportunity to use money to teach. I'm good at it too, I use your money.


women > money > gay agenda > average castrated male > job
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20972283


How To Tell If You Are A Castrated Male Or a Fag:

1. Hold a hundred-dollar bill next to your erect pecker (we all know your pecker doesn't get stiff without Ben Franklin around), and answer the following criteria;


a) Did you get the money from your wallet? You are a castrated male bending over for a dead president.

b) Did you get the money from your wife's purse? You are a little fagboy in disguise. Replace money before you lose TV right for a week and sex for the month.

c) You printed it yourself. You ARE a goddamn woman.

d) You needed three hundred dollar bills to match the length of your pecker, and you had to fight seventeen women off just to get some privacy with it. The money was just laying on the floor after the battle ended. You are me.
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So is there a link between Cosmic Rays/GRB's and India's power grid failures?

I wonder about electricity - and how it is generated and what would happen given some small changes in the way things work here...

and by here, I mean this universe, etc... the one in my head at least... lol!
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Hey look, I found three hundred bucks.
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A lot of people haven't a clue as to what is going on in these "NoBody" threads.

The best advice I could give you is to trust in Jesus Christ.

No one other than GOD The Father is superior.

And if you find yourselves in a situation that doesn't seem normal, you will
want The Lord on your side.

The Lord will not keep the truth from you. Jesus Christ is the truth. And He has the absolute approval of GOD Almighty.
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Word has it the Nobody was offered to go to the Olympics with a friend. Word has it that he is now going to go. My advice to Nobody is to stay vigilant at all times.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1366745


that would be one of the last places he would go... olympics or not
 Quoting: bobobibi


is it because he doesn't like sports? or the brits?
:p
 Quoting: Michael_


I personally believe it would be one of the first places he would go... nothing wrong with the brits.... nice avatar btw....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20098032




oh I dunno

just imagine the things that could/would have been accomplished had all those people invested all that time and energy, not to mention the focus of their intention, into something, anything at all in truth, that wasn't aligned solely with the stroking of the collective EGO

might give one pause for consideration
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Why all devil's organizations (like terrorist) hide themselfs behind women and children?
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same reason they cower behind monumental lies...

the truth hurts

double edged sword that it be
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The NoBody is walking by faith. Trusting in GOD. Trusting in Jesus Christ. Our Savior. The "Nobody" knows that GOD loves him and no matter what happens, prays GOD'S will be done in The name of Jesus Christ.
The "NoBody" is somebody and is loved. Who knows there is no Savior without GOD. Jesus Christ is The King of Kings and The Lord of Lords. There is no other.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16198217


Pssssh. Whatever.

I am a big time winner. I drive a winner car and have a winner house. I worship money and buzzwords like a winner. I remember when I got my winner job at Sacks'O'Goldman. They asked me a few questions that I was well prepared for, as the winner I am.

The first question was "Have you transcended duality?"

The second question was "Do you realize that all thought is electricity and have you been personally all over the universe to verify this, constantly sticking voltmeter prongs into your ears and up your anus?"

The third question was "Will you do, say, or believe anything necessary to not feel like the bitch you are for worshiping money?"

Of course, teh correct answer to all these questions was "YES MASTAR!" in my most robotic voice.

I drive a Hyundai. But it has leather.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20972283

shill
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What Father would ask his son to offer to impale his hands and feet on the torture device, the cross?

What Father who understood what emanates from his sons feet and hands - what Father?

No Father you know - you are your own Father, and your own Mother...
 Quoting: Astræa 14828328




they are one and/in the same

somewhere along the line people became convinced that to understand truth extraordinary steps must be taken

when in and with regard to truth the opposite holds true

always

if you can cut to the quick of things it's simply much harder to get lost along the way

which is in Deed why they do babble on...
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Why all devil's organizations (like terrorist) hide themselfs behind women and children?
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same reason they cower behind monumental lies...

the truth hurts

double edged sword that it be
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blink
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The NoBody is walking by faith. Trusting in GOD. Trusting in Jesus Christ. Our Savior. The "Nobody" knows that GOD loves him and no matter what happens, prays GOD'S will be done in The name of Jesus Christ.
The "NoBody" is somebody and is loved. Who knows there is no Savior without GOD. Jesus Christ is The King of Kings and The Lord of Lords. There is no other.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16198217


Pssssh. Whatever.

I am a big time winner. I drive a winner car and have a winner house. I worship money and buzzwords like a winner. I remember when I got my winner job at Sacks'O'Goldman. They asked me a few questions that I was well prepared for, as the winner I am.

The first question was "Have you transcended duality?"

The second question was "Do you realize that all thought is electricity and have you been personally all over the universe to verify this, constantly sticking voltmeter prongs into your ears and up your anus?"

The third question was "Will you do, say, or believe anything necessary to not feel like the bitch you are for worshiping money?"

Of course, teh correct answer to all these questions was "YES MASTAR!" in my most robotic voice.

I drive a Hyundai. But it has leather.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20972283
You must move to a website where it matches you IQ. I need only ask you one question to determine whether your IQ is above 130. I have not even asked you the question and you have already revealed that it's below 90.

Move along + please don't come back...
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You must move to a website where it matches you IQ. I need only ask you one question to determine whether your IQ is above 130. I have not even asked you the question and you have already revealed that it's below 90.

Move along + please don't come back...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20999528


I took an IQ test once, it offered me sexual favors before it would tell me the score.

Nya nya.
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You must move to a website where it matches you IQ. I need only ask you one question to determine whether your IQ is above 130. I have not even asked you the question and you have already revealed that it's below 90.

Move along + please don't come back...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20999528


I took an IQ test once, it offered me sexual favors before it would tell me the score.

Nya nya.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21000987
good for you know more...
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good for you know more...
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You seem pretty smart. Can you tell me why "dinosaur" is spelled wrong in this translation?

2Ti 2:20 But in a great house there are not only vessels of gold and of silver, but also of wood and of earth; and some to honour, and some to dishonour.
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i would advice him to get the job done as some say... because the only thing stoping him from doing it is himself/love
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so his self is what is preventing him?? care to elaborate..
 Quoting: bobobibi


love wants to give everyone as many chance's as they can have to save themselves...

but there is a time where justice has to be implemented in order to protect the innocent.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11035687


Show me one that is innocent.

Even in the womb of Woman, thoughts abound that are not tasteful to the 'pure' of Spirit.

And the 'pure' of Spirit dont reside in the lower material realms.

There is the thought of such. The ideal. But not the true and pure embodiment we all like to reference so much.

Show me one of them.

Where are they at?

Pure Gold never tarnishes.

All children grow up to be shitty adults however.
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I think the nobody should drive a better car, date hotter women, go to better schools, and have more money. Then he can afford better foods and be the healthiest nobody evar.

Also, YOU FAWKING WIN!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20972283

The NoBody is walking by faith. Trusting in GOD. Trusting in Jesus Christ. Our Savior. The "Nobody" knows that GOD loves him and no matter what happens, prays GOD'S will be done in The name of Jesus Christ.
The "NoBody" is somebody and is loved. Who knows there is no Savior without GOD. Jesus Christ is The King of Kings and The Lord of Lords. There is no other.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16198217


best post yet!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20898434


... except for buddha ...

Apparently the nobody is here:

[link to www.fatimamovement.com]

1dunno1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 695817


BINGO
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good for you know more...
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You seem pretty smart. Can you tell me why "dinosaur" is spelled wrong in this translation?

2Ti 2:20 But in a great house there are not only vessels of gold and of silver, but also of wood and of earth; and some to honour, and some to dishonour.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21000987

I could tell you all about the sheeps I counted while watching the Olympic Ritual, but that would be the same as counting dinosaurs...
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I could tell you all about the sheeps I counted while watching the Olympic Ritual, but that would be the same as counting dinosaurs...
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You can always count on dinosaurs to put you to sheep.
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I could tell you all about the sheeps I counted while watching the Olympic Ritual, but that would be the same as counting dinosaurs...
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You can always count on dinosaurs to put you to sheep.
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lol

peace
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You must think to yourself – how grateful I am that this wonderful target of opportunity is presenting itself to me at this moment. Think not that your assailant is going to harm you, but take joy in the havoc you’re going to lay on him after he’s been so obliging as to put himself in the position where you can reach him.

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 Quoting: dramahdi


There is no joy in havoc...

Peace we can promote. We can have different views, opinions, though in this world, it's accepting those different views and opinions that causes problems.

To be a product of peace, you must promote peace.

It will happen.
 Quoting: Prophet.


By our fruits we are known. Take a look around. We can do better, a lot better.

The reason the world is as fallen as it is, we have not created enough havoc for the enemy. Here I speak of the modern pharisees, those who know the truth and cynically deny these truths from others.

Wreak havoc upon them, peace doesn't work on everyone.
 Quoting: Anonymous coward 321


I would remind you that Jesus said he came to bring a sword. And he also told his disciples to carry a sword.

We've watered down the message and become a religion of Ned Flanders type pushovers. We are innocent as doves, but we are not wise as serpents. Remember we've been sent among the wolves, but it doesn't mean we stand there and get eaten.
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Rather, lying down, and rolling over, to be eaten, is a sacrifice to everything dark, and evil.
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i would advice him to get the job done as some say... because the only thing stoping him from doing it is himself/love
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11035687


so his self is what is preventing him?? care to elaborate..
 Quoting: bobobibi


love wants to give everyone as many chance's as they can have to save themselves...

but there is a time where justice has to be implemented in order to protect the innocent.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11035687



Show me one that is innocent.

Even in the womb of Woman, thoughts abound that are not tasteful to the 'pure' of Spirit.

And the 'pure' of Spirit dont reside in the lower material realms.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19004483




perhaps not, but their bodies do...
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so his self is what is preventing him?? care to elaborate..
 Quoting: bobobibi


love wants to give everyone as many chance's as they can have to save themselves...

but there is a time where justice has to be implemented in order to protect the innocent.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11035687



Show me one that is innocent.

Even in the womb of Woman, thoughts abound that are not tasteful to the 'pure' of Spirit.

And the 'pure' of Spirit dont reside in the lower material realms.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19004483




perhaps not, but their bodies do...
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what do you mean?
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A lot of people haven't a clue as to what is going on in these "NoBody" threads.

The best advice I could give you is to trust in Jesus Christ.

No one other than GOD The Father is superior.

And if you find yourselves in a situation that doesn't seem normal, you will
want The Lord on your side.

The Lord will not keep the truth from you. Jesus Christ is the truth. And He has the absolute approval of GOD Almighty.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16198217


God the father is superior and allmighty but it was the nobody

Jesus that walked on water and cured the blind, healed the sick etc..

What did the saviour allmighty father did at that time?? Just watch ??
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God the father is superior and allmighty but it was the nobody

Jesus that walked on water and cured the blind, healed the sick etc..

What did the saviour allmighty father did at that time?? Just watch ??

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20831798


Assisted.



hf

Last Edited by Seer777 on 08/01/2012 10:43 AM
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God the father is superior and allmighty but it was the nobody

Jesus that walked on water and cured the blind, healed the sick etc..

What did the saviour allmighty father did at that time?? Just watch ??

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20831798


Assisted.



hf
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Right, right...

He gave him a surfboard and a box full of 3d glasses, correct?? scratching
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God the father is superior and allmighty but it was the nobody

Jesus that walked on water and cured the blind, healed the sick etc..

What did the saviour allmighty father did at that time?? Just watch ??

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Assisted.



hf
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Right, right...

He gave him a surfboard and a box full of 3d glasses, correct?? scratching
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21053198


Go a bit deeper.



hf
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Here's my advice to the nobody: Take comfort in the fact that even though you are going through a really shitty time here on earth it's just temporary. You are going to be like a hero in heaven and an fierce enemy of hell for uncovering the 3 keys of freemasonry,the names of God: Our Lady,Christ,the Holy Ghost. And on behalf of everyone I thank you.
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God the father is superior and allmighty but it was the nobody

Jesus that walked on water and cured the blind, healed the sick etc..

What did the saviour allmighty father did at that time?? Just watch ??

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20831798


Assisted.



hf
 Quoting: Seer777


Right, right...

He gave him a surfboard and a box full of 3d glasses, correct?? scratching
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21053198


Go a bit deeper.



hf
 Quoting: Seer777


Are you trying to tell me that he gave him some of his allmighty power
and at that point he became one with the allmighty but still the father
is the true champion and the son was just a mere pawn doing the fathers
work??
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Here's my advice to the nobody: Take comfort in the fact that even though you are going through a really shitty time here on earth it's just temporary. You are going to be like a hero in heaven and an fierce enemy of hell for uncovering the 3 keys of freemasonry,the names of God: Our Lady,Christ,the Holy Ghost. And on behalf of everyone I thank you.
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Oh fuck. You're not going to spam that over here as well, are you?

Please don't.

spam
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but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, "Wow! What a Ride!"

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You must think to yourself – how grateful I am that this wonderful target of opportunity is presenting itself to me at this moment. Think not that your assailant is going to harm you, but take joy in the havoc you’re going to lay on him after he’s been so obliging as to put himself in the position where you can reach him.

dynamite
abomb
shocked
 Quoting: dramahdi


you're a tranny. i bet.





GLP