The Gold Urinal

Before Obama was elected President he went to see Bill and Hillary for
some campaign advice, at their spacious home.


After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he
could use his personal bathroom.


When he entered Clinton 's private toilet, he was astonished to see that
Clinton had a solid gold urinal! Wow!


That afternoon, Obama told his wife, Michelle, about the urinal. "Just
think,' he said, 'when I am President, I too could have a gold urinal. But
I wouldn't have something so self-indulgent!"


Later, when Michelle had lunch with Hillary, she told Hillary how
impressed Obama had been at his discovery of the fact that, in his private
bathroom . . . Bill had a gold urinal.


That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary
smiled and said to Bill:


"I found out who pissed in your saxophone."