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Jesus Christ is Lord and God

 
friendofGod
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Jesus Christ is Lord and God
John 8:23-25

23 And He said to them, “You are from beneath; I am from above. You are of this world; I am not of this world.

24 Therefore I said to you that you will die in your sins; for if you do not believe that I am He, you will die in your sins.”

25 Then they said to Him, “Who are You?”
And Jesus said to them, “Just what I have been saying to you from the beginning.

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James 2:23 And the Scripture was fulfilled which says, “Abraham believed God, and it was accounted to him for righteousness.” And he was called the friend of God.
Anonymous Coward
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12/22/2005 05:51 PM
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No. Try again.
Sophia

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Hearsay
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ZZZZZzzzzzzz......
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very true, very true indeed! smile_hear
Anonymous Coward
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12/22/2005 05:53 PM
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So do I need to tell them BOTH to FUCK OFF or just one of them?
Freyja

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The earth is flat
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sheepwhip






Z
Free your mind,...your ass will follow.

--- parliament funkadelic
salimandr nli
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12/22/2005 05:56 PM
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56025,
gave away a piece of your heart, did you? sorry you're hurting.

people can let one down...

the creator is simply...the creator and things happen. like chit happens. all in their place they claim. sorry...just have an owie of my own right now.

just don't put expectations on a god and you will never be disappointed.
Cellar Door

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12/22/2005 05:59 PM
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then why doesn't he have his own forum?

scratching

guess it's no fun preaching to the choir
Anonymous Coward
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Christianity stopped being a religion about 1500 years ago.

It has morphed into a flesh-eating virus that attacks the gray matter, rendering the host insane.
zacksavage

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"Christianity stopped being a religion about 1500 years ago.

It has morphed into a flesh-eating virus that attacks the gray matter, rendering the host insane."

Oh my word!! 1rof1




Z
Free your mind,...your ass will follow.

--- parliament funkadelic
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12/22/2005 06:08 PM
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Drop what you're doing and follow the Lord.

Luke 9:59-62 (King James Version)

And he said unto another, Follow me. But he said, Lord, suffer me first to go and bury my father.

Jesus said unto him, Let the dead bury their dead: but go thou and preach the kingdom of God.

And another also said, Lord, I will follow thee; but let me first go bid them farewell, which are at home at my house.

And Jesus said unto him, No man, having put his hand to the plough, and looking back, is fit for the kingdom of God.

((Follow Christ now, not when it becomes convenient.))
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Follow Christ now, not when it becomes convenient
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Christ doesnt want you to follow him, in a sense where you pray to him all the time. Christ wants you to do as he did, sacrifice yourself. Get rid of your ego's , sacrifice yourselves, seperate from your ego's and become like he was, filled with the holy spirit

The holy spirit is God, Christ was just one of the ones who reflected that.
Anonymous Coward
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Yet another strain, the same virus.


And it's S E P A R A T E


Buy a dictionary for Christmas, why don't you.



Why can't Christian's spell?

Hmmmmmmmm...


The flesh-eating virus !!!!!!
Miscreant

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"Christianity stopped being a religion about 1500 years ago.

It has morphed into a flesh-eating virus that attacks the gray matter, rendering the host insane."

applause
99.999% of what affects our reality will be undetectable by our senses. Man must learn to think for himself rather than follow blindly what he has been taught.

-Buckminster Fuller
Anonymous Coward
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12/22/2005 06:22 PM
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"sacrifice yourself."

God doesn't want martyrs. God wants souls who know how to love and deal with life.
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Church of Divine Uncertainty
(and Immaculate Mystery)

Drop what you're doing and join the REAL church (no dogma but a bit of catma):

CDU Ten Suggestions

1. Consider your beliefs are theories subject to never-ending modification if not outright dissolution.

2. Ponder the possibility that you know nothing and are never likely to create anything other than more questions in your search for meaning. So please just consider giving it up and "Surf the Uncertainty, Embrace the Mystery."

3. We propose that you "Covet not your beliefs." They are not truth, and so not worth killing or dying for. And, in fact, truth isn't worth killing or dying for either for that matter. Consider "You are not your beliefs." (so we suggest giving up defending them for greater harmony within and without).

4. Consider: "Belief begins where Truth leaves off" . . .

5. If you must believe, "Believe nothing and believe everything" . . . take your pick . . . or mix and match . . . also "Expect nothing, expect everything." Same non-binding rules apply.


6. Imagine: "You create your own reality until shit happens, then it's God's fault." Don't you feel better already?

7. Ponder that "Paradox Predominates" . . . enjoy Paradox, after all that's one reason Lord Question Mark's invented humor: to help mortals process the Unity of Opposites.

8. If you must question, "Question Reality", both your Personal Projectional Reality and the Consensus Reality.

9. It is suggested: "Don't LEAVE, Just BE" . . . Take the "lieve" out of "be-lieve" and just "be" (so that you aren't leaving being).

10. Consider "Curbing Your Belief Systems" or better yet feeding them to a pack of amphetamine-crazed weiner dogs.
Anonymous Coward
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Get thee behind me little bookworm...and go and crawl back into that dictionary you climbed out of. If the only thing you can come up with is commenting on somebody's spelling, then you must have a really sad life!

Isnt it past your bed time anyway?
salimandr nli
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12/22/2005 06:26 PM
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"God wants souls who know how to love and deal with life"

so he doesn't want babies, eh? they're demanding and don't know love or how to deal in life at all.

see how strange it can all get?
Sophia

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12/22/2005 06:28 PM
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...and he doesn't want men to wear shorts!
Freyja

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he also does not want anyone to work on the Sabbath.

do you think it is still okay to go to walmart then?
Sophia

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12/22/2005 06:34 PM
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It must be confusing knowing which rules to follow to get saved... which ones were changed and don't count anymore, which ones are really the devil in disguise and so on.
Anonymous Coward
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Keep it to yourself, ya addict.
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John 1 (King James Version)

11 He came unto his own, and his own received him not.
Sophia

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"He came unto his own, and his own received him not"

I know how he feels.
friendofGod  (OP)

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Acts 16

30 And he brought them out and said, “Sirs, what must I do to be saved?”

31 So they said, “Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and you will be saved, you and your household.”
James 2:23 And the Scripture was fulfilled which says, “Abraham believed God, and it was accounted to him for righteousness.” And he was called the friend of God.
Sophia

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32 And then do we smite the neighbours for not believing on jesus Christ

33 And he replied yes, a smoting we will go.
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John 15:

24 If I had not done among them the works which no one else did, they would have no sin; but now they have seen and also hated both Me and My Father.

25 But this happened that the word might be fulfilled which is written in their law, ‘They hated Me without a cause.’
James 2:23 And the Scripture was fulfilled which says, “Abraham believed God, and it was accounted to him for righteousness.” And he was called the friend of God.
Anonymous Coward
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Hey Miscreant.

A.J.

How ya doin?
Miscreant

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I THOUGHT it was you, AJ! VERY happy holidays, sweetie.

smooch

I'm doing great, thanks!
99.999% of what affects our reality will be undetectable by our senses. Man must learn to think for himself rather than follow blindly what he has been taught.

-Buckminster Fuller





GLP