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SolitaryWildFlower User ID: 12651076 United States 07/29/2012 01:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am not able to release any more information at this time, i'm putting my life at risk posting here. I feel though, it is my duty to warn people as early as i can to save lives. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20648243 Update 1 The Office of Sir Richard Branson has been in contact within the last 10 minutes. Update 2 Formal representatives from the white house are expected to arrive within an hour to discuss the situation. Holy shit guys he's right! I SAW A POST LEAKED JUST NOW!! show us fool ! But seriously, show us I see the sadness behind the smile. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 20648243 United Kingdom 07/29/2012 01:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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Liquid_Pestilence User ID: 11808335 United States 07/29/2012 01:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I've been told that 'Operation Zeta' is under way, can anybody shed any light on this? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20648243 operation zeta looks really lame: [link to org.elon.edu] "Fear paints pictures of ghosts and hangs them in the gallery of ignorance." Robert Green Ingersoll |
18770744 User ID: 18770744 Czechia 07/29/2012 01:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | (...) Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20648243 The Scientists over here have predicted that the Asteroid will make impact with Earth at approximately 2200hrs GMT on 2nd August 2012. (...) Furthermore, our early calculations for the day of impact were wrong, it seems the Asteroid will enter our atmosphere on either the 4th of August or the 5th. Our operations manager is currently in contact with Washington discussing the scenario in depth. Respectfully. It looks like the object is deaccelerating maybe with intention of landing not hitting. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 20648243 United Kingdom 07/29/2012 01:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | From first glance, it looks like Clinton is here with a team of suited individuals of whom I do not recognize. I'm being called to take part in Operation zeta now. I'll update when i know more. Respectfully, |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 17839644 Spain 07/29/2012 01:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I've been told that 'Operation Zeta' is under way, can anybody shed any light on this? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20648243 operation zeta looks really lame: [link to org.elon.edu] Satanic infiltrators |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 19108954 United States 07/29/2012 01:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I also work with OP in his mothers basement space laboratory and can confirm that indeed we did take large copious amounts of LSD and DMT and i came down but Jimmy never did and now his is on this tirade about an asteroid impacting earth because he slipper on a puddle of jizz and banged his head that I released while i was inebriated from my sate of psychosis, now he is hiding in the bathroom convulsing about this asteroid shit and wont open the door. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18286255 |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1389834 Puerto Rico 07/29/2012 01:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | (...) Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20648243 The Scientists over here have predicted that the Asteroid will make impact with Earth at approximately 2200hrs GMT on 2nd August 2012. (...) Furthermore, our early calculations for the day of impact were wrong, it seems the Asteroid will enter our atmosphere on either the 4th of August or the 5th. Our operations manager is currently in contact with Washington discussing the scenario in depth. Respectfully. It looks like the object is deaccelerating maybe with intention of landing not hitting. OH CRAP!!!...DADDY IS COMING...Gotta go!!...You know how he is with that whole wrath thing! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 20737157 United States 07/29/2012 01:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 5 U.S Army helicopters have just landed outside, it seems they are coming in force! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20648243 From first glance, it looks like Clinton is here with a team of suited individuals of whom I do not recognize. I'm being called to take part in Operation zeta now. I'll update when i know more. Respectfully, much respect, brother. keep us updated, i want to know exactly where its gonna land. so that i can stand underneath it and end this retarded misery. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 8055979 United States 07/29/2012 01:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I've been told that 'Operation Zeta' is under way, can anybody shed any light on this? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20648243 operation zeta looks really lame: [link to org.elon.edu] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 14816749 United States 07/29/2012 01:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 5 U.S Army helicopters have just landed outside, it seems they are coming in force! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20648243 From first glance, it looks like Clinton is here with a team of suited individuals of whom I do not recognize. I'm being called to take part in Operation zeta now. I'll update when i know more. Respectfully, much respect, brother. keep us updated, i want to know exactly where its gonna land. so that i can stand underneath it and end this retarded misery. Ya know, you have the right, for now, to exercise your 2nd amendment right... just saying... |
Shinnob User ID: 14866019 United States 07/29/2012 01:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Friends, Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20648243 Early simulations are showing that the impact zone will be in the south Atlantic sea area. Again, I must stress that this is not a hoax. We must alert as many as possible before time runs out. Furthermore, our early calculations for the day of impact were wrong, it seems the Asteroid will enter our atmosphere on either the 4th of August or the 5th. Our operations manager is currently in contact with Washington discussing the scenario in depth. Respectfully. Well then a mass of military will soon start flying over dropping off the elites to the bunkers...could get interesting oh for sure. I would watch where Bill Gates and some of these ultra elites are at. When Rockefeller and them all go poof then you know something is up. Cannot remember where this sight was, but people who see celebrities take a photo then post it online from there phone. I laughing here, but then again its like, who is flying into Denver. Your Anishinaabe friend Shinnob, Shinnob @ you tube. |
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diveplane User ID: 20620310 United States 07/29/2012 01:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am not able to release any more information at this time, i'm putting my life at risk posting here. I feel though, it is my duty to warn people as early as i can to save lives. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20648243 Update 1 The Office of Sir Richard Branson has been in contact within the last 10 minutes. Update 2 Formal representatives from the white house are expected to arrive within an hour to discuss the situation. Holy shit guys he's right! I SAW A POST LEAKED JUST NOW!! link? ..dive dive dive... |
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ohnonotagain User ID: 1366653 United States 07/29/2012 01:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 5 U.S Army helicopters have just landed outside, it seems they are coming in force! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20648243 From first glance, it looks like Clinton is here with a team of suited individuals of whom I do not recognize. I'm being called to take part in Operation zeta now. I'll update when i know more. Respectfully, Why the fuck would Clinton be there? Now, Operation Zeta? Is Nancy your Mom? You better quit before she finds out your playing games on her PC. "The Tree of Liberty is Thirsty and needs Watering" -Me |
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