From the country that gave you the greatest empire the world has ever known.

The greatest modern Olympics the world has ever known.

We give you........drum roll......the greatest closing ceremony the world has ever known.

Grab yourselves an atlas ( For you Americans, that's a coloured book thingy with pictures of countries) and wonder, just wonder, at how this little lump of rock in the Atlantic gave the world so much.

Find a television, pour yourself a cold one, or whatever passes for beer in your part of the world, and join in the fun.