Holy freakin shit. It's going down in London right now.

Well the Romans told them that maybe painting yourself blue and setting big rocks on top of each other wasn't high civilization. They stayed for awhile to get the point across. It took awhile but they learned.

We used those experiences to mould us into one of the greatest nations the world has ever known.

You?

From the country that gave you the greatest empire the world has ever known.

The greatest modern Olympics the world has ever known.

We give you........drum roll......the greatest closing ceremony the world has ever known.

Grab yourselves an atlas ( For you Americans, that's a coloured book thingy with pictures of countries) and wonder, just wonder, at how this little lump of rock in the Atlantic gave the world so much.

Find a television, pour yourself a cold one, or whatever passes for beer in your part of the world, and join in the fun.

From the country that gave you the greatest empire the world has ever known.

The greatest modern Olympics the world has ever known.

We give you........drum roll......the greatest closing ceremony the world has ever known.

Grab yourselves an atlas ( For you Americans, that's a coloured book thingy with pictures of countries) and wonder, just wonder, at how this little lump of rock in the Atlantic gave the world so much.

Find a television, pour yourself a cold one, or whatever passes for beer in your part of the world, and join in the fun.

All i saw was a bunch of homos being worshipped. George Micheal,Freddie Mercury, Elton John, Pet Shop Boys.