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Top ten ways for a doomtard to relieve the miserably crippling boredom of his/her pointless, wasted existence

 
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Top ten ways for a doomtard to relieve the miserably crippling boredom of his/her pointless, wasted existence
Top ten ways for a doomtard to relieve the miserably crippling boredom of his/her pointless, wasted existence:

1. Start looking for "things that seem different" about the sun and moon. "Is the moon in a different place than it used to be?" "Does sunlight feel somehow different now than when we were kids?"

2. Start looking for "chemtrails" in every air contrail.

3. Start looking for "Nibiru" in every photo of outer space.

4. Start looking for "Morgellon's" in every itchy spot on their unwashed body.

5. Start looking for TEOTWAWKI in every news story about every country in the Middle East.

6. Post countless links about the horrors of GMOs and artificial sweeteners, even though you've made no effort to stop eating them yourself.

7. Make posts that no one will read (like "Top ten ways for a doomtard to relieve the miserably crippling boredom of his/her pointless, wasted existence")

8. Make snarky one-sentence comebacks to long, well-thought-out posts (like "Top ten ways for a doomtard to relieve the miserably crippling boredom of his/her pointless, wasted existence")

9. Porn.

10. Porn.
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Re: Top ten ways for a doomtard to relieve the miserably crippling boredom of his/her pointless, wasted existence
The point is They will bitch until the LAWS and the GOVERNMENT go FULL HIPPIE on the World and Everything is Free abundant Healthy and Real until then.

We will live under LAWS that OPPRESS CONTROL us like We are in a SIMs Video game and the player is a Bi polar asshole.

Life sucks and its Awesome I cant do shit about it unless I have billions of dollars or Super human powers according to Movies and Cartoons. SO stoner Ill just Sit back chill and Enjoy The Biggest Amusement ride of all time EARTH, not Much to enjoy Tho I am Afraid But What ever I dont Care.
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08/12/2012 04:25 PM
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Re: Top ten ways for a doomtard to relieve the miserably crippling boredom of his/her pointless, wasted existence
cheers
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Re: Top ten ways for a doomtard to relieve the miserably crippling boredom of his/her pointless, wasted existence
cheers
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Take it from a mason.

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