Funny Chinese Names

Chu Kok.

:pooping1:

I used to go around telling people:

How Long is a china man............

people started saying, oh about 5' 5" never any higher than that.

I say, "no, I'm just telling you, "How Long is a china man......"

they say, "I don't know, less than 6 feet?"

I say, "I'm not asking you, I'm telling you, How Long is a china man........."

They get so frustrated and walk away.......

But they never get, I'm telling them the name of the guy, his name is "How Long" and he is a "china man"..... LOL...that gets em everytime..............

1) That's not right ....................... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?............. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP................................ *** Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man ........................... Dum ***
5) Small Horse ......................... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? ............ Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table ........ Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift ........... Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here ................. Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet ........... Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone ................ No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu *** Nao
13) Staying out of sight ................ Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile .......... Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive ........... Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great .................................. Fa Kin Su Pah

Eng ** Sum Dum Geye

lol

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