I want to live my next life backwards | |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 12870145 United States 08/31/2012 09:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I want to live my next life backwards Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22883464 You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat. Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks. When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon you're too young to work. So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, and party. As you get even younger, you become a kid again. You go to elementary school, play, and have no responsibilities. In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy. You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap. Until finally... You finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case Yes. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. Played by Brad Pitt a few years back. Nice try though! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1353917 Canada 08/31/2012 09:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I want to live my next life backwards Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22883464 You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat. Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks. When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon you're too young to work. So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, and party. As you get even younger, you become a kid again. You go to elementary school, play, and have no responsibilities. In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy. You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap. Until finally... You finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case Awesome insight regardless who thought it up. Just as painful though, even backwards. PEACE |
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anti-agenda21 User ID: 1462016 Canada 08/31/2012 10:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I want to live my next life backwards Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22883464 You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat. Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks. When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon you're too young to work. So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, and party. As you get even younger, you become a kid again. You go to elementary school, play, and have no responsibilities. In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy. You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap. Until finally... You finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case FANTASTIC !! GOOD ONE. japan ac has it right. |
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