Maybe it's time for another slide...

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

Sounds legit...

Motor symptoms

1. Body assuming and maintaining strange positions for no apparent reason.

2. Body becoming frozen or locked into strange positions and immovable.

3. Breathing spontaneously stopping or becoming rapid, shallow, or deep for no apparent reason.

4. Spontaneous involuntary bodily movements.


Somatosensory Symptoms

5. Spontaneous deep ecstatic tickle or orgasmic feeling.

6. Physical sensations starting in the feet, legs or pelvis, and moving up the back and neck to the top of the head, down the forehead, over the face, then to the throat, and ending in the abdomen.

7. Extreme sensations of heat or cold moving through the body.

8. Moving pockets of bodily heat or cold being extreme enough to burn or otherwise affect someone else or an inanimate object.

9. Pains in specific parts of the body that begin and end abruptly.

10. Tingling, vibration, itching or tickling on the skin or inside the body.


Audiovisual symptoms

11. Internal noises, such as whistling, hissing, chirping, roaring or flutelike sounds.

12. Internal voices.

13. Internal lights or colors illuminating parts of the body

14. Internal lights bright enough to illuminate a dark room.


Mental symptoms

15. Observing oneself, including one's thoughts, as if one were a bystander.

16. Sudden, intense ecstacy, bliss, peace, love, devotion, joy, or cosmic unity.

17. Sudden intense fear, anxiety, depression, hatred or confusion.

18. Thoughts spontaneously speeding up, slowing down, or stopping altogether.

19. Experiencing oneself as physically larger than the body.