What Did They Construct Under the White House?

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Crawlspaces between levels.

Indium iridium alloy substrate level pins for blocking elf waves.

Most big gov things have them now, globally, many gov'ts. Long pins that surround the building, underground, to break up soundwaves generated by activity in the place. Interference pattern. I recommend it to any large corporation that wants to keep its secrets.

There's a portal, it's like a metal slide, that they can go through to shoot to the underground emergency evacuation places.

The hideaway is, you walk down the hall, you leave the building, there's this shed with a door and a radar on top of it. That's where obama takes his smoke breaks.

BARRYS UNDERGROUND GAY BATHHOUSE AND GAY HOTTUBS!!!!!