Fellow Sovereigns,

As you know, somehow - and I just can't figure out how - the evil federal corporation recently arrested our President Tim Turner. They must have obviously just broken the law, as CLEARLY we have been told the government cannot touch sovereigns!

Anyways, to make things worse, the evil municipal corporation known as the federal government has filed a motion to keep President Turner detained until trial!

[link to www.cheatingfrenzy.com]

There reason? Because President Turner apparently had set up a private jet to flee to Malta in the event of the evil corporation ever going after him. That must be a lie, I mean, after all, he is the President - right?