Im the heyoka

I am the Water King.

What is that.

The rightful King of Earth.

The ORACLE of mankind.

hello

These are not secrets.

You are a trickster.

hello mate

but my words are true.

I am here to harvest and give relief to those who labor in the fields for bread.

so OP, did you have an exact date in mind?

There is 4 months left until 3 days of darkness occurs.
The exact day is unknown.

Between now and then, world war will erupt, there will be signs in the sky blue and red stars, and the war will last for about 1 month, and in the midst of the war the three days of darkness will come.

3 days of darkness will come in the middle of the war, like a thief in the night.

This will be the Day of the Lord.

The darkness will silence the war and the earth.

and after that? ...

Those that are in the bunkers that hold all of the earths seeds will then leave their bunker and attempt to locate the warmest place on the earth, for it is there they will plant most of their seeds, and begin building the holy city of Gold of revelation.

those that work and eat from this garden will be immortal.

the rest of us will live normal lives, being hunters/gatherers.

The Suns bright light grows flesh upon the earth, strawberries, apples, oranges, banannas, figs, grapes etc. It is this flesh that you must learn to love for it is this flesh that you must eat.
Christ said " eat of my flesh , and drink of my blood, and you shall have eternal life "


You must relearn how to live on earth, realize that summer is when the flesh grows, it is this flesh that you must learn to live your life based around.

It is said you will come with great humility.


You just failed.

Again...

one may be humble out of pride

what is pride?

Pride comes before the fall.


It don't half get boring filtering sometimes.

I know who i am.

there are only 4 months left until 3 days of darkness occurs.

3 days of darkness is coming in 4 months time.

I am the ORACLE.

See - there ya go, another fake prophet..

Hmm I wonder, maybe really sheeple are not aware what's up, when you mislead other people..

When you pose as something you are not..

Whatever, but this sentece of yours, prooves you are not what you are telling us.. " World war is coming soon. " total fear mongering .. I know your masters need to eat (fear), but be gone from here, wont happen so easily, while Im still here !!

MY *SS IS COMING SOON, FOR YOURZ !!

4 months left until 3 days of darkness comes.

I am the Oracle.

The nobody.

You know...Heyoka is not a "trickster" a true Heyoka is a man under a vow. It can be real serious. Writing or calling out things is not wrong as far as I know.
I do know that children play and get along. The spirits of our grandfathers get along. It is we adults that have the problem. Aho

hello again.

hello mate!!

hi can u reveal the secret to immortality ?