mike
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09/28/2012 09:23 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Two Aliens On Another Planet Talking About Humans Two aliens on another planet talking about humans...
"Hey lets go to earth" !!!
"Why" ???
"It's a free for all there" !!!
"Have'nt you heard" ???
"Real good humanoid hunting" !!!
"No way" ???
"Now get ready for this and best of all" !!!
"The humanoid life forms there Don't Believe Eachother When Someone Dares To talk About What They Saw Us Doing To Them" !!!
"Are you serious" ???
"Yep and they're trained to ridicule eachother instead" !!!
"They live in denial and would rather make fun of eachother while laughing and joking instead of standing together and doing something about it" !!!
"Wow,who would have guessed they're that stupid,naive, obedient and easily deceived" !!!
"You can do whatever you want to them,track,abduct,molest, clone,teleport,monitor,vaporize,mutilate and harvest" !!!
"It's Unbelievable" !!!
'"I bagged four of them out in their woods camping just the other night" !!!
"What did you do with them" ???
"I sold them to the syrians for 2000 zendolites and now those humanoids are mining diamond ore on aldebaran" !!!
"That's a damn good price 500 each" !!!
"I sure could use a new saucer,the one i've got has flown a lotta light years " !!!
"Well then,you should think about joining me next time i go to earth and hunt" !!!
"And check this out" !!!
"If you give their dominating and controlling earth leaders a few of our worn out toys,they'll act like nothings going on" !!!
"Really,this is just too damn good to be true" !!!
"And don't tell anyone else this,but i heard a rumor that the humanoids have souls and will actually give them away without a struggle for earth money" !!!
"You know how much humanoid souls are worth to those reptilians and insectoids" !!!
"I'm in,when do we leave" ???
"Right now,you warm up the saucer" !!!
"I'll get the levitation device and mind control spray" !!!
"We're outta here" !!! |
mike (OP)
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09/29/2012 09:37 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Two Aliens On Another Planet Talking About Humans No comments?...Hmmmmm?...I read this threads opening post to a few people and they thought it was really good and very true,but then again,the truth hurts,doesnt it? |
Anonymous Coward
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09/29/2012 09:48 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Two Aliens On Another Planet Talking About Humans the truth only hurts when its written badly |
Anonymous Coward
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09/29/2012 10:11 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Two Aliens On Another Planet Talking About Humans
IDK...I kinda thought it was cute. But so predictable. We already know who they are and what will happen. How about you continue it and have them be tortured by some rednecks? I have a better idea but maybe you'll come up with it and I wouldn't want it to be a spoiler if you do. |
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09/29/2012 01:06 PM
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omar
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09/29/2012 01:12 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Two Aliens On Another Planet Talking About Humans I like squishing aliens. :spyda: |
Anonymous Coward
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09/29/2012 01:12 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Two Aliens On Another Planet Talking About Humans
alternative conversation between two aliens: A1: Did you know humans do this thing called "laughing"? A2: Not heard of that - what is it? A1: Basically they use their vocal chords to make this loud, repetitive "ha" sound, and they derive a great deal of pleasure from it. A2: WTF? |
mike (OP)
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09/30/2012 08:56 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Two Aliens On Another Planet Talking About Humans the truth only hurts when its written badly
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24369174 Im no shakespeare and i'm no daniel webster either, but however written,i think the sharp point of my opening post is obvious...theres animal mutilations,ufo sightings and alien encounters and abductions happenng all the time and most sightings and encounters remain unreported for fear of ridicule and our leaders act like nothing unusual is going on,because they are more than well aware... |
