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France 1968: a Catholic priest attempted to take out Mitt Romney, who miraculously arose from the dead

 
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Re: France 1968: a Catholic priest attempted to take out Mitt Romney, who miraculously arose from the dead
damned

Mitt was driving a Citroën DS south from Bordeaux when the carload of Mormon missionaries was smashed into head-on by a priest speeding down the road. The woman sitting next to Mitt was killed.


Romney had to be pried out of the car - he was so seriously injured that the police officer who first responded believed him to be dead and wrote "Il est mort" - he is dead - in Romney's passport.


Mitt was in a coma but apparently recovered easily.


pope2
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shame the eyes never regained their sparkle and remained dead to the outside world


tbh i thought this thread was going to be some analogy to hidden love ( brokeback style ) but never mind

glad to know mitters can have overt brain damage and still be considered smart enough to vie for POTUS

i guess bush lowered the bar for everyone
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10/03/2012 08:57 PM
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Re: France 1968: a Catholic priest attempted to take out Mitt Romney, who miraculously arose from the dead
Why is it all these politicians and or their wives have all this weird shit going on

Remember the story about Laura Bush; hitting someone head on??

And then there is the Ted Kennedy woman drowned in the car story...
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That woman that Kennedy killed lived literally five minutes up the road from where I live today. I actually pass the house everyday to work lol.
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Re: France 1968: a Catholic priest attempted to take out Mitt Romney, who miraculously arose from the dead
LOL the bible makes it clear who the antichrist is... it is the PAPACY! Don't try to put a person or power there that's not correct. The bible isn't open for private interpretation! All one has to do is study prophecy and history and it's 100% obviously clear the antichrist power is the Papacy!
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10/03/2012 09:13 PM
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Re: France 1968: a Catholic priest attempted to take out Mitt Romney, who miraculously arose from the dead
LOL the bible makes it clear who the antichrist is... it is the PAPACY! Don't try to put a person or power there that's not correct. The bible isn't open for private interpretation! All one has to do is study prophecy and history and it's 100% obviously clear the antichrist power is the Papacy!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4990480


You say the bible is not open for private interpretation, yet you are a protestant. This, my friend, is called hypocrisy.

And besides, it was a church council that determined which books are canon and which are not. The fact that you unwaveringly accept the books of the OT and NT implies you accept the authority of the church!

Which bring me to my next point: here is the fundamental between the protestants and apostolic Christianity (Catholics and Orthodox) - the protestants believe that Christianity is based on the Bible, whereas Christians believe that the Bible is based on Christianity. In the early church, there really was no Bible as we know it today. (If you are like most protestants, you haven't read the writing of the so-called Apostolic Fathers - first generation bishops who wrote about the faith. They describe the church as being centered around the bishops. They talked about the sacraments and ordination and apostolic succession -a far, far cry from the arrogance and stupidity of Martin Luther.)
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10/05/2012 01:29 AM
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Re: France 1968: a Catholic priest attempted to take out Mitt Romney, who miraculously arose from the dead
Where did he go while he was comatose and why did he come back?

He still has dead eyes.
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10/05/2012 01:31 AM
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Re: France 1968: a Catholic priest attempted to take out Mitt Romney, who miraculously arose from the dead
lol, here we go...

he's prolly not human, nor as any other president. All lizards.

And/or the sicko priest abused him on the spot and tried to cover up by declaring him dead.
"A strange game. The only winning move is not to play." - 'Wargames'

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Can't believe others are seriously responding to this thread. This is the kind of thread that should be removed just because you are reporting something that isn't even true.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23681832


not even true and YOU KNOW IT AND POSTED ANYWAY. You are the lowest of the low.
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The crash happened exactly as described.
Romney was nearly killed by a catholic priest in 1968 and was pronounced dead on the scene.
Look at the damn pictures, do a google search.
It's a fact of history.
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It never happened bsflag
caz
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10/05/2012 06:23 AM
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Re: France 1968: a Catholic priest attempted to take out Mitt Romney, who miraculously arose from the dead
the Anti-Christ?

and so it begins...
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the Anti-Christ?

and so it begins...
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No I don't think so. We still need the current pope to be replaced by the last pope before the antichrist takes the stage.
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bsflag bsflag bsflag bsflag bsflag bsflag bsflag bsflag bsflag bsflag bsflag bsflag bsflag bsflag bsflag bsflag bsflag bsflag bsflag bsflag bsflag bsflag bsflag bsflag
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Can't believe others are seriously responding to this thread. This is the kind of thread that should be removed just because you are reporting something that isn't even true.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23681832


GLP has the intelligence level of the Monty Python skit where the townspeople discuss burning a witch. If she sinks, she's not a which. If she floats, BURN HER. Problem is, they don't know it. 2nd problem, this is not a skit.

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Re: France 1968: a Catholic priest attempted to take out Mitt Romney, who miraculously arose from the dead
Il est mort.
Mitt est mort.



damned
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Can't believe others are seriously responding to this thread. This is the kind of thread that should be removed just because you are reporting something that isn't even true.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23681832


not even true and YOU KNOW IT AND POSTED ANYWAY. You are the lowest of the low.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23681832


The crash happened exactly as described.
Romney was nearly killed by a catholic priest in 1968 and was pronounced dead on the scene.
Look at the damn pictures, do a google search.
It's a fact of history.
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It never happened bsflag
 Quoting: grasptheuniverse


Yes it did.

In fact, the priest is still alive in his 90s.
You can go ask him.
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Re: France 1968: a Catholic priest attempted to take out Mitt Romney, who miraculously arose from the dead
Thread: Mitt Romney Fits The Anti Christ Description The Most.
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10/07/2012 10:22 PM
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Re: France 1968: a Catholic priest attempted to take out Mitt Romney, who miraculously arose from the dead
Romney has dead eyes and no conscience.

uhoh
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10/10/2012 12:37 AM
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Re: France 1968: a Catholic priest attempted to take out Mitt Romney, who miraculously arose from the dead
Saw the crash discussed on Frontline tonight.
It happened.
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10/20/2012 04:12 AM
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Re: France 1968: a Catholic priest attempted to take out Mitt Romney, who miraculously arose from the dead
His campaign has kind of risen from the dead as well.
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10/20/2012 04:15 AM

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Re: France 1968: a Catholic priest attempted to take out Mitt Romney, who miraculously arose from the dead
what I find amazing is that he was officially declared dead on the scene.
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Me too. I've never heard of this. I wonder why it not mainstream.

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Re: France 1968: a Catholic priest attempted to take out Mitt Romney, who miraculously arose from the dead
Why is it all these politicians and or their wives have all this weird shit going on

Remember the story about Laura Bush; hitting someone head on??

And then there is the Ted Kennedy woman drowned in the car story...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23487446


1rof11rof1 1rof11rof1

Surprise attack of laughter.

Thanks!

Miggy
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Re: France 1968: a Catholic priest attempted to take out Mitt Romney, who miraculously arose from the dead
so thats what did it...
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Re: France 1968: a Catholic priest attempted to take out Mitt Romney, who miraculously arose from the dead
This is not, what the head wound means, everything in the revelations, is concerning the journey of the self ....every soul is the anti CHRIST...until you learn the way of righteousness...to write your new name as truth...heart see truth...MWELLK
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Re: France 1968: a Catholic priest attempted to take out Mitt Romney, who miraculously arose from the dead
the Anti-Christ?

and so it begins...
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No I don't think so. We still need the current pope to be replaced by the last pope before the antichrist takes the stage.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4443279


Agreed.

But we're just about there, aren't we?

How long does JP have left?

Miggy
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Re: France 1968: a Catholic priest attempted to take out Mitt Romney, who miraculously arose from the dead
a picture of young Mittens
looks almost like Jim Carrey.

wtf ???
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Yes Man? or Liar Liar?
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Re: France 1968: a Catholic priest attempted to take out Mitt Romney, who miraculously arose from the dead
what I find amazing is that he was officially declared dead on the scene.
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wtf 10