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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 24797199  United States10/02/2012 02:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 19932676 United States10/02/2012 02:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hi. Quoting: kamalayka I do not expect anybody to believe me, but I still need to get this off my chest. I am very tired right now, so I won't go into details. Just allow me to state the following basic facts: I am from the exact date March 29, 2089. I've been here for months. Nothing can help me. I am a weary soul dealt a crushing blow by fate. I am alone and have nobody to confide in. My only consolation is knowing that my words that I write here today will exist in cyberspace forever. I understand what this forum is. I've browsed it, hoping to find someone out there like me. (I know of at least a handful of other who were stranded more or less in the same time as myself. We are all within a decade or so of each other.) PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE If, somehow, by chance, by the mercy of God Almighty, one of my colleagues IS reading these words, then PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE contact me. If you know somebody/of somebody who claims to be from the exact date of March 29, 2089, then PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let them know of this post. I am a lost voyager at sea. I have no hope. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, if you are one of my colleagues, then contact me somehow. And if you think I am crazy, then that's fine. But if you know of ANYBODY who has mentioned on this site or elsewhere (or even better yet, in person) being from the exact date of March 29, 2089, no matter how silly or impossible or crazy this whole thing seems, then PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let me know/let them know. If answering your questions about your future helps my cause any, than by all means ask away. But I am so desperate and afraid. see highlighted portion above. LOL. I am one of your colleagues, I am now contacting you. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1534270 United States10/02/2012 02:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hi. Quoting: kamalayka I do not expect anybody to believe me, but I still need to get this off my chest. I am very tired right now, so I won't go into details. Just allow me to state the following basic facts: I am from the exact date March 29, 2089. I've been here for months. Nothing can help me. I am a weary soul dealt a crushing blow by fate. I am alone and have nobody to confide in. My only consolation is knowing that my words that I write here today will exist in cyberspace forever. I understand what this forum is. I've browsed it, hoping to find someone out there like me. (I know of at least a handful of other who were stranded more or less in the same time as myself. We are all within a decade or so of each other.) PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE If, somehow, by chance, by the mercy of God Almighty, one of my colleagues IS reading these words, then PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE contact me. If you know somebody/of somebody who claims to be from the exact date of March 29, 2089, then PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let them know of this post. I am a lost voyager at sea. I have no hope. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, if you are one of my colleagues, then contact me somehow. And if you think I am crazy, then that's fine. But if you know of ANYBODY who has mentioned on this site or elsewhere (or even better yet, in person) being from the exact date of March 29, 2089, no matter how silly or impossible or crazy this whole thing seems, then PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let me know/let them know. If answering your questions about your future helps my cause any, than by all means ask away. But I am so desperate and afraid. see highlighted portion above. LOL. I am one of your colleagues, I am now contacting you. How in hell do you morans get stuck here anyway??? I'm loosing hope for the future. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 24800467 United States10/02/2012 02:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 24797199 United States10/02/2012 02:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I see some people want to know what 2089 was like. It's a bit hard. How would you describe Youtube to Abe Lincoln? One revelation spawns a dozen more questions: "What's the internet? What's a website? What's a viral video? What's a video? Be as specific as you can in your questions, and I'll be as general as I can. As for the 2012 presidential race: There was a President Romney, but it wasn't 2012. Obama won his second term, but then Romney won after that. (I can't recall who he ran against anymore than you'd be able to recall who Chester A. Arthur ran against.) |
| stillhere User ID: 16315970 United States10/02/2012 02:38 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 24507357 United States10/02/2012 02:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Funny how almost a hundred years into the future.. and not a SINGLE change in dialect..sentence structure.. or even an unfamiliar (future) word is used in a half page of text. Language evolves.. and new words come about. surely something wouldve popped up in your language if this were true. |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 24797199 United States10/02/2012 02:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| Medic User ID: 1366222 United States10/02/2012 02:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I see some people want to know what 2089 was like. Quoting: kamalayka It's a bit hard. How would you describe Youtube to Abe Lincoln? One revelation spawns a dozen more questions: "What's the internet? What's a website? What's a viral video? What's a video? Be as specific as you can in your questions, and I'll be as general as I can. As for the 2012 presidential race: There was a President Romney, but it wasn't 2012. Obama won his second term, but then Romney won after that. (I can't recall who he ran against anymore than you'd be able to recall who Chester A. Arthur ran against.) Its easy to describe to us, to describe to abe lincoln, it woul dhave been harder, but we have had computers, tv's, electronics for a while, so go ahead and tell us. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1534270 United States10/02/2012 02:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I see some people want to know what 2089 was like. Quoting: kamalayka It's a bit hard. How would you describe Youtube to Abe Lincoln? One revelation spawns a dozen more questions: "What's the internet? What's a website? What's a viral video? What's a video? Be as specific as you can in your questions, and I'll be as general as I can. MEGA MILLION. STATE OF GEORGIA. NEXT.WEEK. |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 24797199 United States10/02/2012 02:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | As for the language question: 1. I was recruited for this nearly three years in advance. My training consisted, among other things, in 45 minutes of daily reading of archived internet conversation from your time and constant conversation with peers and teachers in our facility using ONLY the language of this time. We learned how people folded paper money. (There is NO paper in 2089. It's one of those things you hear about but never see. The first time I ever touched it I got goosebumps from like - sort of like somebody scratching a fork on a plate.) In short, I went through EXTENSIVE culture training. I also have been here for several months now. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1445731 United States10/02/2012 02:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| Medic User ID: 1366222 United States10/02/2012 02:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | As for the language question: Quoting: kamalayka 1. I was recruited for this nearly three years in advance. My training consisted, among other things, in 45 minutes of daily reading of archived internet conversation from your time and constant conversation with peers and teachers in our facility using ONLY the language of this time. We learned how people folded paper money. (There is NO paper in 2089. It's one of those things you hear about but never see. The first time I ever touched it I got goosebumps from like - sort of like somebody scratching a fork on a plate.) In short, I went through EXTENSIVE culture training. I also have been here for several months now. Then why would you have come here? |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1534270 United States10/02/2012 02:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | As for the language question: Quoting: kamalayka 1. I was recruited for this nearly three years in advance. My training consisted, among other things, in 45 minutes of daily reading of archived internet conversation from your time and constant conversation with peers and teachers in our facility using ONLY the language of this time. We learned how people folded paper money. (There is NO paper in 2089. It's one of those things you hear about but never see. The first time I ever touched it I got goosebumps from like - sort of like somebody scratching a fork on a plate.) In short, I went through EXTENSIVE culture training. I also have been here for several months now. Have you ever... held a pencil?  |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 24553925 United States10/02/2012 02:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I see some people want to know what 2089 was like. Quoting: kamalayka It's a bit hard. How would you describe Youtube to Abe Lincoln? One revelation spawns a dozen more questions: "What's the internet? What's a website? What's a viral video? What's a video? Be as specific as you can in your questions, and I'll be as general as I can. As for the 2012 presidential race: There was a President Romney, but it wasn't 2012. Obama won his second term, but then Romney won after that. (I can't recall who he ran against anymore than you'd be able to recall who Chester A. Arthur ran against.) You would tell him that youtube is like watching the world in a little window are you really that stupid. a viral video is like a viral newspaper. a website its like a one page newspaper dude youre not trying hard enough |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 24797199 United States10/02/2012 02:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Our "computers" are not as you would recognize them. Yes, they are computers in that they handle and transer data. But they are so different than what you people have. For one thing, they are largely organic. It's not my area of knowledge at all, but I can tell you that using a "computer" in my time is sort of like using an extention of yourself. I don't mean to sound evasive, but it's the best I can describe it. It's like "putting on" an arm or a foot to perform a task, and then taking it off when you are done! |
| stillhere User ID: 16315970 United States10/02/2012 02:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
