Does Your Need for Freedom Flag You As A Terrorist?!!!

These are some warning signs that that you have turned into a terrorist who will soon kill your co-workers, according to the U.S. military. You’ve recently changed your “choices in entertainment.” You have “peculiar discussions.” You “complain about bias,” you’re “socially withdrawn” and you’re frustrated with “mainstream ideologies.” Your “Risk Factors for Radicalization” include “Social Networks” and “Youth.”

Our so-called "government" is afraid of pretty much everyone these days, aren't they?



Remember when the Berlin Wall came down, and the Soviet Union collapsed?

One day they were there, and the next day....

gone

poof!

At least they were fairly civilized about it.

When it happens here, things could get ugly.

I've thought green things.

Wait until the thought police show up to find out if you are a terrorist. And no, I'm not joking. Mind reading is getting easier everyday.

Wait for mod approval, OP.

:whichareyou:

I think being a convicted terrorist is probably my biggest gripe about being a convicted terrorist.

Oh sorry, that's "suspected domestic terrorist", whatever that means.

What's so suspect about being criminally insane and bringing anguish down on nearly all those you encounter? That's a talent! We used to reward the talented, now we just brand em and put em out to pasture.

And there you go, OP.

Interestingly I had two or three greens, and one yellow doing a non-biased observation of myself. What's scary is how many mild things are mixed in with the "holy fuck G-bay material" options. For instance, the two or three greens were stuff that applies to any withdrawn computer nerd. The yellow is that I don't agree we should be doing a war on terror and agree that sometimes WE (America) can be the enemy.

So that automatically flags me as a threat. That's pretty scary when you see right below that yellow is "recruits for extremist causes" I mean wtf... oh well. I guess they have to cover the bases.

Also, 5*'s and suggesting pin.

So, if your public educational brainwashing has failed to convince you of the belief in authority, you are flagged.

Well it's not like they did'nt already know.

I easily file under just about every criteria.

This might as well be a checklist for living. If you don't meet these requirements, you're fucking boring.