The wife is away. Got some bad-ass weed, beer, pizza, and a hooker coming over. Ask me a question!

Would be funny as fuck if she found this post.

Here's your wife when she comes home early........

HAHAH

Fat chance!

Pics or it didn´t happen.

cuz you're not really married and are stuck in your mom's basement.

She is over 3 hours away. Not going to happen. Wang dang sweet poontang!


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Deal! I have one of those spy pens. I will get some of my fuck session for ya. You can look at my white ass!

Your going to hell, tee hee

Ahh but tonight I will be in heaven!

[link to www.smanthasexton.com] is who is coming over boys. Be jealous now!

He is already in hell, this is just part of his confession

Ask you a question?? OK! How about 2?

Are you that big of a fuckin dumbass that you would jeopardize your marriage?

And if you don't care about your marriage then, why the fuck are you still married?

Why, or why, must you torture Kate (your wife) in this way?

We know what you're really doing

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Far from it amigo. That is what they make confessional booths for. I will go confess my sins tomorrow morning, be told to do a few hundred Hail Marys. go to Mass, come home and be good to go. Being a Catholic has its privileges.

hmmm....

Your wife wont mind when she finds out the hooter is a cross dresser.

- Sara

That's quite expensive man, I can fuck for 30 bucks. Does she do anal?

I don't like these white chicks with lot's of issues, they're usually too cold and looking at the clock constantly. I'd do a latina if I were you.

Because I love my wife. Just because I need to get off in another woman's vag doesn't mean I don't love my wife. It is just sex. Sex to me is like taking a shit. It is necessary.

How can I be torturing Kate when she doesn't know?

I used to visit Canada a lot when I lived in a close vicinity to 19+ clubs/bars when I was under 21 for the US, and I can say all three of those things in Canada suck.

They have the worse beer, even worse than American. I mean Labatt Blue is honestly the worst tasting piece of shit I've ever had the unfortunate pleasure of tasting.

Pizza? gtfo, you guys shred the peperoni like feta cheese over the pizza. I won't even get into the taste.

I also went to many Canadian strip clubs, as they allowed full nude with drinking, so I am pretty experienced with the kind of girl that's going to be knocking on your door tonight, and it's a frightful vision.

Then again, if you're over 40 go at it and have fun!

Did you look at her pics? She is not a he. Been there and done it before. She is one hot little french chick!

lets hope she does. what a shit

1) Labatts Blue is not beer. You were duped.
2) Get your pizza at an authentic Italian Pizzeria
3) This chick will strip but she does a whole lot more. I put up her link. See for yourself. She is a hottie!

Why u say it's frightful? explain

Huh?

Why is the insult "in moms basement" still being used? It's dumb. Especially when there's a whole generation that can't afford to leave home. Get new material.

dont have much respect for your wife do you

Latina equals STD.

Of course French whores are the mother of all STD bombs.