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Is God telling us he wants Tim Tebow to start for the New York Jets? |
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User ID: 24184617 United States 10/09/2012 03:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Is God telling us he wants Tim Tebow to start for the New York Jets? Mark this under the "you've-got-to-be-kidding-me" category. While the New York -- and national -- media still debate whether former Gators star and all-around-Christian-guy Tim Tebow should replace Mark Sanchez as the Jets' starting quarterback, maybe we're getting some feedback from a higher power. Check this out: In the latest NFL stats, Sanchez's quaterback rating is 66.6. Read that again. 66.6. He's also thrown for 6 TDs, has 6 INTs and has a 6.6 yards per pass average. (Check out Sanchez's stats if you don't believe us.) A little spooky, huh? Despite the all-in-fun illustration at the top, we'd don't really think Sanchez is the devil. Neither does Tebow, right Tim? Uh, Tim? "Looking forward to giving God all the glory in tonight's 666th Monday Night Football game. Romans 8:37-39," Tebow tweeted before Monday night's game. OK, I give up. Start Tebow! oh yea sanchez's jersey number is #6 Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, outside of soccer - Dogma (1999) |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 17090286 United States 10/09/2012 03:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Is God telling us he wants Tim Tebow to start for the New York Jets? |
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ArmedonLSD (OP)
User ID: 24184617 United States 10/09/2012 04:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Is God telling us he wants Tim Tebow to start for the New York Jets? Big time jets fan here, and to clarify i myself don't think Tebow should start but its not a long stretch to say God hates the Jets Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, outside of soccer - Dogma (1999) |
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ArmedonLSD (OP)
User ID: 24184617 United States 10/09/2012 04:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Is God telling us he wants Tim Tebow to start for the New York Jets? Bump for Jets fans..... oh discordia Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, outside of soccer - Dogma (1999) |
Daersoulkeeper
User ID: 1140482 United States 10/09/2012 04:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Is God telling us he wants Tim Tebow to start for the New York Jets? God doesn't care about foolsball Except for the fact how he might hate how the sheep are distracted by it Last Edited by Daersoulkeeper on 10/09/2012 04:20 PMthe real reason most people on this planet are the most ignorant gullible people that have ever lived is a little thing called the
TELL-LIE-VISION
television
when you watch it, you put the I(you) in television and you get tel(i)evision
tell lie vision |
ArmedonLSD (OP)
User ID: 24184617 United States 10/09/2012 04:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Is God telling us he wants Tim Tebow to start for the New York Jets?
God doesn't care about foolsball
Except for the fact how he might hate how the sheep are distracted by it
Quoting: Daersoulkeeper Nope, he does love Football, like he loves all earthly things... You don't like it! Last Edited by ArmedonLSD on 10/09/2012 04:30 PMMass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, outside of soccer - Dogma (1999) |
AtsuiPanda
User ID: 16510251 United States 10/09/2012 04:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Is God telling us he wants Tim Tebow to start for the New York Jets? If their is a god.. im sure he has more important things.. :/sdfhasdfshasd/: Those who live by the sword die by the sword, those who don't live by the sword are subject to those who do. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 25260363 United States 10/09/2012 04:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Is God telling us he wants Tim Tebow to start for the New York Jets? Indubitably! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 22439663 United States 10/09/2012 04:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Is God telling us he wants Tim Tebow to start for the New York Jets? lol, no He is a "saints" fan, that's why they are getting railroaded by the "dark side". |
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ArmedonLSD (OP)
User ID: 24184617 United States 10/09/2012 07:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Is God telling us he wants Tim Tebow to start for the New York Jets? bump Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, outside of soccer - Dogma (1999) |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 25265775 Ireland 10/09/2012 07:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Is God telling us he wants Tim Tebow to start for the New York Jets? Ifind the fact that "Tim Tebow" now plays for the "New York Jets" Jets? New York? 666th game? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1290057 United States 10/09/2012 07:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Is God telling us he wants Tim Tebow to start for the New York Jets?
Everyone can talk shit about Tebow all they want, the bottom line is the guy fuckin wins.If the jets put him in they will start winning.I don't think god has anything to do with it.He very talented and the def coaches don't know how to attack him, for fuck sake he can outrun vick. |
ArmedonLSD (OP)
User ID: 24184617 United States 10/09/2012 08:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Is God telling us he wants Tim Tebow to start for the New York Jets? bump Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, outside of soccer - Dogma (1999) |
TheCartel
User ID: 11312040 United States 10/09/2012 08:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Is God telling us he wants Tim Tebow to start for the New York Jets? And the 666 game was won by the Texans, who's logo is a bull, throughout history the devil has been shown to have horns. Also the new York JETS (911) vs. Texans (bush goons) I know I'm reaching but I think everything happens for a reason, whether we fully understand it or not. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 4884715 United States 10/09/2012 09:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Is God telling us he wants Tim Tebow to start for the New York Jets? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 25214191 United States 10/09/2012 09:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Is God telling us he wants Tim Tebow to start for the New York Jets? Even Tim Tebow can't save the jets. Their doomed. |
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