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Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police

 
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10/13/2012 12:36 AM
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Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police
Wait till she fall asleep then take a warm piss straight to her sleepy bum face. She will def stop abusing your patience.
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Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police
lol. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK. This may be hard to believe, but I just looked out at my car and this asshole is there, asking me if she can get into my car to get her crackpipe, she said she thinks she left it in there. I told her the cops were on the way...
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What the fuck - really?!
The next time you see her out there, call the cops and tell them you're pretty sure someone is stealing your stereo because you can see them moving around in your car. She'll get arrested with her crack pipe and be gone for a short bit.
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10/13/2012 12:44 AM
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Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police
Wait till she fall asleep then take a warm piss straight to her sleepy bum face. She will def stop abusing your patience.
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thought about it
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Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police
Whether you like the police or not, you should file a police report about her sleeping and doing drugs in your car. If you don't and you are ever pulled over and searched, you will be held liable for any drugs, pipes, or residue they may find. But, if it is on record and documented that she is doing the drugs in your car, the police will have proof that it isn't your stuff.

Also, do not booby trap your car or hurt her in any other way. It sucks, but if she gets hurt in your car, she can sue you and make your life even more miserable.

Hope this helps! Hopefully she will move on soon.

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Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police
lol. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK. This may be hard to believe, but I just looked out at my car and this asshole is there, asking me if she can get into my car to get her crackpipe, she said she thinks she left it in there. I told her the cops were on the way...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1565351

What the fuck - really?!
The next time you see her out there, call the cops and tell them you're pretty sure someone is stealing your stereo because you can see them moving around in your car. She'll get arrested with her crack pipe and be gone for a short bit.
 Quoting: Strawberrymittens

Man , I really don't want to get tased or fucked with here. I just want a way to defend myself and my things.
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10/13/2012 12:47 AM
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Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police
Whether you like the police or not, you should file a police report about her sleeping and doing drugs in your car. If you don't and you are ever pulled over and searched, you will be held liable for any drugs, pipes, or residue they may find. But, if it is on record and documented that she is doing the drugs in your car, the police will have proof that it isn't your stuff.

Also, do not booby trap your car or hurt her in any other way. It sucks, but if she gets hurt in your car, she can sue you and make your life even more miserable.

Hope this helps! Hopefully she will move on soon.
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Thanks!
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10/13/2012 12:58 AM
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Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police
leave a dead fish under the seat...if he finds it and throws it away, keep leaving foul smelling dead animals in your car.
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If she eats it and enjoys it she'll keep coming back for more fish!
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10/13/2012 01:04 AM
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Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police
you dont want to have blood from someone like that in your car. we had someone sleeping in our barn so i put rat traps all over and had to switch things up from time to time with the unexpected...rat traps hurt but dont leave blood and maybe you think you have rats in your car..setting out to trap or entangle a person even on private property is illegal..you may have to do something different every night so they dont learn to expect the same thing and develope a plan to get around whatever you do. fill the back seat up with ballons or plastic bottles, make it undesireable and easier for them to move on to the next and leave yours alone.
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10/13/2012 01:06 AM
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Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police
you want a simple solution , well here you go - takes about a minute to remove the rear seat - take in the house leave it there - then after you replace the window reinstall the seat cheers
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Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police
Sooo... I live in Philly, not the best area... and there is a homeless person, it could be a man or a woman, I can't tell... def a crackhead, that has been sleeping and smoking crack in my car for the past week. I've kicked her out multiple times this week, but because I am running a business right here I can't make too much of a scene or be too aggressive for fear of eternal retaliation on my business.

I am lucky to have the customers I have... I don't want to lose them because of this.

This homeless person is an african american female(I think) with the "why so serious" batman knife marks on her cheeks, and is always wearing loose-fitting clothing, which makes it hard to assess whether or not she is armed. I threaten her with calling the police and she usually sulks off without saying much. I need to bring this to an end without calling the cops... I've seen too many examples of citizens resorting to the authorities only to end up being shot or tazed. Fuck that, is there anything I can do to avoid involving those assholes?
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Plastic explosives or peanut butter on the seat with a bunch of mouse traps. Either way, problem averted.
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10/13/2012 01:07 AM
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Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police
Get a couple walkie-talkies. Put one under the passenger seat and turn the volume up. Wait for her to get into your car again, and once the crack pipe is emptied, just scare the living shit out of her.

Say you're god...or make some police chatter...



---Or just fix your window and install a car alarm. ;)
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10/13/2012 01:09 AM

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All your points are valid OP. It might make matters worse to call the police.

1. try noise--say something licked in the tunk or under the hood that makes enough icky noise that someone could not sleep in there.

2. find her somewhere else to sleep.

There is nothing that will bring good Karma into your life like helping those who seem unloveable. This woman has probably been abused since she was a child, she is probably very broken and hurting--the drugs are the only way she knows of stopping the pain.

Spiritually it would seem she has come into your life for a reason--this is a test.

If you don't wish to help her, I understand, at least you don't want to harm her, the noise should work--some kind of repetitive alarm or beeping noise, or for halloween something scary, haunting....

Good luck!!hfhf
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Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police
you want a simple solution , well here you go - takes about a minute to remove the rear seat - take in the house leave it there - then after you replace the window reinstall the seat cheers
 Quoting: Eye Watch 1352760


the seat is easy as crap to get out, but this morning she was all kicked back in my driver's seat... as customers were coming in lol. I went outside, opened the door, and as quietly as I could told her to get the fuck out and that the cops were coming... and she was just here again for her crackpipe, talking to me like we go way back
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10/13/2012 01:13 AM
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Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police
If she had a gun, she sold it a long time ago for crack. Don't worry about that. Crack superceeds all needs including food and protection.

Have the cops come and roust her, she'll stop coming back. Retaliation is not going to be a problem. All she wants is another 8 ball. She will take the path of least resistence. If she had any initiative, and a gun, she would have already robbed you. She's not going to magicly develop any because you had the cops move her along.
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10/13/2012 01:16 AM
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Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police
All your points are valid OP. It might make matters worse to call the police.

1. try noise--say something licked in the tunk or under the hood that makes enough icky noise that someone could not sleep in there.

2. find her somewhere else to sleep.

There is nothing that will bring good Karma into your life like helping those who seem unloveable. This woman has probably been abused since she was a child, she is probably very broken and hurting--the drugs are the only way she knows of stopping the pain.

Spiritually it would seem she has come into your life for a reason--this is a test.

If you don't wish to help her, I understand, at least you don't want to harm her, the noise should work--some kind of repetitive alarm or beeping noise, or for halloween something scary, haunting....

Good luck!!hfhf
 Quoting: stillhere


This was a very thoughtful reply, thank you! I feel horrible about depriving someone of shelter on a cold night like tonight, and am trying to find a moral middleground for myself.
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10/13/2012 01:18 AM
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Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police
you want a simple solution , well here you go - takes about a minute to remove the rear seat - take in the house leave it there - then after you replace the window reinstall the seat cheers
 Quoting: Eye Watch 1352760


the seat is easy as crap to get out, but this morning she was all kicked back in my driver's seat... as customers were coming in lol. I went outside, opened the door, and as quietly as I could told her to get the fuck out and that the cops were coming... and she was just here again for her crackpipe, talking to me like we go way back
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okay then the other solution i have is for you to put a couple romney stickers on the bumper cause we all know a gal like that wouldnt support him and would never get caught in a car with that kinda tag on it .
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10/13/2012 01:19 AM
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lol nice
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that would get me like, what.. maybe every window on my vehicle smashed out overnight... lol
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Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police
Load the backseat up with cinder blocks!
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10/13/2012 01:22 AM
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Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police
All your points are valid OP. It might make matters worse to call the police.

1. try noise--say something licked in the tunk or under the hood that makes enough icky noise that someone could not sleep in there.

2. find her somewhere else to sleep.

There is nothing that will bring good Karma into your life like helping those who seem unloveable. This woman has probably been abused since she was a child, she is probably very broken and hurting--the drugs are the only way she knows of stopping the pain.

Spiritually it would seem she has come into your life for a reason--this is a test.

If you don't wish to help her, I understand, at least you don't want to harm her, the noise should work--some kind of repetitive alarm or beeping noise, or for halloween something scary, haunting....

Good luck!!hfhf
 Quoting: stillhere


This was a very thoughtful reply, thank you! I feel horrible about depriving someone of shelter on a cold night like tonight, and am trying to find a moral middleground for myself.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1565351


In that case go to Home Depot and buy one of those tin sheds and put it in the alley and let her sleep there. Put a cot in it. If you wanrted to go the extra mile wire it up with a light and a heater and panel the walls with styrofoam.
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Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police
buy some bath salts from a head shop, leave them in your car, set up a video camera, make enough money off the hits on youtube to move the fuck out of that neighborhood.

problem solved.
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Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police
All your points are valid OP. It might make matters worse to call the police.

1. try noise--say something licked in the tunk or under the hood that makes enough icky noise that someone could not sleep in there.

2. find her somewhere else to sleep.

There is nothing that will bring good Karma into your life like helping those who seem unloveable. This woman has probably been abused since she was a child, she is probably very broken and hurting--the drugs are the only way she knows of stopping the pain.

Spiritually it would seem she has come into your life for a reason--this is a test.

If you don't wish to help her, I understand, at least you don't want to harm her, the noise should work--some kind of repetitive alarm or beeping noise, or for halloween something scary, haunting....

Good luck!!hfhf
 Quoting: stillhere


This was a very thoughtful reply, thank you! I feel horrible about depriving someone of shelter on a cold night like tonight, and am trying to find a moral middleground for myself.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1565351


In that case go to Home Depot and buy one of those tin sheds and put it in the alley and let her sleep there. Put a cot in it. If you wanrted to go the extra mile wire it up with a light and a heater and panel the walls with styrofoam.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12244003


Lol. My room is cold as shit as it is, how the fuck am I going to house and shelter a homeless crackhead while being broke as hell in this shitty economy during a shitty non-profit business start up that yields zero income???
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Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police
buy some bath salts from a head shop, leave them in your car, set up a video camera, make enough money off the hits on youtube to move the fuck out of that neighborhood.

problem solved.
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lol my buddy recommended a hunting camera, the motion activated ones you attach to trees...
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Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police
true the windows would take the hit i see your point. damn why didnt i think of this sooner - plastic on the seats keeps all of us riff raff off grandmas couch.
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10/13/2012 01:33 AM
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Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police
Call the cops when she is in the car. The file charges so she goes to jail. I know this sounds mean but if she is in jail for hopefully a year she may be able to get off the crack. Crack is evil and those addicted to it need all the help they can get, even if it is jail.
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Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police
Call the cops when she is in the car. The file charges so she goes to jail. I know this sounds mean but if she is in jail for hopefully a year she may be able to get off the crack. Crack is evil and those addicted to it need all the help they can get, even if it is jail.
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Considering it is getting cold out, I half-feel like she is just trying to get locked up for the winter.
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Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police
Possibly.
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Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police
she knows you dont want her in there. she comes back anyway. you are going to have to make the car so undesireable she will stay out or make her think you are crazier than she is or make getting her out your second job.
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Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police
And that is the point when I went out with my shirt off with a huge knife and tapped on the non broken window... lol. Needless to say she never came back
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Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police
The real solution is to talk to her like she is a friend, listen to her problems for a few minutes, give her friendly advice, and then ask her to please stop going into your car, because your neighbors keep calling you and telling you about it, waking you up. Just bullshit with her and ask her to not do it any more.





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