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Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1565351 United States 10/12/2012 11:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police Sooo... I live in Philly, not the best area... and there is a homeless person, it could be a man or a woman, I can't tell... def a crackhead, that has been sleeping and smoking crack in my car for the past week. I've kicked her out multiple times this week, but because I am running a business right here I can't make too much of a scene or be too aggressive for fear of eternal retaliation on my business.
I am lucky to have the customers I have... I don't want to lose them because of this.
This homeless person is an african american female(I think) with the "why so serious" batman knife marks on her cheeks, and is always wearing loose-fitting clothing, which makes it hard to assess whether or not she is armed. I threaten her with calling the police and she usually sulks off without saying much. I need to bring this to an end without calling the cops... I've seen too many examples of citizens resorting to the authorities only to end up being shot or tazed. Fuck that, is there anything I can do to avoid involving those assholes? |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1565351 United States 10/13/2012 12:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police btw my passenger window was busted out about a month or so ago and I can't afford a new one yet, that is why I can't lock it. Even if I fixed it I am pretty sure this person would bust it out to get back to their motel 6 room, my backseat... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 23223844 Australia 10/13/2012 12:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police Try parkin' the fookin' car with the busted window agin a wee wall laddie...
Aye. |
Rayrayz
User ID: 951476 United States 10/13/2012 12:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police leave a dead fish under the seat...if he finds it and throws it away, keep leaving foul smelling dead animals in your car. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 25453939 Australia 10/13/2012 12:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police rent it to the devil you know |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 23223844 Australia 10/13/2012 12:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police
leave a dead fish under the seat...if he finds it and throws it away, keep leaving foul smelling dead animals in your car.
Quoting: Rayrayz Aye Lad...ye be affected by fulminating fish's fetid pong yerself son...what a silly idea. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 25235695 United States 10/13/2012 12:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police Buy and keep a pet skunk in your car. A pet lion or tiger might be a good idea also... |
pinkshirtguy
User ID: 24789003 United States 10/13/2012 12:10 AM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1565351 United States 10/13/2012 12:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police Dammit, I was more or less hoping for legal boobytrapping advice... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1290057 United States 10/13/2012 12:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police RAZOR BLADES.Seriously,wedge them where ever they are putting their hands and arms through the car. |
Rayrayz
User ID: 951476 United States 10/13/2012 12:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police
leave a dead fish under the seat...if he finds it and throws it away, keep leaving foul smelling dead animals in your car.
Quoting: Rayrayz Aye Lad...ye be affected by fulminating fish's fetid pong yerself son...what a silly idea. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23223844 Obviously... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 23223844 Australia 10/13/2012 12:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police Dammit, I was more or less hoping for legal boobytrapping advice...
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1565351 Get a wee doggie Mon... Aye... a wee Scottish Terrier lad...in the car like... Aye... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1290057 United States 10/13/2012 12:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police RAZOR BLADES.Seriously,wedge them where ever they are putting their hands and arms through the car.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1290057 It won't kill them but it'll give them one hell of a paper cut.Also remember where you put them so you don't need 17 stitches.Or you could use 3 pronged fishing hooks. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 23223844 Australia 10/13/2012 12:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police leave a dead fish under the seat...if he finds it and throws it away, keep leaving foul smelling dead animals in your car.
Quoting: Rayrayz Aye Lad...ye be affected by fulminating fish's fetid pong yerself son...what a silly idea. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23223844 Obviously... Quoting: Rayrayz |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 25400104 United States 10/13/2012 12:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police take the bus |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1290057 United States 10/13/2012 12:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police
RAZOR BLADES.Seriously,wedge them where ever they are putting their hands and arms through the car.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1290057 It won't kill them but it'll give them one hell of a paper cut.Also remember where you put them so you don't need 17 stitches.Or you could use 3 pronged fishing hooks. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1290057 Also I had a problem with that, some kids was getting in my car and stealing my roaches....so I left him a big hog of a doobie laced with poison ivy. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1290057 United States 10/13/2012 12:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police RAZOR BLADES.Seriously,wedge them where ever they are putting their hands and arms through the car.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1290057 It won't kill them but it'll give them one hell of a paper cut.Also remember where you put them so you don't need 17 stitches.Or you could use 3 pronged fishing hooks. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1290057 Also I had a problem with that, some kids was getting in my car and stealing my roaches....so I left him a big hog of a doobie laced with poison ivy. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1290057 Needless to say them little ghetto fuckers never broke into my car again. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1565351 United States 10/13/2012 12:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police lol. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK. This may be hard to believe, but I just looked out at my car and this asshole is there, asking me if she can get into my car to get her crackpipe, she said she thinks she left it in there. I told her the cops were on the way... |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1565351 United States 10/13/2012 12:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police fml |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1565351 United States 10/13/2012 12:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police Can I pepper spray her if she is in my car? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1290057 United States 10/13/2012 12:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police
Can I pepper spray her if she is in my car?
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1565351 Dude read what I said and you won't have to worry about your car...well maybe cleaning a little blood. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1565351 United States 10/13/2012 12:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police dude, I'm pretty sure booby-trapping is illegal... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 24927009 Thailand 10/13/2012 12:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police lol. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK. This may be hard to believe, but I just looked out at my car and this asshole is there, asking me if she can get into my car to get her crackpipe, she said she thinks she left it in there. I told her the cops were on the way...
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1565351 trespass is a very nasty charge to have on her record.. it would be nice if you did not harm her physically as one person on this thread is suggesting.. this is not cool !! if u get pulled over, and the cop just happens to have a sniffer dog, u know what will happen to you if they turn up a pipe? crack pipe or whatever? very nasty charge for you.! a lot of money.! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 18006663 United States 10/13/2012 12:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police Put a rattle snack in there.. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 21300769 United States 10/13/2012 12:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police Sleep in it yourself one night
Nude |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 18006663 United States 10/13/2012 12:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police *snake |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1290057 United States 10/13/2012 12:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police dude, I'm pretty sure booby-trapping is illegal...
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1565351 No it's not.Not if your protecting your property on your property...Honestly I don't know but fuck the police any way, protect your shit because the cops sure wont. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 25242176 United States 10/13/2012 12:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police This explains exactly who and what is going on in your car: [ link to www.youtube.com] Dirty Mike and the Boys. |
Strawberrymittens
User ID: 19937556 United States 10/13/2012 12:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police Try parkin' the fookin' car with the busted window agin a wee wall laddie...
Aye.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23223844 That's a really good idea. No room to crawl in. The universe seems neither benign nor hostile, merely indifferent to the concerns of such puny creatures as we are. - Carl Sagan |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 20766750 United States 10/13/2012 12:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police Sooo... I live in Philly, not the best area... and there is a homeless person, it could be a man or a woman, I can't tell... def a crackhead, that has been sleeping and smoking crack in my car for the past week. I've kicked her out multiple times this week, but because I am running a business right here I can't make too much of a scene or be too aggressive for fear of eternal retaliation on my business.
I am lucky to have the customers I have... I don't want to lose them because of this.
This homeless person is an african american female(I think) with the "why so serious" batman knife marks on her cheeks, and is always wearing loose-fitting clothing, which makes it hard to assess whether or not she is armed. I threaten her with calling the police and she usually sulks off without saying much. I need to bring this to an end without calling the cops... I've seen too many examples of citizens resorting to the authorities only to end up being shot or tazed. Fuck that, is there anything I can do to avoid involving those assholes?
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1565351 |
fringe
User ID: 2834500 United States 10/13/2012 12:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police piss on it |
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