If you could go back in time and meet yourself...

the lotto numbers first, and to spend more time with family.

when your young you never really grasp the concept of losing loved ones forever. once their gone. that's it.

I would tell myself of the specifiC dates and times that I acted like a dumbass and made some very bad decisions.

But then again, don't we all have skeletons?

I'd slap myself around the face, tell myself to get the help I needed and to never give up.

Limit yourself to 1 time a day

Slap my younger self up a little and man him up give him some money for new clothes and change his hair due and give some tips about the future

How about if you could go forward in time and see how you would be living in 20 years?

For the love of god boy don't marry that bitch!!!

I would tell myself to dual enroll or get a ged and start going to tech school for a trade...

I didn't tell myself anything.

later in life, remember this, "You can get drunk stoned, but don't get stoned drunk."

it doesn't end well.

Nice.

I'd have told myself to sell my house in 2005 for twice what I paid for it, rent for 6 years, and buy a fucking mansion in 2011 for the same price.

I'd have also told myself not to be such a douche when I was 18-22yrs old and above all else... to buy silver and gold along the way with any spare amount of cash I had!

ohh, and to not have chickened out that night when I was 25 and could have pulled a 3some with those two girls. Fuck what a mistake that was!

Tell him everything in life is a lie and sleep with every attractive woman in sight.

I would have to go back more than 30 years in order to tell myself anything worthwhile.

Like stay in the Army, dont buy that Chevy, and leave tequila alone.

dont give hubert everett that 4 grand

I would go to when i turn 12, and tell myself to not trust the lies from popes, preachers, media, news and buy lots of stock in MS Windows and sell it in 2000 and buy gold with the money.
I would write down many things to watch for and draw diagram and tell myself to never lose this no matter what and to make copies and hide them in jars in the back yard and out in the woods.

Tell myself also that my friends that i am starting to hang out with are bad news and give a list of others to stay away from and females to stay away from also. and to not worry that a 7 by 7 inch penis is not small and to get over it and don't be all worried about silly crap like that.

Also tell myself to not let life turn me into a person with so much hate that it takes almost ten years to get it out of my system....to smoke pot and dont drink or take never pills.

To buy gold every chance I had.

Not to have kids and bring them into this breaking down world.

bang the few chicks i was afraid to talk too. save money and buy apple and ms. buy gold and silver. work with comps in high school and also once in the military. knock up first wife to get my daughter, but never get married to her. knock up second wife to get son and maybe not marry her while im stoned and recovering from a hangover.write down lottery numbers and get to meet wrren buffet to get in on a stocks. find the young shitheads that i dont like in politics and beat the living shit out of them. become more spiritual before i become so tainted with negativity. that should cover it.

seemed like the thing to do at the time

The US government is Americas single most dangerous enemy, and the country will be purposely destroyed by those in power very soon.

start my animal rescue shelter after having all the money from investments. buy huge tracts of land where i know walmart and home depot will buy it for huge prices. buy the nuclear silo with airport outside and get my pilots license. not get injured and have 3 spinal fusions.send my son to korea for jr. olympics training instead of letting him make the decision.keep a private stash of gold and silver and cash on hand and stockpile survival equipment and weapons and ammo.

These are great folks! Keep 'em coming!

Being able to go back in time to meet my younger self has become quite the fantasy/dream for me in the past couple years.

I'd love to tell myself not to sweat the bullshit I went through in high school and to take advantage of the missed opportunities due to ignorance or otherwise.

Even better I'd love to be able to control my subconscious in those younger years. to influence those critical life changing decisions I made way back when.

But it begs the thought.... those poor decisions I made, do they make me what I am today? Without them would I be a dumbfuck in some other sense? Probably. Still it's awesome to think of the shit I'd like to tell myself.

I met 2 of me
I told myself
Agartha legion

I'd blow myself.

If I could chose 1 particular time, I'd go back and have my grandfather cash I'm everything he had and bet on Buster Douglas at 40 to 1.