Crazy Illuminati ideas

Ever wondered why the keys on your keyboard seems tossed away from a haystack?
Well..it is an illuminati great invention
In the beginning people were typing at typewriters and the letters were put in order:a,b,c,d,e.///
Bu the machines got jammed because of the high speed of typewriters(women...)
so the great leaders came with the solution to put letters at random and slow those people down
It worked but humans adapted to this new tech..except the French of course who have the A...keyboard and the Qwertz keyboard(y and z are inversed,great connection with French language)

Ever wondered why you cant find any normal underwear only those who put pressure on your penis and testicles?
another great medieval invention
since your penis pressures your testicles,your testicles will be smaller and you will have less sperma inside them
thus you will have less children
not worked
one sperma donner can have 10 children at a single donnation and upt to 300 children per month
that's efficiency!